>I can speak to people by being sarcastic and playfully insulting>Speak to men and women the same way>Men find it funny and I make a bunch of guy friends>Women think I'm a mean, misogynistic person and I've never had a female friendAre women stupid? Am I doing it wrong? Why is it not working? Why are they responding so differently? WHY AM I NOT GETTING PUSSY OR COMPANIONSHIP FROM THEM
>>19026907No women aren't stupid but you just need to approach them differently. Men and women are different despite was is shouted by retards in todays world. You can treat some girls the same but you just need to adjust.
women are thicc skulled, just make sure they know your joking before telling your shitty jokes.I would cause I had to start doing the exact same thing.If they don't like your jokes ignore em and find a girl that goes. keep trying!
I'm really anxious right now I'll give you the quick rundown:>got injured and need surgery so I let HT know I'll be out for some time>doctor says I can't work for several weeks afterwards >filed a FMLA for my leave>got denied >now I'm worried I'll either be replaced or terminated during my leavewell /adv/ is there anything else I can do to protect my job or am I fucked
>>19026403>let HR know
>>19026403Contact an employment attorney
>>19026411Would it be a bad idea to talk to HR and see if I can negotiate something with them because my leave is unpaid anyway, only thing they're losing is a worker so it's not like they're losing money over my absence
>>19026403>replaced or terminatedterminated and replacedYou could sue if you have the bux.
>>19026403Talk to HR. If they won't guarantee your employment and you don't wanna sue then either collect unemployment or ask them to allow you to put a two weeks in so you can quite on good terms for future employment.
I don't enjoy and easily get bored being around other people unless they're physically attractive to me or can help me make money.Anyone else like this?
>>19025991selfish self centered piece of lusty shit
>>19026388And what is one supposed to do about that?
>>19025991I think that's normal for a psychopath
>>19025991I was like that when I was 15 but then I grew up.
>>19025991yeah, its called women.get yourself a pure twink/trap bf today!
why the fuck does society suck so much dirty cockI'm tired of all these fucking normies not having an original thought or becoming their own personeveryones gotta follow the fucking leads of chad and stacy ruining everything but themselves with a fake smile on their faceI work in an industry full of sjws and liberal fucking cunt munchers, im struggling to keep my sanity as i censor myself every fucking day the past 2 years.I need advice.I just wanna be happy again.I wanna be myself without becoming everyones enemy.
>>19026085Welcome to the heard.Being honest will get you sidelined and bullied by everyone.
>>19026085Why do you even care what other people say especially co-workers
I work with all right wingers. They're not nearly as terrifying as left wingers. If I had to work with SJWs, I'd a been put in prison for murder long ago. Those people are bat shite cra cra. They'd drive me off the deep end.
>>19026097T H I SI have a friend of eight years who told I had the most influence on him. This motherfucker is the only way I keep myself sane. If he'd disappear completely I would go insane.
stop being a fucking pussy and just be yourselfwho the fuck cares what your work colleagues think
So i went to talk to a marine recruiter today. I have an appointment with him on tuesday. I thought everything was fine until i found out he went to my school. The problem is im in special ed and am in a private behavioral school and im only at my highschool on paper. I need to get out of that appointment and throw him off my scent so he wont find out about my little problem. I will try again once i graduate, but if this goes wrong im fucked. My family refuses to pay for college or even a trade school so im gonna be homeless without the army. What do?
>>19025154Army takes in all kinds of weirdos man
Special Ed sound right up marines alley!
>>19025154The army will take anyone in, even faggots, nowadays, you just need to be bold
>>19025154Since when has being mentally retarded been a block to marine career? Some would call it a positive benefit
>>19026709>Some would call it a positive benefitMostly snarky brats on the internet who'd never willingly put their miserable carcasses anywhere near harm. The American military is actually really strict about neurological abnormalities that result in poor performance after training. A few years back, they made it so that you had to be off adhd medications for a year before you could join. Taking them at any point in your life use to be sufficient for disqualification. High functioning autists and people diagnosed with asperger's cannot join. These are people who have difficulty receiving orders and executing them the first time in x amount of time. Autists and aspies in particular are really deliberate thinkers. They can hear something without registering it quite easily. They do better with written instructions and some time to analyze and plan. OP, you're talking about dishonorable discharge if they find out you lied at any point in your application process. That's assuming you don't absentmindedly do something to kill your sorry ass first. You "need" to start talking to an employment counselor and possibly disability services. Even if you don't want to go on the dole, you'll have options to support yourself and possibly go to school. A disability with no real influence on your academic performance is enough to get your tuition paid for in my state.
so anons... I'm having sex in a couple of weeks and I'm curious if my dick will be good enough. you know, last minute self doubt and stuff.6"L/4.3"Gthis girl really likes me but is very very experienced.any advice??
>>19026836lol she actually suggested 2 seconds as the time to beat haha... shes cool as hell. I see her as a LTR.
>>19026797Make hookers cum .... I got news for you, son
>>19026910lol that pic
>>19026775Really? Why cares if you do her any good your first time out especially with the town tramp. She doesn't really like you and don't expect a relationship.
>>19026910This post made me laugh
My fiancee and I got into a huge fight over the phone tonight. She says she isn't forgiving me and that I need to be a man.My parents have always been toxic. Since my fiancee and I moved in together (before our engagement), my parents have stayed with us four times. This weekend will be the fifth.My fiancee tells me that she wants to like me family, but they are not allowed to treat our home like a hostel.This weekend, they went back and forth on whether they would show up or not. Last she and I heard, they were not coming. Then, at 5pm tonight, I got a call saying my dad was going to be here at noon tomorrow and leaving Monday morning. Without missing a beat, I said "ok" and told him he could stay.My fiancee flipped. She already was uneasy with my parents, but this time she said she's doubting our relationship will last if I can't stand up to my parents.For years, even before I met her, they felt perfectly within their right to show up unannounced at my place. I would kick and scream, but they never relented. This summer, with her help, I called them and asked them to please stop. They laughed at me. It was their second time coming to visit our current place and, like this weekend, they had originally told us they were not coming and then called me from the road at their halfway point to my house. I don't know how to speak to my parents. I'll be honest. My mom thinks the world revolves around her and my dad is pretty much oblivious. They don't understand that I need my privacy, and I've been such a doormat for years because of depression, financial shortfalls, etc. I just let it happen. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>19026847My fiancee and I just found out we were pregnant 2 months ago (we got engaged a while before that, so it's not a shotgun engagement or anything). SO that adds another wrinkle, which I hope will get smoothed over. We told my parents at Thanksgiving and they were actually the last to find out (fiancee's family knew from day one and our friends found out slowly afterward). My mom is beyond excited and already said she wanted to spend the whole summer next year (when the kid is due), but I told her she had a week, maybe 3 days, tops so that my fiancee and I could enjoy the kid without interruption. She took it as best she could, but we're concerned it will be another point of contention with my parents. My fiancee even said this morning that, if we were getting married today, she would walk away from the altar. I know she's being dramatic, but she's deadset on me putting my foot down with my parents even harder than I did last night.
>>19026413>his fiancé tells him to man up>"she's a dumb bitch!">anonymous poster tells him to man up>"I'm right!"You're dumb.
>>19025748They like the outcome but don't want all the consequences that come with it.
>>19026876Pretty much this
>>19026847Sounds good. The 'work on your delivery thing' is probably just because it seems like you made a big deal out of it (which, it is a big deal to you), and she took it personally.They'll get over it. You did the right thing.
Considering careerI want a job that doesn't involve physical labor and that people will respect me for.I spent some time homeless and people, my parents never gave a fuck.I'm not the brightest but I'm considering sitting a Medical Entry Exam to become a general practitioner.Advice?I'm 22 at the moment, it's two degrees a BSHC (Health Science) 3 years then a MD 4 years.I'd be nearly thirty.
>>19023558I'm sure you'll be fine as a general practitioner. All they do is tell me to take advil when I have pneumonia anyways
>>19023558drive a 18 wheeler. all you will do is sit on your ass all day
I don't know, I'm 30 now and do pretty well as an RN. Consider how much debt you're willing to take on and how long you intend to work before retirement. MD's make really good money but are usually in serious (100k+) debt. And it's a massive commitment even as a GP. Might not be worth it in the end. You have to decide for yourself.
>>19023558>people will respect me for.That's your problem.People will fuck with you just cause you care what they might think.Do whatever the fuck you fell like, life is short kid.
>>19023558>doesn't involve physical labor Medical requires a fair amount of physicality and stamina. So you can't be slovenly. It is a lot of work to get to be top dog who don't have to rush about.> people will respect me for.Don't aim for respect. Otherwise you will always be chasing it. Respect come from three things. Do your job well, treat others with respect even when they don't deserve it, be a quality person.
30/M/Swe here.So i was i thailand and met this thai chick from thai cupid. She is really clingy, and she wants me to buy things for her or ”take care of her” as she calls it.She seems to respect me though, when i say no, but this is anoying.Also, i’ve never met a girl who was so totally on from the start as her. I mean, we met up, went and rented a car (which i paid for), went back to the hotel and then 30 minutes later we were having sex and she was like ”Yes yes! I really want this”.Never used condoms, she was not on the pill. I guess if she gets pregnant it will be my problem, but i had her take the morning after pill.Im home now, and she messages me every day. Wants to video call all the time and tells me she misses me and loves me 100 times every day.She wants to go here, she found some agent who can get her a visa.I don’t know what to think. Of course i like that asian pussy, but what if shes just after money, or love me because im built and much taller than thai guys?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>19026371>I dunno, i’ve gotten the impression that this is how it works in thailand.This is how it works anywhere. You don't understand because you're a white dude from Sweden who probably never had to suck dick to make end's meet, but other are down on their luck and have to do this.
>>19026337>What if she's just after moneyThere are no ifs in this situation. She wants the visa and money.
>>19026337Yes, she is a poor person that wants to get the fuck out of there.Maybe he didn't like the other guys because he'd take her to Africa who knows, maybe he was abusive and oldYou are from sweden so you are valuable/have moneyYou are in for a really obvious trap and you know it. Of course she will have sex with no condom hahahahaha.But if you only want a sentient onahole then marry her. You will regret it though, when you find out there are western women who are worth it. You will get bored of this one.
>>19026337>Also, i’ve never met a girl who was so totally on from the start as herCause you're shit dumbshit
>>19026371>Or maybe its just her storiesthis pretty much. the guy wanting to buy her a house story especially seems like a story to make you think shes not just a rando goldigger desu. i would be careful. give her some shit tests to see just how into your money she is.a guy at my work was doing this with a lady from the Philippines and she used him for money and tried to get him to bring her whole family along for the ride all while withholding sex when he wouldn't go along with her plan lol. good luck not being used, im sure it happens sometimes
Whenever I have a hookup I feel like my acting in bed is more a burden than actual enjoyment, and can't get myself to perform properly in bed.It's like all of my effort is going to making the girl feel good but leaving nothing for myself and I don't know how to get past it. I've never been in a long term relationship and like to tell myself that I don't feel as comfortable as I want to with the girl I'm with, which is why I have trouble. Anyone had a similar situation and got out of it?
Yes, i kept doing a similiar thing. Try getting in a long term relationship, and just let the girl please you sometimes. She'll feel great making you cum, and you'll unwind. Later on, you'll find the sweetspot of pleasuring yourself and pleasuring her. It's work but it's worth it in the end
Serious question, how do you stop giving a caring and giving a fuck about someone who use to be apart of your life?
It takes time, but it'll happen. I suspect this is nothing like your situation, but I had a good friend stop talking to me out of the blue almost 8 years ago. It hurt for a few months after, but after that you get over it. Now I barely think of them anymore.
>>19025840Yeah mine is different. First romantic relationship, gave her my v card, was together for like a year and a half.
>>19025727I'm going through the same thing bro.I was in love with her, we would always hang out and we shared a lot of common interests. But as you wind down the crazy path of life, your choices take you down different roads and the never ending road trip becomes increasingly lonely the more you choose.I miss her
>>19025864Part of me feels bad because as low as this sounds, I think I liked fucking her more than being in a relationship. Which also makes me feel even shittier that I'm sad I lost 'sex' more than a relationship. It's made me really want to find a girl I actually click with instead of getting my dick wetWas this my lesson?
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I just had sex with my girl, i pulled out like 7 seconds before i came. But im still scared i might have gotten her pregnant.We didnt have condoms and i dont know why i went through with it im a fucking idiot.What is the chance this could turn bad? Should i go get the morning after pill and make her take it just incase.She doesnt seem worried but im freaking out. Im reading all this shit online like the precum and fuckings jsnvdhsbskssjsWhat do i do? Make her take the pill? Pray? HELP
>>19026842Already did
PLEEAAASEEE HEEEELLLPPP
>>19026818Plan B ... Also buy condoms while you're at it ...
If you did make her pregnant I'll just say dude be a man and be that kids father even if you and her breakup.>>19026818Dude pray but if you did be a father to the kid even if you and her break up.
>>19026888How do i tell her, i havent said im freaked out yet, she doesnt seem to be worried at all. How do i go about this, should i buy them on my own and give them her like tomorrow??
I have an etiquette question about Tinder matches. I matched up with this trashy slut the other day. I have her phone number, and she said something about wanting to be taken out tonight. I need to get laid; it's been a while. She lives 25-30 minutes away from me in an area I'm not familiar with, so i don't know where to take her, and she wouldn't give me any ideas.I think she's trying to swing a date and some drinks out of me, and I know that's how the game works. I think she's a piece of trash and not worth the effort of picking up, talking to her parents (I think that's what she wants me to do), and spending the money on her just to go back to her parent's place and have to finagle my way into her bedroom. On a side note, I think she might be lying about her age. What do I do?
>>19025033I thought you said she’s a trashy slut?
She doesn't "speak out of line" faggot. What the fuck kind of society you live in where that's even acceptable? She probably worked her ass off during/after WW2 in the home to get everything going and you think she's basically equivalent to your spoiled ass. Millenials truly need a war or some economic crisis to learn the meaning of respect and honor.
>>19026841>women can't speak out of lineI bet you think they should be allowed to vote too?Unironically pathetic.I know exactly what she did with her life. My family is none of your business, you snotty little cunt shit. Go get your prostate examined with your Obamacare.
>>19026853>hurr durr le white power but I treat my grandma like shit. womyn cant vote rite?Hitler literally would kill you. Fucking stormcucks don't even understand basic social conservatism. I bet you live in a trailer.
>>19026853>being this hard>Had a nice coffee date with dumpster slut. She told me I was sweet, and my car was nice
>do nofap for 20 days to prepare the biggest load my gf ever seen>have wet dream two days before she arrivesWhy live, /adv/? Anyone has tips how to avoid wet dreams? Didn't have them through my teenage years.
>>19025836yous boring ass lesbos then
Experience is 3-4 days produces the peak amount of cum. I assume it's different for everyone, though. Should be in the same ballpark though.Also, drink lots of water (that's good advice in general, too!) cause that increases volume. Not alcohol, not soda, water. Maybe fruit juices works too and perhaps it even makes it taste better, I dunno, I haven't tested that and no gf to test it for me.(As an aside, does anyone else have these weird fetishes about being scientifically examinated in a sexual way by a qt? What I just said about the amount and taste of cum with different times and diets for example?)Do some exercise and stop smoking if you do. Actually, just stay healthy in general. Apparently vegetarian's cum tastes better, but vegetarianism is shit anyway, so discard that. Eating lots of fruits will have to suffice. Last advice. When you're in bed, take your time and really make it last. Enjoy yourself and edge as long as possible. Make her cum multiple times if you/she can. And then drop your load. Edging is great.
>>19023694It depends on what you eat before you go to bed. I.e. Sugar is stimulating.
>>19023694>has tips how to avoid wet dreams?Stop lusting like the sinner you are.
>>19023759Testicles don't produce semen, only sperm which make up a very small amount of ejaculate.
I really need someone to explain to me if I can go further in life. I'm thinking of doing an undergrad course on mathematics with economics on UCL and a overgrad course on chemical engineering in the University of Tokyo. Is doing maths with economics as well as business before a meme or will it make me an alpha-male?
>>19025780What is you question exactly. Will a math and/or chemical engineering degree allow you to live well?
