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>Some people can't even fathom going more than a week without sex.>Some of us will be deprived of any kind sexual experience in our entire life.Fuck life.
>>41912816>>41912845Because it's easy for you normalscum doesn't mean it is for everyone. Would you tell a starving child "Just stop being lazy and look for food, there has never been such an abundance of food than now". Leave my board.
>>41912947Yes, if he were sitting next to stacks of food everywhere next to him but whining that there is no food.
>>41913007I'm living innawoods where most females are baby boomers and I'm 5'3". You clearly have never been in my position, you ignorant fucking cunt.
>>41913028Move to the city. Or at least make trips there for tinder dates.
why do you care? i stopped caring long ago...
I want to transition so badly and have wanted to for a long while now, should I do it?I have a feminine face and my hips are OK but I don't know the slightest thing about girl things like makeup, eyelashes, hair, fashion, or even dating boys!! I'm still a virgin and have never had a boyfriend.I could either risk being an ugly transgirl, or forever feel horrible and like a worthless repressed freak. How do I win?
>>41911422Fucking faggot kill urself idiot.
>>41913062Try finasteride of dutasteride, they block the conversion of Test into DHT which is responsible for male pattern baldness. Its easy to counteract
>>41913062You are wrong. Male pattern baldness is triggered by dihydrotestosterone, which is converted from testosterone. If you reduce testosterone you also reduce dihydrotestosterone, thereby stopping or reversing male pattern baldness.
>>41911422Alright, actual tranny here. First of all, never listen to /r9k/, I'm saying this as someone who spent a good time repressing here. I recommend you to visit /lgbt/ and /repgen/ thread in particular, just to see how miserable they are. Second, yes, if you have been questioning your gender for a long time, it IS a good idea to transition. How old are you now anyway? If you are under 21, you'll be fine. Trust me, you don't want to break in your 30s and become an ugly hon.Third, NEVER listen to those telling you to stay "a qt boy". Even if you manage to do it for now, testosterone will inevitably wreck you by 25 (at most), and you'll never be able to be cute again. Remember, aging and testosterone are your worst enemies. If you just let it continue, nothing good will ever happen. >I don't know the slightest thing about girl things like makeup, eyelashes, hair, fashion, or even dating boys!!You can learn. Transition will take some time, and you can learn these things while you are at it. It's alright if you are bad at it first, just make sure to keep practicing! I beg you, op, go to /lgbt/ and ask your questions there. Don't waste your time on this shithole, I wish someone told me that 3 years ago.
>>41913334>testosterone will inevitably wreck you by 25 (at most)tfw 24
CXXXVIII1. Use a name in the namefield.2. Share a problem, ask a question.3. Get feedback from others and/or myself.4. Keep in mind that a support group exists and in the long run, you could join it.
>>41913281Hmm, admittedly not that. But that isn't to say I would never be pissed off at a toddler.
>>41913316Coats and the group go a long way back. There's enough material to create 50 fresh maymays.
>>41913323Thank you for welcoming me here Nick.I am confused because they aren't explaining where the eggplants are coming from. They originally said they were buying it at the store to shove in themselves. Then it was to shove it in a girl. Then it was to pull it out of other people. Now I am wondering where the eggplants come from that come out of other people.
>>41913340They were making jokes, don't take this literally. They don't literally do that, they're just saying it because it's funny. You make it funnier by responding to this as if it was all true.It's purely ironic.Please tell me who has an eggplant fetish.
>>41913296>>41913296What the fuck is this guy all about? Are you retarded or what? Who cares who fucks what?
being a wageslave is absolute shitunless you're rich being a neet is absolute shitif youre not rich your whole life will be either wagelaving 80% of your life so you could have a slightly better quality of life as an old man or you will sit in your parents house until theyre dead and you have to kill yourself because you just cant adapt to normal life anymore
having a job u like is amazingmy school fucked me over, lied to us about entering us into our gcses and then went backrumpt the year of our "exams" sucks man now im a neet former mcdonalds worker, struggling to get a jobi need to try harder and not get discouraged
There is also option of crime.If you are willing to take risks,go into drugs.You could earn enough money to get a house and business somewhere far away and live of that.
Today's my day off. Boss told us to be on standby today and he'll let us know if we're working. Told me at 8:15am I'd be working today. I make $11 an hour. Life sucks forever.
my job is doing something that I was originally interested in doing, but that's not really the case anymoreI've learned a lot from it, it's work I can do without too much frustration, pay is fine and it suits my lifestyle and yet I spend a lot of my time working thinking about quitingfact is that even if you love doing it, even if it's your life's passion, work is work and being forced to do it or go hungry isn't a fun position to be in
>>41913221>I make $11 an hour.I make 3 bucks per hour.
How are you guys spending new years, any plans?
>>41911989probably just sitting in my room and shitposting. actually met up with some old friends the last weeks.>they ask if I already have plans for NY>"haha, no, not yet">discussion about that ends at this point>I know they are celebrating at their house but they didn't invite me so they probably don't want me around
>>41912513same T B H D E S U S E N P A Y
>>41911989Alone, getting some good food, watching some movies (any recommendations?), playing some games and then wandering through the forest for a few hours around midnight. Just like the last few years and I wouldn't want it any other way to be honest.
>>41911989Same as Thanksgiving and Christmas: back in our hometown with our families. Then it's off to Bermuda for two weeks and then back home.
my brother is celebrating with mewe go to a friend from him and will get really drunki was scared that i had to celebrate alone
>just ran through the entire house>virtually no food left>don't get paid until january>only $6 left in my account until then>no other money lying aroundIs this it for me?
>>41913240You can just go there like 5 minutes before closing and ask if they have shit they gonna threw. I get cherry pies in McDonald's this way sometimes.
>>41912916It actually is depending on where you live, faggot. Clearly you're the one who tells mommy and daddy what to buy for you whenever they go grocery shopping.
>>41913278woah no way thats genius anon
>>41913294I guess choco pies can be pretty expensive if you're living in North Korea, but anyone living in the US with a minimum wage job can easily feed themselves in any state. Why do you think everyone is a morbidly obese pile of shit? They literally can't stop shoving food down their throats.
>>41913278I forgot about this. anon is life pro
Chose one pill, explain your choice.Feel free to fire up that MSpaint and make one of your own.
>>41911867>Orr>Eiden>Olani>Ortamuted because another based anon chose the same
Pill 3. Disposable fucktoys seem good.
>>41912073Traveler would technically allow me to do the others
>>41909419>be black man>iq 70>take this pill it only become average
all of these so far have been shitty. Where are the good ones?
Post comfy games. I'll startDoki Doki Literature Club
tfw christmas is only five days away edition
any of you lads like asmr?this is a real good'n, give it a listenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrAWLTORkeE
>>41913304Would luv one pls fanks
>>41913333>maIe ASMR
>>41913307>thinks there is a higher power ruining things for him instead of his own actions>thinks that power is replacing his drinks with bleachyeah think he's skitz ladjust remembered the len hitman fiasco and laughed a bit
>>41913330Fuuuark lad, that's spot on, realised something that really fucked me up last night and just want some fucking weed to curb the holiday depression
who wants to play wow with me?lighsthope serverwe can make new chars and get to 60 or play on our current oneslv 43 hunter mePLEASEEEEEEEE
no keybinds what a fag
>>41912393>using world on retail serversalso, repair your gear
>>41913338shit, I just noticed this is not retail>still playing on private servers
Are you into lolis?
>>41913111>dogs are illegal
>big sis will never pin you down and suck your mosquito bite titties
>>41913194Austria would beg to differ
>>41913210>14>not already developed an a-cup at the least
>>41913328I have no clue what you're trying to say. I was talking about austrianon, whose big sis sucks on her mosquito bite titties.
When will manlets finally learn?
>>41911691>personal trainer >hanged himself over his height He definitely browsed /fit/.
>father of one>had sex>somehow still thinks his height's an issueREEE
>>41911691Manlets are the only true robots, anyone over 5'11" is just a failed normie.
>>41911798Tell that to the women online who make fun of men who are below 6' on social media
>>41913079Wrong, most robots are tall and skelly.
Is it possible to be content with mediocrity?
>>41910551You can be content with anything.Also new fetish aquired.Post sexy stone ladies.
Yes, it's called complacency and it's quite dangerous, my friend. The best way to avoid it is to watch other people. If you don't watch someone else and don't see significant room for improvement on your hobby, work, or talent then you're lying.
>>41910551>tfw no marble gf
>>41910551My country strives with it.
>>41913110I don't think it's that dangerous. I know I'm never going to be rich or handsome or famous. It's better to just be ok with that than agonizing over it
