>I'm the bad guy?>How did that happen?
>>31514923fuck all poochieniggers
Welcome to the Massive Pony Thread!Cuddly Big Pone EditionCheck out our slowly growing pastebin: http://pastebin.com/9HrRJZqsWriters, artists, and critique are always welcome so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.Old bighorse: >>31284354
>>31514698Holy shit I've finally made it in time! Its a Christmas miracle.C then B. She can't be the only one feeling good. You can both feel good after all.>>31514700and damn it.
>>31514698D if it can be dick only B either way
>>31513893https://pastebin.com/1w0L8KC3
>>31514698A then B
>>31514698A then B. But don't grow her larger than like, skyscraper high. Good shit Pleeny
Pinkie Pie Thread #19: Big Pony and Tiny Man EditionPost your favourite pics, greens and love letters to our Element of Laughter, Ambassador of Friendship and Party Extraordinaire! Let’s all give her a big hand this time!Our last thread was >>31464359Threadly Strawpoll! http://www.strawpoll.me/14566158
>>31513215Her whole body is very limber and elastic, just like a balloon!
>>31514552Are you saying you'd burst her coochie? Why would you do that?
>just watched The Polar Express>got me into the Christmas spirit>remember most of my family is either dead or to far away to visit>remember she isn't realguess this Christmas is gonna feel a little lonely
Guys, don't forget to participate in the boardwide ranking thread. S7 is done, so it's time to see how the old episodes hold up to the new ones. Ponk finally found a friend for Maud, let's celebrate that!>>31449580 →
>>31505585You can hide threads, you know. Or just filter "diaper". Putz.
PROMPT:>"HI Nonny! I have a message for you from Rarity!">Pinkie sticks out her chest, puts on a spiteful face and adopts a familiar yet certainly made-up accent>"I've had it up to here with Sweetie Belle spending her evenings at the arcade, playing... "video games". When I said she needed a male role model, well, Anon isn't what I had in mind. He's so carefree. And lazy. And boyish, and reckless. Not to mention he thinks he's SO good with kids. I can make Sweetie laugh.">Pinkie crosses her arms and huffs>"I could make her laugh until she cried. I'm just busy. There's no time in my schedule for telling childish jokes to my sister.">She huffs even louder>"And what is WITH his hair? Frankly, it's embarrassing. Spending time with someone of his... standards... is undoubtedly bad for Sweetie.">...>"Anyway, he's waiting to pick her up at her piano lessons. Be a dear and relay this to him?">Pinkie spins around and walks five feet before tensing up>"Oh, but take out all those mean things I said. We wouldn't want to hurt his feelings.">Pinkie nods her head and beams in satisfaction with her accurate retelling>Then her eyes bulge ==Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>31513971I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be her tongue, but I agree.
>>31513727>>31513971>she hasn't been trying to get Anon's shaft for years now
>>31505438"He... um... he called me last night...">Soarin's eyes open wide.>He's trying to keep things a secret, but... he's a good man.>Honest and straightforward.>He doesn't know how to lie.>He doesn't know that your father caught you.>"Really?" your mother asks, shocked.>He must not have told her."... but I... um... I didn't believe it...">"Oh, is *this* what that was about?" your father rumbles.>Suspicious, but...>Suspicious, that's all.>Soarin doesn't know how to lie.>He's a good person.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>31514793>"I didn't get a chance to explain anything," Soarin jumps in. "Please, this is serious. Diamond needs her help.">Your father relaxes slightly - *slightly*.>"Tell us what's going on.">"Well...">"Son, my wife and I are as close to that family as our daughter. If it really will 'come together' once we know enough, then tell us what you think Spoiled is doing to Diamond.">Your mother hums an eager "mhm," and Soarin... he looks at you.>He... >He wants to help.>He wants to be the hero.>He always does.>That's why he loves you.>Because... you need him.>And... right now... Diamond needs him.>And that hurts.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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Late Night Edition
Previous thread: >>31094455Act XVIII Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/jt1mMQAmFull Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/u/ThingPasteHoW Spinoff's:https://pastebin.com/BWhVwcgxhttps://pastebin.com/ipu9MwSf
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There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare.Cuddling your waifu editionA collection of miscellaneous greens since the first thread.https://pastebin.com/0JMPM6F8Old thread>>31492597
>>31514667>that picSweet fucking lord...
>>31512366>Destruction god waifuget all the food and sex you want, you'd probably be able to go at it hard enough to break a planetplus you get to chill with angel attendee bro when she's taking her month long naps
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>>31514667jesus
>>31514667And they wonder why we'd leave in a heartbeat.
Let's have a jolly old time, with posting Pictures of poni in the snow.Don't eat the snow tho.
>>31514623Holy shit that plush looks awful. I hope you didn't pay more than 20 bucks for it.
Only eat yellow snow
Christmas is right around the corner!What are you leaving under the tree for your lovely mother this year?Thread info:https://pastebin.com/XtAKzbfq
>>31514758>"Anonymous do you have any more of that alfalfa you're growing in your closet? Your Aunt and I ate what we found in there earlier.">'Nephew, join us, we have dorito's of the cooler ranch variety and the musical stylings of Bachmare Turner Overhaul.'
>>31506755Uncle Tirek when?
>>31511330>searching for his father through dimension jumpingor how about his father jumping through dimensions to find him>Anon dad finds a cult of anti-human fuckwits who see them as the bringers of the end>Anon dad is too powerful to bring down, but his spawn isn't>They somehow manage to steal the child after it wears out both of it's parents and go about banishing it>Before the ritual is complete the earth is shaken as two of the most powerful beings go into a rage at their son being stolen>They pray that if they have to die it's by Celestia>The human is all sorts of fucked up and who knows how he'd go about punishing them>The walls to their cult lair cave in as Anon dad burst through the wall>As he lunches to grab his son the ritual is complete but the circle is disturbed>Both are sent to alternate worlds>Anon dad must now break down walls between dimenisons to find his son and get back to his wife>It can't be that hard right? after all he's used to ripping and tearing
>Anon was not brought into Equestria as a child but as a young adult>Celestia and Luna do their best to help him get used to his new surroundings and to feel at home>Over time he seems to settle down, and as the years go by Anon gains more and more friends>He often enjoys going to Ponyville with Celestia and Luna for Hearth's Warming to get away from the hustle and bustle>Most ponies don't see it, but Celestia still feels a loneliness coming from Anon>Luna and the girls wave it off as him simply needing a mare friend>Celestia wants to think the same thing but can't bring herself too>One year in particular Anon doesn't partake in any of the festivities but instead ends up going straight to one of the guest rooms>Everyone questions whether Anon has been feeling sick recently or something maybe troubling him since he's being so anti-social>Before anyone can think of an answer a soft voice rings through the castlehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL71eMc1blw
>>31511330>>31514871>not knowing who anon's dad is>"wwwHHHOA!....">"HEYTIGER!....">"IFYOUHAPPENTOMAKEARINGORSOMETHING....">"MAKESUREYOUPOURALLYOURHATEANDMALICEINTOIT!......">"I'MKINDASTUCKLIKETHISSINCETHOSE.....">"GODDAMNKEEBLERELVESDESTROYEDTHERING!....">"ANDTELLYOURMOMISAIDHIIKNOWSHESTILLCARES!...."
date night edition.Last thread: >>31182724Welcome to the official Equestria Girls Edits thread. The primary objective of this thread is to create, share and ultimately dump decent vector edits of the girls. You can post your own edits, take requests from anons lurking or either make your own requests in hope some editfag takes it and doesn't mess it up.Contributors are welcome to join and collaborate.By the way, please consider these tips before posting:>It is encouraged to create 2 versions of every pic: one with the girl(s) in underwear/lingerie and another naked. >Post here the one with underwear and upload the naked one to imgur.>Links to imgur should be direct. Don't link to a imgur page, use the direct image link. >Use some vectoring software like Illustrator, Inkscape, Photoshop, Gimp, etc. Avoid using Paint.>It is not required to make the edits barefoot. By the way, every good work is much appreciated.>Requests are marked with a "/r/" in the post subject.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>31512149Has Lumineko ever drawn Gloriosa? Like maybe it's hidden behind the Patreon paywall or something?
>>31513555Not that I know of.
>>31513438https://mega.nz/#!w1dHhawY!6F7RrW0lKQa1V2X89qBhiH4dP3P2YClFaSWjL8B6oH8
>>31514179thank you
>>31507834Shouldn't the clavicle be going upwards at the sides?
Everyone needs a little help from time to time. Rainbow Dash has some great friends and an awesome family who are always there for her, but every little bit helps. How would you make Dash feel better after a bad day?Writefagging, Pictures, DiscussionsPrevious thread: >>31406112Current Writefags:Church !!YbKx3Eb79HHhttp://pastebin.com/u/ChurchpastebinRosenkreutz !!x9kIUBwer0nhttp://pastebin.com/u/Rosenkreutzmobius !9PEUyNz5zwComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
(reposting for interest)Guys, don't forget to participate in the boardwide ranking thread. S7 is done, so it's time to see how the old episodes hold up to the new ones. Dashies parents had their glorious appearance, let's show them some love>>31449580
>>31514851That's such a cute picture
>>31514851By not interfering with her business and imposing on her against her will.As you say she's got some great friends and an awesome family, if that isn't enough, then obviously what she needs is some free space.This is often what happens in the show as well, sometimes, when she needs someone she goes to Fluttershy or Twilight (even if she isn't always completely straightforward), and when she needs to be alone she locks herself in her home or finds an isolated cloud somewhere in the outskirts of town. There's only a few very rare circumstances I can think of where she wants someone to be there for her but no one is available, and it's universally in dogshit episodes like Mysterious Mare Do Well.
Stories about NEET ponies,What the fuck am i looking at edition.Greens may involve:•Floor Bored, the fandom's favorite filthy forever alone nymphomaniac NEET (see pic)•Moondancer or other neetpones•Anon(you) intruding on the neetpone's life•Being a NEET with her, or looking after her and getting her life back together•Being a lovely boyfriend for your neetpone•Turning neetpone into the perfect wife•Lots and lots of hot dirty NEET sexPrevious Thread: >>31365692Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>31510868Yeah i like to imagine an early 2000s internet is what they have.
>>31514212Early 2000's internet was more fun.
==JeffMango• Shark Pony AdventuresComplete, Comedy, +hooveshttp://pastebin.com/W6QUcXCt• Give Me WingsComplete, Fluttershy, Dramapart1http://pastebin.com/GGCZjdDXpart2http://pastebin.com/yvCYNDjU• Fatal FlawComplete, Rainbow Dash, Dramahttp://pastebin.com/iPx8q268• NEET LunaCompleteComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>31514102>You swipe it from the air and hold it close to your chest, a sense of comfort already making it’s way onto you>A moment passes before eyes begin to waver from you>It’s a moment where you sigh and take your seat“I hate you.”>You can see him picking up his supplies and donning his letterman in your peripherals>”Aww, you sound just like my parents.”>Your mouth moves, but nothing comes out, save for blank air“Oh, uh…”>You weren’t expecting that one>You turn your head to look at him fully and let out a pout when you see the shit-eating smile on his face>”Gotcha, bitch!”>He lightly smacks your shoulder>With a chuckle does he throw his bag over his shoulder and make way for the door>You’re not sure, but you follow his back all the wayComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>31514106https://pastebin.com/scFcW0z2Have been meaning to write something for you all these past few weeks. Hope this one isn't too shit and that it'll, at the very least, be a nice few bumps to attract the drawfags.
>>31514120Thanks for the green friend.
>>31514087>>31514095>>31514102>>31514106>>31514120At this point. We are grateful for every green that we get. Thanks writefag.
>I'll never be caught off guard when my almost-as-flat-as-a-board tomboyish best friend suddenly starts showing off how feminine and sexy she can be
Prompt:>Hey girls, you ever wonder why Anon is always alone?>I'm new to this thread, what is exactly the context of it?Someone makes an offhand comment on why Anon is always alone and one of the girls goes and does a thing to try and be his friend.>Completed Stories:AxiiAnon: http://pastebin.com/UaSFJ58zSea Urchin: http://pastebin.com/9YUE3LReTrenchcoat Anon: https://pastebin.com/88DRSicqCPAT: https://pastebin.com/dh4WHhqjAnonymous: https://pastebin.com/zbrZTd9v (possible continuation)>Alive writefags:YFNAnon: http://pastebin.com/4k2SieWKComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>31511864Yes, that is my fetish.
>>31513594Guess one person is enough to sink multiple of hundreds of hours into a story.
>>31513602thank you, this means a lot to me. reading stories here on /mlp/ is really the only reason i keep coming back here.
>>31513602>Everyone won't eat up something cool like that especially if you update regularlyAnon, how do you think my story is even read by people?But for real, I would like to see it...>>31485878Also gonna have to push update to Wednesday as some stuff happened unexpectedly
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