vince didn't get his gimmickdoesn't have the look to be a top guy
>>3549107Yknow, looking back now, this belt was awfully ugly.
>>3549108This. He was a meta-heel. Vince didn't understand why people would boo a guy who was essentially Roman Reigns.
>>3549108Put him in a vest
>No man is ever truly good! No man is ever truly e-
>calls himself EVIL the living embodiment of evil>doesn't do anything evil>jobsat least undercarder crucified and hung people
>>3548955He fights dirty and likes to use chairs.
>>3548955He doesn't need to "do" anything EvilBECAUSE EVERYTHING IS EVIL
If this post ends inOneTwoThreeFourFiveSixSevenEightor NineThen AJ Styles is overrated and trash
>>3548520AJ haters typing through tears itt.
>>3548752>dilapidated shanty town of this newsimp who doesn't know /asp/ canonDing-Dong Diddlycringe ya ding-diddly dong batty boy
>>3548520>Ends with ZeroBASED
>>3548819ding-dong diddly
>>3548520THE STATE OF OP
Bix nood
is it just me or is steve blackman one of the most based wrestlers ever?
>>3549466I mean yeah, but they're varied characters rather than archetypes.You could point to some wrestler who's similar to Paul (or King, for that matter), but those similarities would be either superficial or based on minutia.Contrast with comparisons that you could draw between Ryu and Ricky Steamboat, Ken Masters and Steve Blackman, Guile and Sgt.Slaughter or John Cena.The list goes on. Blanca is an archetype for any kind of bizarre or wild character, from the Wild Samoans to Early Golddust, the Blue Meanie, or Demon Balor.Kain could be related to a Sagat (especially when he worked directly for HHH/Bison), and Vega is the personification of all things "FlippyShit", from Rollins to Normal Balor.I'm honestly not going full-autism about this. These are just the comparisons that jump out off the top of my head.
>>3549573>correctly nameYou mean the Japanese naming? Thought it was weird watching steams when they'd talk about "Dictator", "Boxer", and "Claw" to sidestep that whole conflict.
>>3549573So what's MvC?
>>3549591Never played that, as 40+ autisic boy from Hawaii we played the original SF in the arcade, SF2, SF2 Turbo, and variants on Sega, the arcades, and on SNES. I couldn’t figure out 3+ and was already out of the loop.> t. Blanka spammer (blue was my favorite color)
>>3549280>remembering MeroHe's the Jannetty of his marriage
David Bixenspan used to ban people on the Wrestling Observer boards for posting that infamous picture of him http://www.sheetsandwich.com/squeamish-bixenspan-confronts-image-issues/
>>3549652LEGEND
>>3549652Wish the mods would ban people who post the pic here.
>>3549652Based af
>>3549711Hi Bix!
BASED
What do you think they should do with it in 2018
naito/okada vs tanahashi, champ vs champnaito vs kenny, bc vs lngI honestly think okada will win, naito should win but okada will win.
>>3549905All of those accomplishments and they still have him getting over a belt made just for him. He may very well get the big belt but it's not a foregone conclusion.
>>3549976what works in his favor is the fact that he already has won the belt
Tanahashi, Ishii & Fale all have some claim to a title shot, so there's enough defenses for most of the year pre-G1>>3549686>Naito will flopThe state of Bullet Club marks>>3549845>But if someone this time of year told you that Naito will be the hottest wrestler in JapanGuess how I can tell you only started watching this year>>3549905Styles drew in New Japan.
>>3549667Make it a spinner belt
>>3548970The guys that are wearing white
>>3549008matter of fact, I think I saw an interview with Gangrel where he told his job was to get Edge and Christian over. Specially Edge.
>>3548992>Gangrel owns his porn biz>Janetty
>>3548970based theme & entrance disqualifies the Brood from having a janetty.
>>3549137hardly a secret and was always clear to anyone who even watched the show
>their gimmick is that they sodomize whitebois but it's not gay because jail doesn't count
Which white boyettys currently in WWE have the corresponding battycuckboi gimmicks?
>>3549563It should be breezango, but they're too alpha to be batty boys. Ziggler is a major batty
>>3549403This is silly because you don't even know what gender those white people identify as or what their pronouns are.
but they have just spent the last 6 months feuding with "We are niggas" the stable
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>it's tuesday night>Jinder comes out with the Singh brothers>cuts a promo about his India match against Triple H>"the king of kings earned my respect, he was a tough opponent and the better man won">music hits and Rakesh Kumar Orton comes out>cuts a promo in broken english that Jinder is a disgrace to India, and instead of Jinder he should be the one who challenges AJ Styles at Clash of Champions>the Singh bros try to attack Rakesh, but he takes them out with PooKOs>Jinder retreats, only to be approached backstage by Bryan who informs him he will face Rakesh in the main event>Rakesh pins Jinder clean after ONE (1) PooKO>earns a title shot for the WWE Championship against AJ Styles at Clash of Champions
>>3548961you know, tarps aren't cheap
>>3548921>get a clauseKek
>>3548000>poo man only popular cause the blind can't figure out that he ain't Randy Ortonhow can you defend
>>3550002>Seething this hard after getting PooKO'edHi Jinder!
>>3550075>implyingRandy's son begs to differ
A bunch of brainwashed cultists. Even you complain about the shows, you're all too fucking weak willed to actually stop watchingLMFAOhttps://youtu.be/MUz1KV9fJ-o
necrobump
>>3548706They got so worked by Mia Khalifa lmao
>>3548706It's all true.
Last one reached the bump limit. Here we go again. Which side is Kris on, Kagetsu and Sumire or Hana and Tam?
>Fuck your dance and fuck that lanky slut
>>3549941Christ a dance with only Kagetsu, Kris, and Sumire is probably god awful lol
>>3549956Sumire is legit the worst dancer in the group. I don't know how she became a wrestler with two left feet.
>>3549982>Implying that isn't the gimmick
>Yoko Bito and Kagetsu went to a draw. Kagetsu brought her own watch to keep time.
OH NO NO NO NO
>>3544285The problem is these sex-deprived manlets ARE the Reddit wrestlers, just like the Hollywood rapists are mostly liberal feminist nu-males.
>>3548027>He was main Even in shit tier Indies. This guy was never going to get a title run in PWG, AAW or Evolve.He just got pulled from the main event title match of AAW's biggest show
>>3548130thank God I go to AAW and I left when Elgin won the Jim Lynam tournament he's mediocre as fuck
>>3544136>being a wrestler and having to beg to get your dick suckedJUST
>>3544136lol What a sad, potato looking faggot.
was it a work or a shoot?
Work. Karelin would have destroyed Maeda in a shoot.
>>3549939so was it a work or a shoot?
What did they mean by this, /asp/?
>>3548509>>3548502>>3548488LMAO
Reminder that Alexa Bliss's feet are WWE's last draw and are being protected ahead of a massive push. Her size 6s are the final hope for culturally relevant pro wrestling in the United States.
>>3548030t. shoot retarded
>>3549716This. I can't wait for the reveal.
>>3548502SEETHING
