Mature mares thread, because we haven't had one in a while.
>>31511691Would you be able to please both of these extremely picky and confident but affection-hungry mares? Because I think it would be worth a try.
>>31511691>Dollar signs for her cutie mark>Equestria uses bitsWhat did they mean by this?
>>31513027That her special talent is handling the money of her human lover which is you
>>31510109I'd like to see Auntie Orange smugly talking about her exploits to Cherry Jubilee to rub the fact that she's the sex fantasy for all the young colts in her face.
Do you want to be Queen Novo in this situation? Do you want to be Princess Skystar? Do you wonder how the physics of this picture makes any sense?Story Archive (2017-Feb to present):https://hostbatch.com/spankforum/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=206https://hostbatch.com/spanking/index.php/archivetable/ (wip)Story Archive (2013-2017):https://pastebin.com/u/SkyeHighOld thread:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/31051592/
>You can't trot all over me anymore!>Now that you're this size you're a lot easier to deal with!>>31513272He posted here, >>31477791 , but in the forums he said he's done making content.
Are there any features of an archive you would want? Here's what works in my archive now:-compact list of stories like pastebin / rustic's archive table-browsable tags for spanker, spankee, author, and anything users want (hairbrush)-clicking a link for a tag returns stories for that tag-story links are raw plaintext like pastebin-story pages are generated from simple text documents (editable with notepad or other programs). admin just has to download new stories and put them in a folder. then they run one command to update the site and copy the new HTML files to a part of the site to make the changes public. I hope that this can help the admin not have to do all the archive work on their own.ways this is worse than current archives:-images like Rustic's table not currently supported-No summaries like Rustic's table. The tool allows them but I don't know how they work yet. For now it just grabs the first few words of the story.Not yet working but should be possible (in order of difficulty):Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>31513831>Why not pastebin?-Clickable tags-Direct links to text files, which work better on phones (like this https://pastebin.com/raw/j0EcCZrb )>Why not Rustic's table?-Clickable tags-Less work for admin if people are willing to upload text files for stories-I should be able to import the old pastebin into this new format easily and automatically, which I'm not sure I could do with Rustic's tableThere's nothing wrong with Rustic's table, I just thought it might take more work to do it than to try this.Each file looks like this:+++Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>31513272yes sorry.>>31513373yes I visited this thread just to see how things going. >>31513831>>31513834dude if you want i can give you access to the website. there you can download and find a suitable table for you or just use the existing one I am using.join this temporary discord group https://discord.gg/xCvpe8
You're not the clown I've ordered.
>>31510580lipstick
>>31511037Pinkie Pie is for kissu
>>31510635Why did this make me laugh so much, I don’t even understand the reference if this is making one.
>>31510580No, she's the clown I ordered. Now I'm gonna have some hot sex with clown Sunset.
>>31510580Pinkie, you"re not the cum dumpster I ordered
The "Continue to refuse the inevitable" Edition!Here is /bug/, in which we talk about changelings and ree at the nulings.Story pastebin: https://pastebin.com/PjB4LKgdDiscord: discord.gg/raXueZA
Do they have a dad?
>>31511305Everybody has a dad.And given how changelings make a living off of seducing ponies (and others) for their love, it seems to me that there's a good chance that plenty of changelings have a pony dad.
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>>31451842>alright everybody>fasten your seatbelts
I'll start with my favorite location in the show. This and Flutter's house are so damn cozy. I really wish the other primary buildings in the show had more detailed interiors, instead of them focusing on that transparent plastic jagged glass abomination.
>>31511898Pretty sure it did get more detail added either season 3 or 4. Just not that pic.
>>31511898>>31514298Shit, nevermind, that really is a screencap, and it happened in season 5, Castles Sweet Castle.
>>31494279Fluttershy house? Can you even imagine how it smells?
>>31499704This is the best shot of Flutter's house, it looks so comfy this way, i guess this night or morning style appeared only one time right?>>31514319Old wood.
And we're back!Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/L8hk1PpEPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/31108968Next installment:Shadowlock slid the last book into its slot, and wiped his brow. It took a lot more telekinesis than he was accustomed to using, and he felt suddenly hungry. "Guess it's good I'm going to a place called Sugarcube Corner then," he chuckled dryly, and trotted downstairs.Twilight wasn't at the bottom of the stairs, but Starlight was. "All done?" Starlight inquired. "Twilight told me what you two have been working on. It sounds interesting."Yeah, I'm all done." Starlight was fairly pretty in a modern sort of way. But compared with Twilight, she was a candle to the sun. "I got some good ideas, but need to let them stew in my brain.""I know what you mean," she said. "Sometimes I'll read a bunch of books and then take a break to give it time to all settle down." After a brief pause, she added, "Sooooo... you're Twilight's coltfriend?"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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Bumping before bed. Keep the ship alive.
Hooves Thread ~2.0 Flutter butt edition.Previous thread >>31151772This thread is for discussion on hooves, and how they move the plot forward. Greens are welcome, try to keep discussion, and images hoof related.
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The Beginning and The End Edition Previous Thread>>31090627Twisted Desires Pastebin (Be warned they are long)Part 1: The Start http://pastebin.com/shurgbZ9Part 9: The Finale https://pastebin.com/ETB69rER>What is this? Another Rule 63 thread?No, not really. This is a thread about Queen Umbra and her adventures with everyone's favorite human Anon!>So a story thread then?Yes! This is a story that takes place after the Reflections comic arc You know the one where Celestia loves that Sombra from the mirror universe where everyone good is evil and everyone evil is good. Before the last thread died, Thing seems to be looking good for our heroes. Umbra and Anon are expecting their first child, Anon getting somewhat of a grip on his magic, and life is nice and peaceful. Or so they think...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>31509285>"You want to say that again?" Sombra asks>You smile"Actually I think you should be thanking me.">"For what!?" Sombra asks"If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have even ended up with Princess Luna!">"That's preposterous." Sombra says "You had nothing to do with our relationship starting.""Oh really? Last time I remember I told you to run into the mares side of the hotsprings because you were trying to act all big and bad!" You tell him "If I hadn't had told you to do that, you wouldn't have run into the princess and tackled her to the ground.">Sombra opens his mouth to say something smart back, but is interrupted by Wedge's hoof >"Enough you two." Wedge says "Queen Umbra told me to keep you two from bickering in public.""Since when?!">"Since that night at the hotsprings." Wedge says "She told me that you two look like children bickering and to put a stop to it if you two ever start.">"My sister would never-">"I can go tell her right now, Lord Sombra." Wedge says "Although she might be irritated at us for pulling her away from the party.">Sombra huffs before looking awayComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>31443361 >>31443588 >>31443665 >>31443795 "And..." I look outside, where the larger tantabus is still mid-reforming. "And the others?" 'They are moi too, but it's harder to notice you when larger.' Tantabus advances to you, walking with the delicate steps of a ballerina, 'This is not how I saw you on pictures, of how you were described a moi.' "W-" You swallow saliva, when your rump hits the wall, and it keeps entering your personal space shamelessly and mercilessly, "What? How I was described?" 'vouz couvrez so much of your body!' It writes, the writing slow and somehow sad. 'All that beau, hidden? And even if you try to appear confident, something's dashed it. I don't know what is happening here, petite, but it saddens me that we first meet like this, when I had been so curious about you.' It looks happier now, as if trying to cheer me up. 'And with such a beautiful voice, too. Do you not know the significance of it?' It pauses and then stalks talking again immediately, giving me the feeling that it wanted me to stutter a little. 'I have a request of you, petite grande beauté.' "A request?" I repeat, blinking quickly and trying to regain my footing. "What is it?" 'When this is over,' It approaches it's face even more to mine, the writing changing to a careful, ornate, but still readable one. 'I want you to sing for me. We'll see what happens after.' "Sing?" I repeat, nodding and not worried about my blushing. "Yes." 'Do you want me?' It asks, looking outside. 'I am so large, I could spare a little of my strength to strengthen you.'Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>31511437Can we get an inventory check for Base and Snek pls?
>>31512708>Baser̴̟̜̯̱̣̮̤f͈́l̡̹̖̣̭͖y̦͖̰̥̝͇̬ - Gestalt's gun, gifted by him. - Electric prod, taken from ???? - Non working computer, taken from ???? - Certificates and licenses, taken from ???? - Hook+Rope, of arbitrary but limited length as per usual with dream objects, taken from ???? - Written notes the growth of t̷̴̮͈̫̰ͅḩ͖̘͘e̫̺̟̳̣ị͕̹͚̙͈r̯̗̝͔̤͍ ͔͕̺͓̹͜c̵̡̥̜̦̘̳͖͉͓h̸͎̹̻͢ͅi̸̛̥̰̱̩̹͕̱̠ĺ̡̤̹͇̳d̪̳̰̮s̙̱͓̠͘ Timber's box-gifted dreamlings, written by herself - Non working radio>Snek - Haven's sword (In use) - Gestalt's gauntlet (In use) - Flute, still in it's box with BASE 00 written on the lid. - Gestalt's mask, not worn.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>31511437Ok, Clarity, we got this. It's a whole new level of bad, but it's still just another dream, like all the rest, and that's just another nightmare until it's Haven again.Get to the most relatively stable spot we can and play the flute. It's probably a good idea to lay Gestalts body outside our hammerspace before we do, but keep him out of sight for the time being, if possible curl our tail over him.W-we've always got the argon if this doesn't work.
>>31511431Also check for head frogs.
Bump.
Is Capper canon to FiM and EQG?
>>31508815It is between season 4 and 5.
>>31508808>Barb vs KnotI think she would prefer the knot..
>>31509151>A dude from Ethiopia?that'd mean Rarity got BLACKED
>>31508953implying that prissy bitch would ever be my waifu
>>31508815Jim says the movie takes place between seasons 7 and 8, which is why the S7 finale has foreshadowing in the form of that seapony etiquette book.
Are you there, little guy? It's time to wake up.https://guywithamp.bandcamp.com/track/the-warEquestria, the magical land of ponies, has been plunged into war. On one side are the ponies, who valiantly fight to defend their home. On the other side are the changelings, who ruthlessly aspire to seize control of Equestria and drain its populace of their love and happiness. And in the middle... is you.Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/gat/Recap inbound.
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>>31510798Took me a while to understand that. Had a little kek.
just watched perfect pear. how did you feel about the episode? all I can say is fug.
>>31514017Cringe shit.
>>31514017Apple mom is not a pear, she's an orange.uncle and aunt orange is apple mom's family.
>>31514132You get that aunts and uncles can mean a few different things, right?>In some cultures and families, children may refer to the cousins of their parents as "aunt" or "uncle". It is also a title of respect for elders (for example older cousins, neighbors, acquaintances, close family friends, and even sometimes total strangers). Using the term in this way is a form of fictive kinship.Granny Smith's brother or sister marries an Orange, and produces either Aunt or Uncle Orange. Or maybe it's an even more distant relationship than that.
>>31514062I did
>>31514230A lot of us did, Anon
Filly stealing your stuff editionPrevious hanginthere,batty: >>31233902>Writers pastebin:http://pastebin.com/rfngWmsc>Story Archive (Cloud): http://derpy.me/BatStoryArchiveshttp://derpy.me/Bat_Pony_Stories>Image Archive (Cloud): http://derpy.me/BatPictureshttp://derpy.me/cheeki_breeki (nsfw)>Thread Archive Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>31512729>>31513613>>31513622>>31513649You shouldn't have to make an account just to see porn, this is full on pinintrest faggotry
>>31513933What the hell, this is new.
>>31513933Okay, this shit is ridiculous. When did they add it?
I wonder if bat ponies line owls. Do they consider them as pets? Pests? Frag thieves? Comrades?
>>31514185>lineI mean like
>"Mining old TV shows for gold doesn't seem like such a hot idea when the result is Baywatch or CHiPs or My Little Pony: The Movie."There's literally nothing that Hasbro could do to get normies to take MLP seriously, is there? I feel like even if they renamed MLP for a movie and left out the MLP name entirely, normies would still catch on. Then again, who really gives a shit when they apparently won't do research on shit they're denigrating? Two seconds of Googling would tell you that the Movie was based on the reboot. Didn't make the top ten worst, though. I think the sequel is fucked, normies just get irrationally upset at MLP still.
>>31495637Normies love, competently made, funny, animated movies.Guess what MLP's problem was.
>>31511852It wasn't animated?
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>>31511852The humor right? When I watched it, it felt like a lot of the jokes were put in by punch-up writers who don't quite get the tone of the show. Which is why we ended up with poop jokes, dick jokes and pop-culture references. My guess, is that somebody in the higher-ups read the script and thought they wouldn't be able to sell a totally serious and relatively dark My Little Pony The Movie, so they had someone write in a bunch of jokes that they could put in the trailer to maybe trick people into thinking that the movie is a comedy.
>>31501332You might have a point.
Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!Any type of transformation into ponies, dragons, gryphons, changelings, draconequus, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.Previously on PTFG,Anonymous Letter by PoppedAnon:https://pastebin.com/wSBBJhvhBehind the Wire by WallMixer:http://archiveofourown.org/works/10554418Detective Hoarse by Spacewolfe:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Kib7pRkELuO0e0Z2xPdbEFZtezT30OpfLikps-Ql04o/editOUIJA FUN by KoreanHorse:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>31514128I think the better option is that they just post anonfilly in here with spoilersoooooooh, fillys~?
>>31514165wait, no, I thought this was that one thread with the maze taht was not mlp relatednevermind I'm dumb don't do that
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>>31492913Got a pastebin for this for the next thread?
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