>douchebag neighbour of mine constantly walks his pit bull without a leash>this time he went for my german shephards neck. (Bite into his back actually due to evading, but there was blood and shit everywhere)>impaled the fuck out of this dog with my car keys, until the fucker was limping.However he is still alive right now, I was wondering if it would be a good idea to jump the fence with a crow bar and mash the shit out of him until hes dead. Im tired of being on edge of my nerves for taking a simple walk with my dog.
Talk with your neighbors who also have dogs. You are guaranteed to not be the first one to go through this. If there's enough of you, sue. Easy. Dog gets euthanized (unfortunately) and the owner has to pay up and go on notice with both animal control (so they can't just get a new dog) and police (so if they do any other stupid shit to retaliate, the cops will just arrest them).
>>2545070>>2545643>>2545070>>2545070One day we will rule this site, bros
>>2545642this is amazing insight into the mental gymnastics liberals must go through to try and justify their opinions
>>2544984P O I S O NOISON
>>2546435>>2546835>being this mad because I'm right
There are people who, unironically, wash their cats.Do they not know that a cat can reach every part of their body with their tongue and lick themselves clean daily?
>>2538310>catfags are so lazy they make excuses about not cleaning their pets
Other than birds, what animals go out of their way to take baths?
>>2538310Yeahh, imagine how fun it is to lick motor oil out of your fur after sleeping under a car. I'd rather put it through a bit of torture, it's for it's own good
>>2546871Start a go fund me and post it everywhere, pay for the cat with a loan that you hopefully will be able to pay back. Steal the cat.
>>2543247Was Hitler... dare I say... /our guy/?
>>2544794Pre-cambrian extinction death water
>>2544794Anytime before the GOE.
>>2545682>That ending
so Livyatan was a sperm whale that ate other whales?
What is the best zoo or aquarium you’ve seen in terms of animal care? Including the effort put into their enclosure, their diets, their lifestyles etc For me the Henry Doorly Zoo, while small, tries its best to make environments to fit the needs of their animals. They seem to have put some thought into proper co-habitation too. >also, free-flying bats and temperature regulated desert dome
>>2544100Burgers Zoo is really good, I like the way they have biome sections and incorporate their individual enclosures into what seems like one seamless space
>>2546705This being said, ZSL London is still nice with new Asiatic Lion and Sumatran Tiger exhibits. As the Zoo land within Regents Park is limited some enclosures are on the small side. However their Aquarium and reptile house are awesome! The nocturnal zone is the first of its kind to my knowledge too. The architecture of the zoo was ahead of its time with many famous architects making ground breaking buildings such as the old penguin pool, old mammal house, and the fake mountain pavilion thing.
>>2543611>>2543612>elephants in SwedenHow the fuck do they stop them from getting frostbite?
>>2543666There's one of these in Georgia, I went a few times when I was youngerMy dad would try to bait them into the car window with food, and ended up getting the side mirror knocked off and the back window cracked when a giant longhorn bull tried to make a reach for the food
>>2544225It's a rare tourist destination that's not a memeTheir beignets are stupid good if you can deal with the unwashed hordes waiting in line for 30 minutes
Isn't it time to swallow our pride and admit pitbulls are dangerous?
>>2546864ah, I see. You changed the terms of the argument to make it true.this is a strawman.the post you were responding to said "bees," not "a bee."
>>2544730wow I would have expected way more GSDs to be honest
>>2544853really the problem is an overpopulation of them, and because of the overpopulation so many people getting them as pups and thinking 'ohhhhh so cute they must be SO MISUNDERSTOOD'
>>2546866>this is a strawman.no, he's shifting goalposts or some shit, if you want to name fallacies The post YOU responded to >>2544739said>>scared of something that kills less people than bees> kills less people than bees>than bees>bees>ees>sYOU >>2546858Said randomlyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>2546869No, it's the bad genetics.There are millions upon millions of GSDs.I know the name of the 12 corgis that visit the dog park and the 12 basset hounds and the 12 beagles.I know the names of maybe 12 of the german shepherds, but there's 200 more GSDs that visit the park each year that I don't bother remembering the names of because there are too fucking many.And yet, GSDs don't have trash genetics like pitbulls, so with the same good owners, GSDs don't murder people. With the same so-so owners, GSDs don't murder people. With very bad owners, the GSD would be seen snarling and immediately euthanized or locked away from the public permanently, no one tolerates that behavior from large-sized dogs in public at all.Half of the reason pitbulls are the worst dogs on the entire planet is they don't even make a noise when they're in nigger mode murdering someone. They don't give a warning, they just commit evil silently. Teehee my sweetheart is just playing! As it completely silently holds another dog down, rotates and wraps its jaws around the windpipe and squeezes down, killing the other dog.Every pitbull on the planet being euthanized would do nothing other than improve the world.
Are we the only species that passively allows other species inside of our communities?
Tarantulas keep narrow mouthed frogs as pets in their borrows.
>passivelyyou're not using that word correctly
>fishbowl
>>2546350Wolves will take in and care for a young human.
>>2546350Beavers allow other animals to share their dens
Spider editionThis is the invertebrate general. If you have any questions about invertebrates, want to look into owning one or more, or want to simply discuss them, this is the thread to do so, whether its>Tarantulas and other spiders>Myriapods>Mollusks>Crustaceans>Insects>Or anything without a backboneFeel free to post it.Resources/help and informationComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>2546896who's your favorite boi/girlOn a more serious note, what would you advise as a first OW species.
>>2546896Should I do spiders?
>>2546900Favorite boi = Chilobrachys Discolus (Vietnam Blue)Favorite grill = Aphonopelma Chalcodes (Arizona Blonde)Old World = My first ow was a Phormictopus Cancerides, she's gorgeous and has gotten fairly large (unhandleable of course, as she's a little skittish)
>>2546921
>>2546903Not if you want something active and that you can handle, but if you have no problem with evolved pet rocks with pretty colors, then go for it. I enjoy it.
The journey continuesDiscuss anything aquarium related here, including inhabitants, decor and issues.Google is your friend.Feel free to ask questions but know that there are a lot of resources out there that could answer your question a lot faster and accurately than /an/.Make sure to include these things in your post before asking because we can't help you if we don't have the full picture:-tank size (include dimensions, not just volume)-parameters (ammonia, nitrate, nitrite, pH, GH, KH)-any and all inhabitants + how long you've had themLinks:Tank Cycling:https://www.petcha.com/freshwater-aquarium-cycling/https://www.petcha.com/fishless-aquarium-cycling-method/Care Guides:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>2546672You can just use an empty ice cream bucket or a cut up milk jug.The thing is, if it is dead and you leave it in the tank, it'll release a lot of ammonia into the tank.
I bought two bettas today to add to my tank with that already has a betta in it. Hope they all get along.
>>2546867We should all be able to get along.
>>2546867I hope the tank is small, betas need 2 be in a tank smaller then fiv galens.
>>2546867>>2546876>>2546878Ignore these assholes, feed the bettas your cum
Can someone tell me what kind of insect this is? I found him dead out there and it's the first time I've seen him.
Awesome he's covered in fungus. Go wash your hands before you too become covered in fungus and die
>>2546592Ask elsewhere and nobody was able to respond, so I thought it was weird.>>2546596I'm immune to fungi.
>>2546581kek I thought this was a deck and the bug was like 10 inches longCreeped me out for a second
>>2546592>>2546596>>2546616It is of the genus Oncometopia and of the species O. orbona; Oncometopia O. orbona, almost identical to clarior oncometopia. Thanks for your help.We will discuss any insect questions in this thread.
>>2546630I had one of these land on my hand as a kid and was fascinated that something colored like that could exist.Also OPs' white dots are eggs I think
Have you ever hurt one of your pets anon?Just pulled my puppies leash so hard he flipped onto his back, I feel awful now. Puppy blues are really wearing me down.
>>2545226aw, not ugly
>>2540997Didn't know my dog was behind me while I was in the kitchen, kicked my leg back to fix the rug and hit my dog right in the jaw. He wasn't to upset about it, still begged for whatever I was cooking. Still feels bad man.
>>25446951. Its not his dog2. He doesn't have the money to take care something that he disagreed with getting in the first place3. Tell's the owner to do the responsible thing if they can't take care of their pet, owner is shitThe only thing he could do is to give the dog away behind his mothers back, or call and file a report of abuse and have the state take it.
Take a good look at this adorable faggot right here I want to beat the fuck out of her all day long. She's a dick and a sneaky smart one at that.But she gets away with a lot because she's adorable. She has one more time to eat pounds of dirt though. I don't wana but she's asking for it. There's no reason to eat that dirt. When she's not eating the dirt she's eating acorns and sticks.
My first dog, a Dalmatian my parents got before I was born, was scratching to come back inside late at night. 8 year old me went to let her in, and at the time, the sliding door we had was hard for me to open and shut because it was heavy. So I relied on momentum for the door to close. Shelby got just about all the way in before I started closing the door, not seeing the tail, and, unable to stop the momentum, it sliced about 1/2 of get tail clean off. Blood everywhere, Shelby whimpering and crying, parents had to get the neighbor's help. Until she passed away years later, every time I saw her try to wag her tail reminded me of how bad I fucked up. Felt guilty for so long. It's been over 11 years and every now and then I remember the event and hope she found her peace.:( I'm so sorry Shelby
I bought a puppy that lives in Florida and I live in Kansas and I need to fly her home on the 20th when she turns 8 weeks old.The breeder recommended a soft-sided carrier that's 19" long x 11.75" wide x 11.5" high. The carrier is 4.7 lbs. and my puppy will weigh between 12 and 14 lbs.>(Non-)Option #1The only connecting flight from Florida to Kansas City is through Southwest, and they don't allow pets to fly cargo. However, my puppy is too big to fly in their cabin with me, so that's not an option.>Option #2The other option is she flies cargo from Florida to Dallas/Denver/Minneapolis and then to Kansas City, but I'm scared something will go wrong (even if we're supposed to be flying "together") and the breeder advises against this and requires me to sign a waiver if I do.>Option #3However, I can fly out to Tampa and maybe get her to fly in cabin on United, which allows for soft-sided carriers up to 11 inches high (half an inch shorter than the recommended carrier), and 11 inches wide (3/4 of an inch narrower), and 18 inches long (1 inch shallower). Will they allow my puppy to fly in the cabin with me with these sizes?>Option #3.5Same as #3, except the puppy flies cargo into St. Louis and I get there by bus or train and we take the train back to Kansas City. Amtrak's maximum dimensions for a carrier is 19" long x 14" wide x 10.5" high.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>2546774>>Option #3.5>Same as #3, except...Shit, I don't know why I had linked that with #3. Consider it it's own thing. I have no idea what I was thinking.
you should hire a transporter or do the drive yourself i would never EVER fly an animal in cargo, personallyand a puppy that young will be traumatized by the experience of flying no matter what you choose
Look on craigslist rideshares and see if someone will bring you the puppy Or do the United flight with the dog with you. You can get some sedatives fron the vet before you go. Don't let her eat or drink for a while before your flight. Line the cage with absorbant pads and shake some baking soda on the bottom as a deoderizer. People do it but it's a pain in the ass.
I would never transport an animal by air unless it was absolutely necessary. I used to load airplanes. I am surprised you don't hear about all the ones that die. Granted, almost all of them will survive(only a few out of 10k) but when it reads '53 pets died on US Airlines in two months' doesn't bode better.I've driven nearly across the entire country to pick them up myself. You can do it within 2 or 3 days if you're not the only driver and, don't get lost or stuck in traffic. It's take you a day to drive down to FL. It took me a little over 24 hours from NH. See if trains are an iption, at least. Amtrak allows pets under a certain weight limit but I doubt there's a straight line from Kansas to Florida so you'd have to train hop.When did you buy this dog? You should really have this stuff figured out already.
Op, if you can find ANY POSSIBLE alternative to flying your pet on a standard airline, do it. They do not give a shit about animals as long as they don't die before they're loaded and stink up the cargo hold too much. Some workers will outright abuse your dog. Keep pet air travel as an absolute last resort unless you can get a ticket for one of those speciality animal transport flights
can i use old butter to fertilize my plants? i seriously can't find anything about it on google.. if you all can find some links, i would appreciate it too. i just feel bad about throwing butter away
>>2546816Oils are generally a bad idea to add to compost. Lots of oils/fats tend to mess with the microbes. That, and they're pretty high in carbon so it wouldn't be a particularly good fertilizer anyway. In future, clarify your butter or can it so it keeps longer. Also, direct gardening inquiries to the homegrowmen thread on /out/
>>2546819>>2546819okay thank you, this was all i needed and i'll go to /out/ for future questions on fertilizer. i hope you enjoy the nice pic i found and uploaded
>>2546823Sorry OP I'm not an ant so I don't think I can get that much out of it, but I appreciate the effort. Have a good day and I hope you figure out something to do with your butter
>>2546827suit yourself. thank you i may just look into butter and coffee enemas next
It's reindeer season. Post any deer except reindeer Pls no fucking them, just get a gf already.
>>2546676What if I want a deer waifu?
>>2546225>diary cows and diary goats>dear diary>today is my first day being milked by machine. i miss my calf, but the paddocks are comfy and the salt lick is really nice>some fuckin heifer named Bessy has been hogging all the sweet feed>I hope the nazis don't find us>spoiler alert i'm Anne Frank the cow
>>2546240>Actual Vaginal Secretions
>>2546684Insurance scams anon
Discuss anything related to speculative biology/evolution/xenobiology here. I've been trying to start a spec bio project about life on another world but it's hard to know where to begin. Picking a planet seems like a logical first step - after all an animal's environment is ultimately what guides its evolution. What are some interesting/alien environmental obstacles that would result from an exoplanet having higher/lower gravity, water, temperature, atmosphere etc.?I've been toying with the idea of the first land colonizers being photosynthetic fungus analogs with some level of motility. However, I'm having a hard time coming up with a compelling reason why a photoautotroph would bother moving around on land. I suppose a low gravity planet could make movement energetically cheap, but that doesn't strike me as a very satisfying justification. Any ideas?
>>2541350If you plan to make a book on this, I would recommend not to post all your ideas here otherwise they might get stolen
>>2502033> they're aliens> so they look like Jar Jar Binks with two legsPfft. Xenobiology aliens should be different from Earthlings but not to the point of silliness or the uncanny valley.
>>2502044The porgs are believable, but these snow bobcats made my intestines cringe.
The thing that ruins alien species for me is the insistence of their creators to make them too exotic and give them some sort of superpower no matter how small (elecricity rods, fire breathing, etc) If creatures exist on other planet they'll be just like Earthlings: 95% boring as fuck and 5% have evolved some queer quality (think archer fish or viper mantis).The major difference will be that their shapes, colors, and weight distribution will depend heavily on their planetary conditions (perhaps they all evolved a chemicals skin coat to deflect excessive radiations or whatever)
>>2546271Lol
Hi! Could anyone ID this ??duck?? I shot a photo of it in Vancouver, BC
no idea what it is but it's a cute bird.
>>2546078It's a duck.Be careful, those ones have teeth.
>>2546232I think the best word to describe him would be "rad"
I found it but thanks. It's a hooded merganser
>>2546267That's the female. Wait till you see her husband.