Bros how do I stop binge eating, I feel so disgusting after ordering and eating all this food in one sitting. I can barley breathe because of how full I am.
>>9862463>someone gave you shit for for puking after getting shot in the faceWhere the fuck do you even live
>>9863638>>9863644Another binge eater here. Adding to anons great guide. Water. Drink fuck loads of water. Seriously, you should be drinking enough water until your piss is only slightly yellow that's the "you're hydrated now you can drink a cup of water every now and then" point. By the gimmick water powder (gatorade, powerade) to start with. Use this very dilutely, (1 scoop per 700mL or above). It makes sucking down water a lot easy and helps you with cravings (thought there is sugar in this, eventually moved to just fruit and then plain water). Water really helps kill craving and plenty of fatties feel hungry even after meals just because they're dehydrated.Lastly, for fuck sake don't crash diet. IF (intermittent fasting, we anon referenced) is handy if you do 16/8 but it is seriously much better you actually just eat when you want, as long as it's healthy and comes just under your TDEE. Starving yourself rarely works and is a great way back onto the binge bandwagon. The guide in fit is very handy even if the rest of the board can be trash.
>>9863937>better to just eat when you want as long as it's healthyGuide anon here. For some, giving into a craving, even a healthy one can trigger a binge. IMO, better to retrain your body to only want food when it needs food. But do whatever works for you.
>>9863937>>9863977Forgot about the water meme though. Definitely stay hydrated. Not only will it help keep you getting full, but it will make you feel healthier overall. My fiance used to be sluggish/tired all the time, with lots of indigestion. Didn't believe in the water meme and got mad when I kept suggesting it. But now he pees clear and admitted that it does actually help.
>>9863992*feeling fullFickity fuck.
Post what you're getting for Christmas editionI'm getting a Kalita Wave and maybe some beans from HondurasAcquiring more autism does count
>>9862110I haven't had the best luck with 25g in mine, but it's doable.Interestingly, with the V60s the only difference in sizes is the wall height. So you can do a smaller brew in the larger brewer no problem. With Kalita though, the whole slope changes. Both way shorter than the v60s, I think largely since they're more built around pulse pouring.
this fucking thing is great have had mine for several years now and saved a lot of money on fancy coffee drinks you'd buy at starfucks by making them myself
This is my Moka sitting on a burner in the dark. I know you can't really see it, but the point is do I have to do it like this or could I put the Moka on a cast iron pan and heat that up instead?
>>9863981imagine if the coil was a magic starthat would b dope ud feel like a sorcerer everytime u cook something
Are double yolk eggs a treat or annoyance?
>>9863897A treat. I was so excited to finally get one earlier this year.
>>9863905Last year I had an entire carton of double yolk eggs. Was pretty neato.
>>9863905So this is what gets americans excited...
>>9863910Uand yore mum thee fat whale
>>9863897I usually buy jumbo eggs and I get a couple every dozen usually. but the double yolk usually ends up breaking so I find them annoyingbroken yolks when I want over-easy really pisses me off, even though eggs are usually cheap as fuck
Christmas Dinner thread.What are you making for Christmas dinner?
>>9861086>Christmas Eve (Meatless)>Salmon teriyaki
>>9862020Fish doesn't count as meat according to the Roman Catholic tradition
>>9862092>>9862020The reason is simply the thought behind a fast ( the 24th beeing part of the nativity fast). In medival times fish was always salted or cured, which made it not too pleasant and more suitable for food consumed as a penance. Although it's only still done in Poland and Italy for the most part, the only catholic nations still alive.
>>9840148>>9840148Reposting this because my thread is dying anywayThis year I'm cooking for my grandparents and close family (total of 7 people). Can zou cu/ck/s help me out with my menu? It'll be 3 courses:Deep fried, beer-battered fish with a spicy chilz Hollandaise varietyI want to serve it w/ some greens and maybe some variety of corn. What about grits and roasted leeks? Anyone have ideas?Pork Belly marinated Vietnamese style with a miso-lime glaze, mini Chinese steam buns, XO SauceThinking about some kind of root vegetable that would fit well here. Maybe parsnip or parsley root, roasted in the oven, then cleaned and pureed?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>9858462>>9861646amazing desu senpai
Please identify this strange fruitlike thing and I shall reward you with kisses.
>>9863859Oh
>>9863859Don't feel bad. I said Pandan last night, and I didn't get any kisses either.Oh well, as long as I have two hands, I've got a backup.
>>9863870I feel like death
>>9863870I've never cracked open a cold one before, but there's a first time for everything
>>9862200Hala fruit
Earlier, in one fell swoop, my world got turned upside down. I found out that there are people who wipe standing up, and that there are people who leave dirty dishes soaking in soapy water and then proceed to sponge/brush them down and leave them to air-dry WITHOUT FIRST RINSING THEM OFF!Please, lads, say it isn't true, tell me I'm being trolled, I've been having a shitty couple of decades, I cannot carry this on my shoulders as well.
>>9863945He's a lardass. His ass cheeks probably touch the water.
>>9861015>>9861322Does slightly raising yourself from the seat counts? I'm like doing a half squat when I wipe.
>>9863204>Folding uses less paper, but tends to allow poo particles to break through onto your hand.If they only use two pieces of paper, maybe.
>>9863949>risk my hands dipping into water full of my piss and shit.Flush the toilet before you wipe
>>9863986>flush toilet while sitting>splashes onto my ass>stand up to flush>might as well wipe while im already up
Whiskey thread time! Here are the few I have in my home bar and am buying more soon. Am I on the right track? Suggestions for my next few purchases?
>>9862863>PricesAlberta taxes my dude. The worst part is the price on the tag is for volume discount. The actual price for buying one bottle is higher, in a much smaller text below the bigger text that you can't really see at that photo resolution.
>>9849807 have $40 CAN to spend on a bottle tomorrow, sharing it with some folk. What should I get?
>>9853342I actually wasn;t huge on Dark Horse. Makes a damn fine manhattan though.
How are aged Blends made, e.g. Johnnie Walker Black Label?Are the single ingredients already 12 years old or is the Blend aged for 12 years?
>>9863321basically its worn out casks aged for at least 12 years blended together after aging. they take it mostly from distilleries like Cardhu, Talisker and Lagavulin. Green Label is better though cause its only malt from Caol Ila, Linkwood, Talisker and Cragganmore and is 43% instead of 40% and is the only JW worth your time.
Going to McDonalds.Dubs decide what i order.
it's gotta be filet-o-fish
6 Big Macs
>>9863968What country are you in?
Freedom fries and water
all
Making a balanced, nutritious, and enjoyable diet out of only vegetables takes work and creativity. If the idea of eating a meat-free diet for a month upsets and frightens you (and it does for most of /ck/), you should take it as a sign that you don't really enjoy cooking. You see it as a chore, and the only reason you pretend to like it is that mass-media has convinced you that being "into food" makes you an interesting person.
>>9862405They lack important brain nutrients such as b12 and omega 3s and so they become very bad at reading social cues.
>>9862385it doesn't really take any more work than cooking meat... usually less cooking time.Trying to shame me out of an omnivorous diet won't work. If anything, it makes me want to eat bacon.
>>9863973>le bacon narwhals at midnight DAE?!?You sound like the kind of person who buys special bacon cooking contraptions from the sharper image
>>9862385>Making a balanced, nutritious, and enjoyable diet out of only vegetables takes work and creativityWell, no. It really doesn't. The creativity comes from trying to make it presentable to the common snob, or trying to mimic the looks of non-vegetarian options. You're just an insufferable bigot. To use >>9862430 as one example, you assume that just because someone has an omnivorous diet that they don't like vegetables for some reason. The fact of the matter is that you are thinly veiling your own babyish resistance to the icky meat.
>>9863983>you assume that just because someone has an omnivorous diet that they don't like vegetables for some reasonI don't think you understand what "omnivorous" meansvegetables are not some kind of new age punishment to be endured under strict medical supervision. you are not an omnivore if you subsist off chicken tenders
alcohol , alc , al/ck/ threadHow are yall surviving this holiday season?Also do any of yall suffer from sleepwalking?Favorite drink on a budget? for me it is a Vodka ( $6.99 for 750ml God bless the south) and cranberry/grapefruit juice.or Hurricane 40oz $2.09 for 40oz of 8%>watch out for gnomes
>>9863888>>9863889What the fuck did either of yall mean by this.
>>9859306>How are y'all surviving this holiday season?I'm not. Currently, either sick with something, which is likely since I've haven't gotten my shots this year, or my diabetes are acting up, which is very likely since I was trying to eat myself into a diabetic coma.>Favorite drink on a budget? kool-aid with whatever is in the house
>>9863919vodka mixed with kool-aid reminds me of depression.I somehow have an equal mix of loving and loathing those days.
>>9863928>vodka mixed with kool-aid reminds me of depression.It is, anon. It is
>>9859306>How are yall surviving this holiday season?I've been sober (other than some coke and beer) since the start of the month. I'm healthy, but very bored.
Scallops, risotto and spinach Meg and I just made.
>>9863878>it's another "2nd/3rd/4th generation immigrants bitch about Olive Garden being not authentic and try to pretend it isn't fucking delicious" episodehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVyhE3-_lCM
>>9863900American immigrants are just as ignorant of actual italian food as any other American.I just find it hilarious that when faced with people who know better than them how to make a dish they've made and eaten the right way thousand of times, some Americans scream and shout that they're wrong and that THEY are making it the right way.I don't care if you like the American version of a recipe better, that's fine. It was literally made to cater to your taste more than the original did, it only makes sense that you'd like it.But don't look like a fucking retard "correcting" people who know better than you what a certain recipe looks like when done right. A risotto that leaks water and can't stand up on its own was either undercooked or someone added too much broth.That's a simple objective truth that OP somehow thinks he can refute.
Italians should not be allowed to talk about their food. They can cook it one way very well but they cannot conceive of anyone doing it differently, despite the fact that some nonna two doors down from them makes it with butter instead of olive oil, doesn’t salt the aubergines and swears on her life that this is the one true way while condemning you as an idolatrous heretic.This little Italian bitch I know is constantly busting chops for using cream in carbonara and shit, but if you asked her to cook pasta she’d start cutting up an onion with a serrated knife, fry it in too little oil to keep her waistline, dump in some canned tomatoes then abruptly panic and throw in curry powder, precooked mussels and a white wine that turns out to be a syrupy dessert wine. The motherfuckers are just footsoldiers in their grandmothers’ cultural crusade, they can’t create, only propagate and denigrate,
>>9863923>bitch i wanted to fuck turned me down so now i have to generalize her poor cooking skills to an entire countrycream has no place in carbonara, if you need cream to make it creamy you shouldnt be allowed near a kitchen, not even yoursi know you people get jelly because you have no identity and have to shit on anyone who tries to preserve theirs, but come on
>>9861625l'ossobuco col risotto alla milanese è un classico, ma solo un imbecille lo mette sopra il risotto, così non puoi tagliare la carne senza spappolare il risotto
British cuisineWTF is a minge pie?
>>9860952but it's still used as an abstract for it no?For instance similar expressions"I'm getting a bit of trim later""stuffing some bush tonight""got some weird muff last night"I'd assume it has the same sort general usage
>>9863161>hamburger>contains beef>not ham???
>>9863161It's minge as in pussy.
>>9863161I jam my meat into your mum's minge m8.
>>9859633This is fake. And old.
ITT: Your most low-level creations.>mince meat>tex mex seasoning>cream>cheap plastic cheesecook together until you get a thick meaty paste. eat inside tortilla
>>9862234blind him
>>9861943Promotions!
>>9862303https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doqbacrPWjQ
>bf's cock dipped in Greek yoghurt
>>9861943>Grandmother brings over a tomato "soup" >just beans, celery, and carrots in tomato broth>sits in the fridge, to lazy to dump it out >get really hungry for curry few days later>nothing in the house to eat >take the broth out of the soup, pan fry what was left, and dose it in curry powder It's not that bad but the fact that it satisfied my curry craving scares me
ITT: Super easy meals to make for the man who can't cook to impress women.
Is there any legitimate taste based reason to want to eat fugu or is the entirety of its appeal that it can kill you?
>>9862700The good news is that pufferfish can be bred to be toxin-free by rearing them on a controlled diet; this would make any part of their body safe to consume in theory, though cost and stigma are obvious concerns.
>>9862660>just smacks it at the beginning
>>9862627Same way people found out which mushrooms and berries are toxic
>>9862660I understand why they do it but it still makes me feel a little sad that this fish has to suffer through that
>>9862459What if you're depuffed so you depuff the puffer fish for it's puff restoring properties.
