Hey /ck/. I’m snowed in today and I was hungover most of the afternoon so now I’m finally ready to cook dinner. I’ve decided to experiment by doing a dish I’ve never tried to make myself, fish and chips. For your information I am an American, but fried fish is far from unheard of around these parts. I’ve taken a swai fillet, cut it in half, and soaked it in buttermilk. I’ve also semi-peeled these Klondike goldust potatoes and dug the eyes out, because I like a little skin on my fries/chips. My plan is to beer-batter the fish and fry everything up in some shallow oil in my skillet there.
>>9815509400F. I think I may have needed to cook both fish and fries for much, much longer to actually get them to crisp up despite getting about 20 minutes and 30 minutes respectively. The oven just didn’t get the oil hot enough despite appearances. The fish itself was cooked and fork-tender, but the batter was limp and soggy. Same story for the fries. I tried dumping some Worcestershire on this to make it more appealing but it literally just beaded off everything because there was so much fucking grease. Only thing left to do is throw out the remnants, clean up, get drunk, pass out, get up, and go to my dead-end retail job for 8 hours. Goodnight anons, I hope you at least got a laugh out of this.
>>9815525you actually cooked it for too long at too low of a temp. it essentially poached in the canola oil.the point of a batter, or a starchy veggie that can hold up on its own (plantain, potato, etc), is to create a barrier on the exterior that allows the insides to cook through via steam. i have no doubt you would have succeeded if the oil was the correct temperature and you'd used enough.if it's greasy, the heat is too low. if the exterior is burning while the insides are raw, the heat is too high.
>>9815318The cat counts. Please proceed
>>9815525No, OP, you fucked up so bad. Do you realize oil has to be hot before you put your food in it? Holy shit, your fries are depressing. It looks like you stuck them it room temp oil and then threw that pan into the oven
I am truly sorry for your lots OP. Get the oil up to temperature next time, and beer batter doesn’t need egg in it.
Are there any foods or drinks you can't stand due to something they remind you of? For instance I can't stand peanut butter or spaghetios because that's all the literal retards would eat in school and they always ran around screeching and stinking like peanut butter and canned pasta and their mouths were stained red from tomato sauce all day everyday.
>>9815910I was a fucking retard and drank most of a handle of Jack Daniels at a new years party like 4 years ago and to this day a slight whiff of whiskey makes me want to vomit
>went to school with retardsAnon, I...
Is it legal to buy human milk? How does it taste? Can you use it in dishes just like other types of milk?
>>9815461suppose she induces purely for sexual reasons and has no baby to feed, if she drank alcohol the day before would mummy's milkies get me drunk?
>>9816501It would have to be when she is drinking. Breast milk has a simililar concentration to the bloodstream alcohol conc. Given that it would probably take a lot to feel a buzz.
>>9816540After 5 drinks a 40 kg female has a a BAC of approx. 0.25%, fucking plastered. That would mean you need to drink 20 beer sized milkies to equal one beer
>>9816564:( I wanted to share mummy's wine
>>9808753Breast milk is warm and your mind draws parallells to pus
>rare beef>black coffee>dark chocolatWhy paople who like these are so autistic about their taste? They act like this is the only true way of eating them
>>9816871Learn English, retard.
>>9816871Yet, I don’t see them starting a thread to bitch about it.
>>9816871It’s a shame you’re not a little more ‘autistic’ about your spelling.Retard.
>>9816887Jesus Christ I thought I was on Reddit reading your pretentious ass post. Eat steak how you want, drink coffee how you want, eat whatever chocolate you want, also quit being a faggot.
>>9816894Congratz, youre a poornigger
you were right, it's goodhow are the other flavors?talk about sparkling water in this one
>>9815557>>9815585>tfw the only person i know who likes chinottoa wonderfully adult soda. thanks italy
Orangina > Sanpellegrino > Oran Soda > shit > *The only thing the French did right is Orangina.
I drink 4 litres of sparkling water every day.Plain.
this is surprisingly good too
>>9816868>>9815585the s.pellegrino flavor or just chinotto in general?id give it a shot
What coffee-related memes have you fallen for this week?Friendly reminder that the quality to price ratio for whole bean coffee sharply plateaus at around $7/lb~
>>9781681OP I don't know why your coffee thread sucks but it does
>>9815562they used to be a million times worse, newfag
>>9816438>they used to be a million times worse,Exactly. Before the threads were full of lies and misconceptions about coffee.At least now we have posts with correct scientifically supported informations about dirty secrets of the coffee industry.Now we the customers have power to make informed choices that are much healthier for us, but of course that will bring less profits for the greedy dishonest coffee roasting businesses and sellers. Fuck them.make sure you study this, pic related
>>9816491Here is the very wrong thing with this chart.On the left they are stating that "..coffee consumption has reduced risk of some diseases and ailments"How do you exactly know this.This is not scientific, this is just a pure speculation. This is just pure marketing designed big fat lie.On the right hand side all the statements are scientifically provable.Everything could be and it was tested in the laboratories.Even the points where the word 'can' or 'may' is used are scientifically examined and tasted and can affect people, some people less others more, but it was scientifically proven that it can. Chemically was proven that it is so. So there is no speculation on the right side.On the left is just a theoretical speculation, because you cannot examine living person and tell them that drinking coffee will do this or that for you in protecting from some illnesses or deceases. How do you do that? How do you come to solid chemical testings that are true.You can cut up dead person and examine their organs and connect chemically coffee to the chemical information in their organs,but how do you do that in living person.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>9816526>all this reddit spacing
Give me one good reason to waste my time peeling a potato
I had no idea anyone used skin-on potatoes for mash.I'll try that next time.
>>9816910the small ones work better for that if you're gonna leave the skins on
>>9813712
>>9813712https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solanine
>>9813712Only plebs skin their 'taters for any reason
I just found this youtube series where this guy fishes and then cooks the food. It has some type of a charm.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cceoHlBwHf0
>>9814216yeah I noticed after I posted that there were crappies there too
>>9810980these videos are amazing but also make me really sad. i guess it's because he reminds me of my grandfather who i used to go fishing with. he's probably going to die in the next month or so from lung cancer. i want to fish with him one last time but he doesn't really have the energy to leave his home anymore
>>9814621make sure to spend some time with him before he goes, anon
>>9814621There is nothing stopping you from picking up a vintage Dreamcast and a copy of Sega Bass Fishing. Live it one more time man.
>>9811187Named by Native Americans according to the video descriptions. Hah.Nice videos. Makes me want to get out and fish again.
Rate it!
>>9814056>Breakfast: Eggs n jelly>Lunch: Eggs n Mayo>Dinner: Eggs n ranch>Dessert: Eggs n Hershey's choco sauce
>>9814125a bowl of them.
not enough eggs
>>9814061>he doesn't have at least 48 eggs stocked in his fridge at all timesWhat do you eat then?
>So many eggs you have to put them in the crisper drawergood god man
have you ever gotten food poisoning before?
>>9816826You are more than welcome friendHope it works out for you
>>9816809It was a dingy little brick and mortar with cooking equipment from the early 90’s. Trust me, court costs, legal fees, and a cash payout to me would have cost them way more than that building and what was in it. The could part with it because they had 2 other restaurants (in the same strip mall for some fucking reason).
>>9815401Last year I went to the cinema to see the first Alien movie and I didn't feel so good when I was there, nothing bad but I decided to stick to water.The next day was a national well celebrated holiday in our country so my entire street was crowded and filled with markets, bands etc. the entire day though I was feeling miserable as in this was the worst case of food poisoning I've had thus far.It was as if knifes were stabbing me in the stomach for almost 7 days straight, I ate nothing but fruit, crackers and soup and whenever I ate the stabbing would get worse and I would be shitting acid rain.At some point it got so bad I simply decided to drink water and tank some scotch which was a good idea cause everything that I ate flushed out within no time.I could hardly move it was so bad, all I could do was lie in bed. Until this day I still do not know what caused this or if it was actual food poisoning cause I didn't eat anything weird beforehand at all.
>>9815680Stick to your Chicken Soup white boy.
Chink buffet, motherfucking beef, desu
What’s the food like at a strip joint buffet?
>>9808841just greentext a couple of them.
>>9801470don't eat from strip club buffets, all the ones i've been to niggas just straight up grab shit from the buffets with their hands.
>>9815640Thats disgusting
>>9809041I dislike it because my bf is shit at it, his tongue is too pointy and raspy and he cannot get the rhythm and pressure right even though I tell him and show him, I even hold his finger and move it so he can feel exactly what I'm on about but he still fucks up. I also worry he will get bored, which kills the vibe for me. So not a trauma, more a disappointment, which I assume is the case for most women.
>>9802959I've noticed a lot of the time, women can be quite self conscious about their vaginas. Whether they're worried about how it looks, or smells or tastes or whatever, they'll often hurry you onto the fucking until they know you better.
How's everyone's Friday? Why arnt you drinking yet?
>>9817504Great you stopped butchering the English language, next step is to keep your noise to facebook.
>>9817509Is this your first time here? This isn’t a kiddy board.You should have put a comma after “great”, btw. Do you have anything remotely interesting to say, or is that it? This thread isn’t for you if you’re going to act like a ranting preteen.
>>9817540I am here to torment you for your shit posting,
>>9817552Then I’d suggest a board like /b/, you’ll love it there. You’ll just look like a fool here.
>>9817555You are so new its cringey.
Is this guy our lord and savior, /ck/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mJ1zKne6qAforgot the link
>>9814811
is he chained to a toilet
>>9814811weak copy of masaokis
why is there no homosexual chefs AT ALL? all of them are husky alpha masculine wolves. is chef the most heterosexual profession there is?
>>9811219No one is trying to impress you with their bravery. Shooting is enjoyable, you should try it sometime.
>>9811946Can you be my girlfriend please
>>9811728>supports men licking and fisting each others anuses>not homosex
Because they will spread AIDS or are sexual predators. Rubbing their penises on children's foods.
>>9816271are all homosexuals like this? serious question.
>cooking longer makes it softerwhat the fu/ck/
>>9810087Cook it directly on the rackStop using pans
>>9813836This, shit will tear your mouth up
>>9810133you have shit taste
>>9810133It tastes good in small amounts once in a while because it's designed to be as savory/salty/fatty as possible pretty much. But if you keep eating it, you'll notice it tastes "cheap" in other ways which starts to be gross.
They are rectangular now and not as good for some reason
