Welcome to /vip/, a board for 4chan Pass users. Anyone can view, but only 4chan Pass users can post. /vip/ has no topic - talk about whatever you want!/vip/ is an experimental board, so expect frequent changes to rules and features in the coming days.Currently, all global rules are enforced.
Boobs or butts?
Boobs
Which did he prefer again?
Small, supple breasts, like pic related.
Reminder that if you like butts that is your >le 56% blood speaking.
>>73795I agree. I find it hard to believe any white person could ever prefer bottoms over the purity that is breasts.
This has gone too far. 4chan is set as my homepage and everytime I open my browser now my anti-malware software goes crazy thanks to these new ads. Not only that, my tabs keep crashing because of "long-running scripts" and the ads were getting around Ublock Origin of all things and I had to go to /g/ to get a filter that blocked them from running. What the hell is being dumped onto 4chan? Adware? Miners? Malware? I'm almost certainly not renewing my pass next year.
if you dont have 4chan pass you have to let some of the stuff thru for captchaw/ 4chan pass you can block everything 3rd party and not deal with adsalso consider getting 4chan x for your browser, it also handles ads for you if you dont want to deal with umatrix
I caught AIDS from 4chan.(This User Has Owned A 4chan Pass User Since 2003)
JustInstallA BlockerIt's not that fucking hard. A pass is entirely gookmoot being a kike and sucking this site dry of cash. I don't really give enough of a shit, though. Enjoy no captcha and don't expect more.
>>73792I made this post, and my fucking Android piece of shit bootlooped. Now I’m using a fucking iPhone piece of shit and I spent two bucks on an app only to find out it doesn’t support 4chan passes.I am fucking pissed.
>>73803What app? The Chan?
I only have a 4chan pass for two more days. What should I do with it?
Post nigs
>>73787Who's your favorite black man?
>>73786I never said anything about Americans.
>>73788
>>73790Just between you and me I'm from Argentina.
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>>72323Yes.
>>72322Checked
52 get WHAT ARE THE ODDS
If singles, I get to keep posting lewd content on /vip/.
>>73781Well? CONTINUE
Lesbian here.Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to men: we needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what we traded for those things (or they just raped us).But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And medical science has made procreative sex totally unnecessary; we can just buy the sperm (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly injected without getting within ten feet of a penis.Women are naturally more attracted to other women. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men. And we know how to please each other like no man ever could. Lesbian sex can last for hours.Every day more and more "straight" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of strong men act as our designated studs and the rest of you losers are eunuchs designated for manual labor exclusively. Deal with it.
>>73525Really makes me think.
>>65818
Well at least you annoying deviants aren't tranniesThat's only praise you'll get from meIf you are a bugerlander tranny, well you should die in the california fire and throw the transfaggot pandering degenerates in the fire too
>>73673This, but unironically.Only girls are allowed to be degenerates, and only if they're cute.So spoke Pope Anon XXII
What is /vip/'s favorite arachnid?
>>68504
>>68504This guy
>>68531I came here to post this one
>>68531Beat me to it. Jumping spiders are the absolute cutest.
Having paid to post, my words now hold weight.Remove /b/
Remove /pol/ too
Remove /vip/
Gibe /l/ please
Remove all the boards.
>>73721This but unironically.
I heard it's not that good.
>>73695Best SW since Empire.
best crap since my morning poo
Here you go:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9hwGZFPSmw
>>73735>reddit letter mediaThis is an all around better review imo.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0QPCS4a84k
>>73735Someone give me the rundown on these jokers. They're completely incompetent, yet spammed endlessly on /tv/ >>73745This is pretty good, but the voice is intolerable.
h-hey /vip/, d-d-do you like my sweater f-for the w-winter when we crunchyroll and chill?
>>70893Why is she wearing a sweater that's obviously way too small for her?
I'll invite you to animebytes and shill
>crunchyroll This just in, newfag never heard of animetorrents.me
>>72284>torrentsThat's not very /vip/.
>>73778>implying /vip/ behavior isn't sticking it to the manI got a VPN just because those kikes sent me one too many DMCA letters
What does fucking undead elven pussy feel like?
>>70770What? No. She's insane. I roll Horde and even I know that.Her idea of happiness for her family is murder and resurrection as eternal undead.
>>71439Nice try alliance scum.>>70770My life for my queen.
Will you give your life for your queen in the great Battle for Azeroth?
>>72232The only thing that I could resub for is a redemption arc for sylvanas and/or jaina, so possibly.
Holy fuck at dem tiddies.More like Thiccstrasza, am I right?
Brapperina Shitpostina
>>72735>Thiccstrasza
>>72735>thread can't be invaded by butthurt lol and dota2 players since they're all poor third worldersLel
>implying you wouldn't
>>72888This comment in /v/ would have so many responses. Looks like I was right.>>73783I would tenderly love a dragon so hard. I've felt this way since my mom gifted me her Pern books over a decade ago. >dragons are cliche now and barely in anything>when they are, it's almost always as a dumb beastFeels awful.
What are some threads you would say really capture the spirit of /vip/? What have been some of your favourite threads on the board so far?
This one, for sure.
>>70486Basically
>>68053>implying girls go through all that trouble to keep their bras and panties well-cared for
>>71397Not all of them do.
>>71400>tfw you will never be a girl scrambling to clean her room before a cute boy enters
Did somebody say panties?
We now return to /vip/'s own poorly-illustrated quest, Squiggle Area: Episode 2!Last time, our intrepid hero had successfully penetrated the base of the world's largest mountain, and was granted access into the further catacombs by a mummy guardian. What happens next? You decide! (Read up on the previous threads here:Episode 1 - >>67142Episode 2 - >>70406)
>>73772>It's my GINGER ALE FRIDGE! You have NO idea how hard it is to get this stuff delivered here! There must be hundreds of cans inside this little fridge. Jester grabs one, cracks it open, and drains it in a few seconds.>Oh yeah. That's the stuff. Here, take one - I insist. No man should be without Ale™ brand Ginger Ale!You take a frosty can of Ginger Ale and add it to your inventory. Command?
>>73773hey pal, you should give me a tour of your neat mountain fortress you got here
>>73774>A tour? I'd LOVE to give you a tour! I'll show you all my favourite spots around the mountain - there's this zirconium on floor 81 that looks like an antelope! Oh man, the fun we're going to have, just me and my bes...What? What's going on? Jester stops talking - he seems to freeze in mid-sentence. Wait, It's not just him - you can't move a muscle!Everything stops. (...)
>>73775(...)(........)>JESTER.>A-Ah, Lord Xyton! To what do I owe this unexpected visit?>HAVE YOU FOUND THE WOMAN, YET?>Well, it's funny ya ask - I, uh, kinda haven't.>JESTER... SHE IS THERE, SOMEWHERE. TEAR APART EVERY GRAIN OF DIRT UNTIL YOU FIND HER. >Of course, my Lord, of course! Why, I've got hundreds of robots working on it right no->GINRA'S FAILURE WAS A MERE MISTAKE. A MISTAKE I WILL NOT TOLERATE A SECOND TIME. >I know, Lord Xy->I SENSE ANOTHER LIVING PRESENCE... THERE IS AN INTRUDER INSIDE THE MOUNTAIN. LOCATE HIM, AND KILL HIM. WE CANNOT AFFORD ANY OVERSIGHTS. >Erm, of course, Lord Xyton! I won't show him any mercy! And we'll find that goddess, too! >DO SO.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>73776>...t friend. Tell ya what - I'll let ya lead the way. Wherever ya want to go, I'll give you some local flavour. Jester grins at you, and you can tell he's excited. He does look a bit jilted, too - but then, you don't know him that well, so it's probably nothing. Command?
