Holy shit, this is actually better than the real deal!
The real deal being Heinz you mean?
I eat only the best authentic Mexican food! what authentic Mexican does /ck/ like?
>>9809035I'm a huge indian food fan, probably my favorite type of cuisine. Mole looks a lot like a curry, even the ingredients are similar. Funny enough I live in the southwest and still have yet to try it. I need to get around to it.
>>9801171ese mi soyboy
>>9812999this angers me
>>9815624That kind of snack tastes good as long as you don't go overboard with the ingredients
>>9813223Lol faggot
smells like dank earth for some reason
>>9814424egg on rice = gay
Is that a Risotto? Looks alright man but why the egg on top?
>>98144243/10You're not doing well
>>9814433Why do homosexuals prefer it that way, and heterosexuals not?
To put it simply, I have to make $100 last me for two weeks as far as food goes, /ck/, but I've got a problem. I'm hosting guests next week and I really want to give them something pleasant to eat. It's not exactly a Christmas dinner, but it's still holiday-ish. Do you have any cheap ideas for a December meal that could serve 10-12 people?
>>9812771A fat pot of pho to feed a family will run you $70t. my mom
make something nice & literally just steal the rest of the week's sustenance items.
>>9807518You can buy about 7 chicken drumsticks at aldi's (or walmart, or whatever your cheapo store is) for around $4. Use rice as a starch and whatever veggie is cheap
>>9814198No way. All you need to buy is meat, rice noodles, and some vegetables and a few spices.
Eat vegan.I can eat 2800 calories per day for $50/month
Any tips on how to cook pic related and make it turn out flavorful? I've heard people suggest marinating it over night or brining it, but which would give me better results?
>>9812699>oven bagMeme-tier. If you want to braise a chicken then braise the fucking chicken, just use a roasting pan or a dutch oven with a lid.
>>9812082>>9812110Both of these are your answer. Roasting is the best choice for the whole bird and it can be as simple as butter/oil, salt and pepper with your preferred blend of spices and maybe a lemon or onion.
>>9812064Brine and de-bone the entire bird. Stuff with herbs, cheeses,butter, whateverthefuck, and you'll have yourself a masterpiece.
Step 1. Take chicken out the bagStep 2. Place chicken in oven until golden brownStep 3. Eat chicken with ranch sauce and butterStep 4. Grow gigantic, floppy tiddies, gain heart disease and beetus, become weak and low-T meatcuckStep 5. Death at 40
>>9812064take a sip of beer then shove the can inside of it and cook it upright
Rate my dinner/10
>>9814758I don’t believe you my dude
>>9814758I believe you. Walgreens is shit.
>>9814814I wanted them to be better but they weren't bottom tier frozen wings
Cancer/Fat
>>9814758did you microwave it or bake it?
How often are you eating buttered jammed toast these days, /ck/?
>>9815320Never, but for some reason I got infrequent cravings for it in particular.
>>9815551I used to just buy pic related but heard all the hype about KG so decided to give it a try. Holy shit! It's a huge improvement over store brand or say Land O Lakes garbage. I tasted them side by side and feel like I'd been using butter flavored candle wax all these years.I don't know, man. Is American butter on the same tier as "American cheese"? If KG is bottom of the barrel, wtf are y'all using that's better?
I've eaten it every morning and night for the past 16 years.Just an autistic habit i have, i feel sick if i dint have it with a pint of milk as its my routine.
>>9815551We don't have cultured butter very much. Ours is sweat cream mostly, so when folks taste cultured like Kerrygold, it's a kind of an epiphany.
>>9815551We mostly have uncultured sweat cream butter here so when folks taste a cultured butter like Kerrygold, it's kind of an epiphany.
without meming what's the best thing on their menu?
>>9814187The register dude probably thinks it's bullshit too
>>9812772>Big macAgreed. I don't understand the appeal of the mcDouble. If you want a plain regular cheeseburger the are so many better options from other fast-food joints. Big Macs and nuggets are the only things McDonald's has going for it.
>>9809829Only right answer ITT.Either that or Shamrock Shake.
>>9809762$1.49
A fresh double QPC is tough to beat.
For me it's Hansen's
My one meal of the day. 1900 calories
how is that 1900 calories?is half of that the oil or something?
>>9801893why’d you put sawdust on it
>>9804250there is no sugar in this tomato sauce
>>9805090it's one meal, not the only meal i eat you dumb fucking
>>9805122>i have no idea what im talking about and im perpetuating false informationlook up autophagy and intermittent fasting
I accidentally put sugar with the dry ingredients while making chocolate chip muffins. Do I continue or am I kill and have to restart?
MORE SUGARM O R E S U G A R
fucking retarded practice to mix """""'dry"""""' and """""'wet"""""' ingredients separately. Y'all are r-tards.
>>9813142 ask me how i know you're a moron
>>9811722mufn is kil
>>9811747>>9811797its because sugar dissolves in liquid almost instantly and what >>9813000 said
Y'all niggas ain't playing. These shits are awesome. Fuck Doritos.
>>9815449They were the original red package dinamita. I miss them. They made an orange jabanero one too but that got dropped too.
>>9814555>limon>picture of a lime>not lima
>>9815645We call it limón.
>>9815645That's what they're called in Mexico; they don't really have lemons.
>>9815645wtf I never noticed this. I feel like I'm experiencing that barenstain bears paradox all over again
Is it possible to make cheese without milk?Ok. I know the question sounds stupid, and it probably is, but here me out. What I am wondering is, is there any way to make the proteins 'curdle' with rennet or acid, in anything other than milk? I was curious if the cooking technique of curdling and pressing could be used to make any other, or new, foods?
>>9815638nobody likes a samefag
>>9815643>he said, samefaggedly
>>9815644I don't think you know what a samefag is. Hint: it's not posting twice in the same thread.
>>9815647well, that's not what it means on reddit
>>9815650t. reddit expert
Is she good at what she does /ck/?
>>9813921See >>9813845
>>9813927Fuck is there a video?
>>9813929Why? Try abby winters or girls out west, it's the same concept but taken to the logical conclusion
>>9813838>4'10"My 13 yo sister took a photo with her and she was a head taller
>>9815598Shit I had 4'10" gf once, the sex was wild because I could lift and toss her around like a feather.
How tf do I microwave chocolate
melting chocolate is actually something a microwave can do quite well, and faster than the double boiler, don't listen to these luddites. I don't know how you fucked up, looks like you're either not quite done melting or it's seized up, some water got in or something. Adding a bit more water (or milk/cream) will fix it, but you will be thinning your final product. If that matters, you'll really have to start over.
>>9812357.glass bowl over a sauce pan is better
>>9814238This is terrible. Steam could get in and ruin the chocolate.
>>9815550>This is terrible. Steam could get in and ruin the chocolate.
If you absolutely must microwave chocolate, seriously double boilers are easy to make and an easier method IMO, then you have to do it in short bursts. 5-10 secs, then stir. Possibly add a SMALL amount of milk or water in between to keep it from coagulation or burning.
