HOLY FUCKING
>>3549766You can't leave us hanging like this OP, you gotta post more
Holy fucking BASED. Is this our next Cruiserweight Champion?
>>3550626Post your keyboard
PUT THE STRAP ON EM, VINCE!
Kid, you're doing the job tonight
>>3549164This is heartbreaking.
>>3549164kek>>3549380holy fucking cringola
>>3547746>>3547747>>3547750chuckled at all of these
>>3547403>>3547746>>3547747>>3547750>>3548009>>3549136>>3549140>>3549164>>3550016>>3550016>>3550471This thread is gold.
>>3549164I've always assumed this is 100% how it plays out when he tells them he's going over.
>>3550615>wh*te girl ass
I unironically hope Paul dies before Vince.https://twitter.com/WWE/status/939514662424637440
>>3546997WHY IS PAUL STILL WRESTLING
>>3547044>thinking hhh would let the champion retain his belt in his own country They don't call him the cerebral assassin for no reason
>>3547101Except he's been pulling this shit for decades. Guys been able to do whatever the fuck he wants because he's banging Steph and because Vince thinks he's the coolest wrestler ever. I can't wait till this company dies.
>>3547235I like to think he emails his matches to Stone Cold, Rock, and Mick Foley. With subjects like "look I won guys I'm still champion" or "hey I'm headlining wrestlemania" or "I won the rumble" they always email back something nice like good for you hunter. And Paul just smiles ear to ear and thinks to himself "they're so jealous of me" while he shines his sledgehammer with an old dx shirt while wearing a sleeveless leather vest that's 3 sizes to small. Sometimes Stephanie will come over and ask "what are you up to game?" His response is always the same "making those no draw losers from the attitude era jealous" she 'll rub his shoulders and say "you sure are champ" as she walks away more often than not a single tear exits her right eye.
>>3547070Meta cringe
Absolute editionPrevious thread: >>3471087
>>3549388Maybe. Becky and Sasha have for sure, though
>>3549388i'm sure sasha wanted to but bayley doesn't seem like she'd be into girls
>>3549388no. no one would touch something as ugly as bayley
>>3549388Nah.
>>3549388Only if it was a thressome. Mikaze is on the road with Sasha.
what does asp think of nerdcubed and his wwe content and his cuck fetish with emma blackery?
>>3550266holy fucking SOY
Muppet mouthed bugman
he also married a tranny, right?
HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY DIMERINO
>>3550561What happened with him anyway?
>>3550567I think WWE just sign all these guys in bulk and do nothing with them so they waste their prime years on the sidelines instead of working for a rival promotion. Vince is a dick but he's a hell of a business man.
this is what ultimate performance and ultimate dime drawing looks likeyou may not like it but its literally peak perfection and all 3 of them are amongs the 5 greatest to ever do it
>>3548720The reason they look so depressed is because they're looking into the ring at the actual dime drawing trio
>>3548720>Didn't even get 5 stars from Meltzerlmao
>>3548720Imagine actually thinking this.
only good part of the match was the sweet chin music/pedigree combo that everyone thought might have ended the streak
>>3549234>filename???
In all honesty, what should be done with him? His feuds have no heat now and if anything he hurts the guys he feuds with. Should the gimmick be taken off TV for a complete revamp or should it just be retired?
>>3550521>While all this is happening, Kane keeps appearing on 205 Live and randomly destroying cruiserweights>Eventually leads to a Kane v Kalisto mask vs mask match>Kalisto gets a surprise win, and gets Kane's mask>The next night on Raw he comes out for a match with Kane's music and Kane's match and he's called Spane>The lil' red machine
>>3550523*mask>Spane joins The Broken Schism as Broken Matt's personally appointed Ambassador to Mexico and Hell>Meanwhile Brother Harris wins a Final Deletion match against Finn Balor. Balor no longer exists, only the Demon>They assume The Demon will join The Schism but Bo Wyatt recruits him to the Mega Authority>Royal Rumble time. Broken Matt and Roman Reigns are the last two guys left in the ring. Roman eliminates Matt then it's time for #30>A country music version of The Shield's theme hits and Rollins comes out dressed in a cowboy hat and cowboy gear. He strolls to the ring while the rest of the Mega Authority surround him and Roman. They do a staredown but then out of nowhere Seth punches Roman so hard he flies out of the ring all the way over the top rope to the floor
>>3549317Man, this better fucking happen in the new Final Deletion.
>>3550544>Seth comes out the next night on Raw and cuts a promo, says he is no longer "Seth Rollins", Seth Rollins has been deleted>He is now the Unknown Bastard>Unknown Bastard says after he defeats Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania he will rape Stephanie McMahon>WM card:>Unknown Bastard v Brock Lesnar - Universal Title>Broken Matt Hardy v Triple H - for control of Raw>Brother Harris v Bo Wyatt - Final Deletion match>Brother Nero v Dean Ambrorse - IC Title>Spane v The Demon - CW Title>Nikki Cross - Unknown Bitch (Paige) - Womens Title>Sanity v Bludgeon Brothers - Tag Titles>Braun Strowman v Kurt Angle & Jason Jordan - Handicap Street Fight>plus some Smackdown bullshit i guess
>>3550564forgot to mentionnbrock lesnar's soul gets deleted by braun strowman in a buried alive matchhe comes back as an undead cyborg controlled by paul heyman
What do you think of the roster of Fight Club Finland, the biggest pro wrestling organization of Finland that celebrates its 100th birthday this year.http://www.wrestling.fi/painijat/
I think fagtron OP is trying to force another WAW meme
i like the girl who has a penis
>>3549471>Jessica Love>A fucking manHe is actually pretty tall too. 6ft 2`Maybe i should train there for shits and giggles and become an /asp/ meme. Deancuck is a finn too so maybe i could kick his ass too
Shoutenings
Whats his fucking appeal? I don't get it.
>>3550060>lives in LA>is not whiteDon't be so sure of that.
He looks like that spic form youtube with repackaged content and comic book wallpaper.
WHERE THE FUCK HAS TJP BEEN? WHY HE BEEN OFF TV
>>3549432He's not even a real Filipino.At least Dave Bootista is like half and grew up in that kind of household but this guy is a complete fraud.This is like marketing Jinder as a Singaporean/Malaysian.
>>3550513TJP's mother is from Manila and he grew up in the flip community at Riverside, Cali. He's just as pinoy as Dave is.
did this nigga never brush wtf
>>3549930>he always seemed very arrogant to me and kinda like an animalwhat the shit? everyone and their mother who met him had nothing but good things to say about Andre, half the reason he was so dominant was that Vince Sr wanted an unstoppable giant who moved for nobody, not backstage ego like Hogan or Le Tripple Man
>>3550450It's just a mark getting WORKED
>>3550450I didn't know him, that's just my impression based on what I see and what I heard from stories
He used to drink 5 bottles of wine per meal. His teeth were a small price to pay.
>>3549915Kek, euros BTFO
This is Richard. say something nice about him
>>3550497LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
Well, ya see /asp/, the fact of the ding-dong diddly matter is...
