https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ymt4lpzv62gWhy is /tv/ still obsessed with RLM sellouts when this guy does a far more accurate review?
>>91870431nigger is a curse word, nothing wrong with using it as such
>>91858403>Why is /tv/ still obsessed with RLM sellouts when this guy does a far more accurate review?They're both accurate you just agree more with the PewDiePie one because he outright hates it while RLM is just indifferent to it.
>>91860373He steals all his content from 4chan and twitter.All his rant/commentary videos are all 4chans popular opinions packaged up as his own. He then posts this to normies who think he's edgy.The guy posted a video on Net Neutrality and had no clue what the fuck it even was. He thought it was government regulating the internet. He's a normie as fuck out of touch multi-millionaire.
>>91868612t. plebbitor that uses plebbit to cry about /pol/ on /tv/ You can go back to plebbit /feelthebern/ /hillary/ /anarchy/ /politics/ /europe/ and rest of the shit site.
>>91858403Only honest review that I have seen about this movie. Even those that dare to criticize Last Jedi then to avoid going into detail but Felix actually names all the problems with this movie
https://youtu.be/MFWF9dU5Zc0HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breathes in*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>91865402I don't remember well, wasn't Julia Roberts Clooney's wife on the previous movies?
>>91865402Ghostbusters 2 electric boogalooinb4 it's so mediocre and as a result there's no shitstorm or shitposting about it
>>91868436Margaret Cho is a nasty, skeezy, dirty bitch, but by god I want to bang her for some reason.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o23w8i0H-w
>>91867967so... is a spinoff?
>>91869119I can't believe Cedric the Entertainer is dead.
>Hey Mark, you better get back into shape, boy do we have the role of a lifetime for you
>>91870418cancerlungs should be lined up and shot
>>91870418I used to smoke 25-30 a day I quit over night and have never wanted to raid an ashtray why is he doing that
>>91868763great lighting in this pic
>>91870418This is fucking sad and it infuriates me that this daylishit makes fun of people like him. Man's had problems, whatever.
>>91867936Time for an intelligent director to cast him in some kino. He's a great actor.
Slut
>>91870354>>91870547>all guy who think girl anorexic want fatass!
>>91870603>waifuI don't even know how the actress is called, I just hate that, in the fucking fat bragging world we live in were girls are encouraged to not give a shit if they're fat, retards like you critizise girls for NOT being fat. Literally what the fuck is the problem with being thin?
>>91870716>grr who need food>everyone who is nod skeledun is obese
>>91867786>believing that chicks sit in front of a computer and beat off to pornNah man. Youre an idiot. The amount of women who do that are the same as the men that jerk off with their imagination>pro tipDate a girl who says she wants to watch porn with you and see how long that lasts
>>91870785fat fucks begone, not my problem you have no self control
Sure, Jurassic World 2 will overall be shit, but could it deliver on the mommy front with Bryce? Also what other mommy kino is coming out next year?
>ywn have your dick sandwiched between Bryce's ass and Christina's tits
>>91870580Pretty big
>>91870766Funny thing is she was extremely extremely depressed at this time. After she had her first kid she was so depressed she would look at him and wish he didn't exist or something like that.
>star wars 7>kylo removes his mask>girls in kinoplex start giggling>star wars 8>kylo is shirtless>audible moaning in the kinoplexwhat the fuck has changed?
>>91870384don't try to grow up work with your personalty
>>91870538I prefer Pepita.
>>91870700
>>91870425I laughed because, like Rey, I expected a scary disfigured dude and he just looked like a sad manboy. Had nothing to do with his attractiveness, though I do remember thinking he had an odd dark feel to him that was nice.
>>91869624Well you are supposed to find it a tad funny/pathetic. He's wearing the mask and using the voice modifier for no other reason than to hide his semi-dorky, teenager face and look more like his idol Vader. Snoke even calls him out on it in TLJ.
Please DON'T look at me like that
>>91870702>They use it in ep 1.force speed is introduced in ESB tho>>91870778Who says he didn't? He lied about Vader after all.
>>91870255Really man, the prequels are incredibly stupid
>>91870729>is about this very thing.No, it's not.
>>91869431>The prequels are interesting ideas and charactersLol like shit they are
>>91870778Old man Kenobi was a habitual liar. He lied about everything and anything. Hell, he might of went crazy.
Picture taken with husband.What did she mean by this?
>>91870619>dickletlel every time
Are black women capable of emotions other than extreme rage?
>>91870730love for the white man apparently
>>91870782You don't know that for sure.
Why would he drink sea water
It's over..
>>91866482Holy shit. 58%? That's worse than BvS.
>>91868943Irrelevant
>>91868134Some theatres decided not to show the film because of Disney's ludicrous demandshttp://www.slashfilm.com/why-some-movie-theaters-are-refusing-to-play-star-wars-the-last-jedi/>Those terms include the fact that Disney will receive 65% of revenue from ticket sales, the highest percentage a Hollywood studio has ever demanded. They’re also forcing theaters to screen the film in their largest auditorium for at least four weeks. For previous Star Wars movies, the studio has required 64% of the revenue from ticket sales and four week commitments, but typical Disney movies only require a two week commitment.
>>91870681>try to jew harder other theaters>it drops by 58%POTTERY
>>91869854>Welles as FalstaffChimes at Midnight was truly based, one of the greatest films I've ever seen
Their review of The Last Jedi was spot on.>They say the movie is a mess>They make fun of Rose>They say Kylo Ren was interesting>They say Rey wasn't a Mary Sue>They aren't stupid plebs that go "Muh Luke character 'assassination'", in fact, they like the direction for the character, even if the execution is flawed>They still rate the prequels lower and make fun of the stupid contrarian fans that say otherwiseBASED
I would have liked to hear their thoughts on the hyperspace suicide bombers.
>>91869102YeahHe is a coward and has zero argumentThat’s why he just sticks to making stupid voices
>>91870607He should drink bleach for entirely different reasons.
>start of film>get past the shitty on hold joke>hux blasts the shit out of the planetary base>THEN decides to try and shoot the remaining "resistance" command ship that's in plain sightWalked out then tbqhwy.
>>91868940Based.
What the hell happened to him ?
>>91870788Didn't he kill himself?
What will this do for Jodelle Ferlands career?
>>91870265>>91870475oh noeswe gotta save her broswhat can we do?
>>91870535I get the filling she is happy with her career. Not everyone is super ambitious.
>>91870475There's not a lot of riveting roles lying around for everybodyHave you seen films last 9 years? Whole lot of shitty writers and not of a lot of innovation
>>91870475Shouldn't Hannibal have given KI more renown than genre trash?
>>91870570Indeed. She's been doing the convention shit since she was a kid, if she was going to find something better to do she would've done it already. Most other child actors are already cokeheads by the time they're her age.
They actually did it, the mad manshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBkC83-vh9A
>>91867277If this guy did gomorrah,i have hopeProbably best series on tv right now
>everyone
>>91870555>Why would you alienate the people who went to see the originalI'm one of those people and the trailer is fine. You're just sperging out because you're looking for a reason to sperg out, and the shooting scenes are helping with that. It's a two hour film with the same writer. Don't even fucking pretend like it's now just pure generic action ( though with those two helis hijacking the car, dunno how you could think its generic).
>>91870553I never defended that comment at all, all I said was you can't judge a movie based on it's preview. Honestly your posts are hard to read, you're a fucking retard, just stfu
>>91870675How can you possibly know it's not "pure generic action"? If you google Sicario 2 it is literally described as: Sicario “on steroids”.This is John wick vs John wick 2 all over again. A totally unnecessary sequel to a overall great film just cashing in on the 'Sicario' brand.
Post your single favorite movie and single favorite novel of all time. Let’s really see how patrician this board is. Warning: you will be judged harshly.
>>91870645It's very easy to google Moby Dick passages.“Squeeze! Squeeze! Squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me, and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-labourers' hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally, as much as to say,—Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill humour or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness.”
>>91869941The source of that quote is a guy he brutally cucked, btw
>>91870677It's not about access, retard, it's about which passage you pick telling something about your literary acumen
“All men live enveloped in whale-lines. All are born with halters round their necks; but it is only when caught in the swift, sudden turn of death, that mortals realize the silent, subtle, ever-present perils of life. And if you be a philosopher, though seated in the whale-boat, you would not at heart feel one whit more of terror, than though seated before your evening fire with a poker, and not a harpoon, by your side.”
“Is it that by its indefiniteness it shadows forth the heartless voids and immensities of the universe, and thus stabs us from behind with the thought of annihilation, when beholding the white depths of the milky way? Or is it, that as in essence whiteness is not so much a color as the visible absence of color; and at the same time the concrete of all colors; is it for these reasons that there is such a dumb blankness, full of meaning, in a wide landscape of snows- a colorless, all-color of atheism from which we shrink? And when we consider that other theory of the natural philosophers, that all other earthly hues — every stately or lovely emblazoning — the sweet tinges of sunset skies and woods; yea, and the gilded velvets of butterflies, and the butterfly cheeks of young girls; all these are but subtile deceits, not actually inherent in substances, but only laid on from without; so that all deified Nature absolutely paints like the harlot, whose allurements cover nothing but the charnel-house within; and when we proceed further, and consider that the mystical cosmetic which produces every one of her hues, the great principle of light, for ever remains white or colorless in itself, and if operating without medium upon matter, would touch all objects, even tulips and roses, with its own blank tinge — pondering all this, the palsied universe lies before us a leper; and like wilful travellers in Lapland, who refuse to wear colored and coloring glasses upon their eyes, so the wretched infidel gazes himself blind at the monumental white shroud that wraps all the prospect around him. And of all these things the Albino whale was the symbol. Wonder ye then at the fiery hunt?”
