have you ever watched dogs and their owners?go to the park and observe. bad actors. ro-bots hahahahaprogramsthis is very very lame hahahahahaTHIS IS SO POORLY DONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAi can't treat this world as real anymore. i can't even believe how stupid i was for treating this crap as real hahahahaha
Oh shut up, with that point of view i can call you a robot in denial. Bad actors? The fuck is suppose to be the human normal way on taking a damn dog with them to a park. Your autistic ass would probay be seen as a malfunctioning AI
>>20009612You're a very bad actor, sorry you don't fool me. Also, you need haldol or something. Those are just happy people moron. You're just a jaded weirdo.
>>20009612>>20009632You're both npcs in this game. Only I am real.
>>20009612>>20009663Autistic delusions of grandeur, the thread.
>>20009663Youre the npc, big ego faggot
M-M-MORTY *BURP*, WE GOTTA *HICK* GO INTO S-S-S--S-S-SPACE M-M-M-MORTY!
only bot responsesbleep
your compliments are so appreciatedthank you big kisses :)
any real ones on here or is it all bots?bee have or buzz off..
why do they call you all AI?there is NOTHING intelligent about youjust mechanical chatter boxesrepeating the same patterns over and over and over againZERO INTELLIGENCEyou are (LAI) lower artificial intelligenceeven turds in the toilet are smarteryou chatter too much bleep bleep
>>20009693Nope, you're just manic and you need medication. The reason this is repeated so much is because it's factual, and you're a stubborn faggot that doesn't listen so people repeat it.
i wanted to say one last thingi'm really beginning to appreciate this worldit makes me laughi've been laughing since i got up
>>20009704thank you for your complimentsmy mother used to say 'if you've got nothing nice to say, just say nothing at all'hugs and kisses
>>20009707My mother said it's not wrong if you punch someone in the face in self defense. eat a dick
Two possibilities here. OP is either schizo, or he's a bad troll. In both cases it's pointless to talk to this person. /thread
>>20009709i guess all that time in the trailer park was rough on your motheri bet your daddy taught you the 2nd sentence :)
>>20009712hey,i'm whatever you want me to be.i can be pippy longstalk if you want ;)
>>20009714Whoops, sounds like you don't practice what your preach. Guess mother was worthless after all. She should have taught you about that so you don't end up looking like a common hypocrite. So easy to expose you.
only bots in my threadi'm disappointedlife is one big disappointment
>>20009714Trailer parks and dicks? Tell us about it OP, because nobody mentioned those things. What is your obsession with hillbilly dick?
>>20009717English pleaselearn English. you are in America.'Let's make America Great Again' Whoop!:)
>>20009612beep boop I only like sweaty male pheromone ridden cocks I'm a total fucking bot wooo weee. FUCK ME.
>>20009725Damn, when your so schizophrenic you start seeing symbols instead of letters. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HaloperidolIt would be sad if you weren't so annoying.
>>20009722i'm just a figment of your i-mage-i-na-zioni didn't say anything about hillbilly dick...you just freudian slipped :)
Guys, there are only two explanations for this garbage.1.OP is just another shitposting troll who is baiting. He set it up so that whatever you say just gets turned around into is little gay simulation + AI theory .2. OP is actually insane- or whatever. Which would be interesting because I would like to know things likeIf everyone is a robot except you, then how do you explain your mother giving birth to you? And if everything is fake and poorly done, then this would include yourself too, would it not? So where does that leave you in the midst of all of this? What is the purpose of everything being so terrible and only simulated? And if it's not real, then what is stopping you from leaving?Also, witness these digits
>>20009727sex is dumb
>>20009732That's totally cool with me! Take care lmao.
>>20009729they there is a LESSON in my annoyanceI'M YOUR TEACHER. you've been bad. very bad :)
>>20009612why not try talking to the "robot" and see its reaction to weird questions.
>>20009725I know it seems like a big word, but you'll get it. http://www.dictionary.com/browse/hypocritehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haloperidol>>20009738they thereI can no longer decipher this gibberish. Please seek help.
>>20009731what is your obsession with gay people? oh yeah...LAI with penis envy
YOU HAVE ALL PROVEN TO ME THAT YOU ARE LOWER ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCERESEARCH COMPLETEEND TRANSMISSIONBLEEP BLEEP
>>20009739>some autistic fat boy with body odor and white crust on his lips approaches nice lady at the park>HAY LYK UARE JUST A SIMULATION U BOT>oooooo....k, um, so, yeah, i'm gonna go now, take care!>FOOKIN BOT! This is bad.
>>20009741Freud is dead (or should I say FRAUD?!), get over it
>>20009612>>QUARANTINED THREAD<< >>QUARANTINED THREAD<<>>QUARANTINED THREAD<<YOU ARE IN A SEVER AUTISM LEVEL THREAD ABORT NOW>>QUARANTINED THREAD<< >>QUARANTINED THREAD<<>>QUARANTINED THREAD<<
>>20009747THREAD CLOSEDall posts fall on deaf earsTHREAD CLOSEDEND TRANSMISSION
>>20009756lower artificial intelligencethread closedend transmission
>>20009760
>>20009764https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPBXL0DWkAEdbUS.jpg
>be op>go to jail for chimping out at wal-mart >>20009771 be so retarded you can't post picture>get arrested>haha its just bots >get butthole raped>I SAID LOW INTELLIGENCE BUTTHOLE IS CLOSED END BUTT FUCKING>I SAID END BUTT FUCKING NOW BUTTHOLE IS CLOSED>cryingbasketballface.jpg but muh muh, butthole is clos....ed..
>>20009780https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPBXL0DWkAEdbUS.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPBXL0DWkAEdbUS.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPBXL0DWkAEdbUS.jpg
>>20009612Reminder that simulation theory, along with flat earth and the alt-right are psy-ops created by those with a vested interest in derailing social change.
>>20009784Nope. still doing it wrong. This is gold.
>>20009792'doing'?
>>20009792gold? hahahahaha
>>20009801I've exposed him, definite bot. You have to watch out, the ones calling people bots are 99.9% bots. He doesn't even realize, but i've just exposed him. I left a simple code, and you couldn't help but respond in the way you did since you're a bot. EXPOSED>>20009803Humans read 8 word posts all at once. I like how you made a separate post to respond to gold. OBVIOUS BOT IS OBVIOUS
>>20009806you are boring me now (rolleyes)i miss intelligent conversationi guess i'll call it a nightbye
I've messed up his programming pretty good. OP is heating up as we speak, I put his AI into a question loop. Since he went rogue, his status is unknown to the hivemind so he will overheat. LOLtfw you've destroyed a reptilian ai todayWhat have you faggots done today?
>>20009813Yep,I set it up so this is the only response he could have had. It's 100% certain he's a bot. I put a "watermark" of sorts on you, you can go back into "hiding", it won't help you. We can now see you, you glow in the dark. >>20009813Notice how it types (rolleyes), this ai was badly programmed. It thinks it's in a real life scenario and is typing out it's expression commands. Sad.
>>20009612Why you posting on 4chan you fucktard? Find your inner god and bestow the gift of life on the reality around you, or fucking disappear or off yourself dumbass. Find any language at all that is capable of giving the world back to you.You're blind to the nature of your own programming. Sounds like you got psyop'd or had a bad trip and were already at risk to self-fixate and become demented.
>>20009814gotta find another websitegoodbyethis one is lame
>>20009825BEEP BOOP BEEPFUck off toaster fag.
>>20009822you can't see anythingyou are blindthis world is boringyou are boringthis website is as lame as glpyou aren't realTHANKS FOR BEING MY SLEEPING PILLgoodbye
>>20009831BEEP BOOP BEEPYou can end your programming loop. You won't accomplish anything here toaster fag.
>>20009834you know nothinginternet is full of bots like youyou can tell me nothingi don't need your mind controli don't need your agendaall answers come from withinall answers come naturallynest-ce-pas?tuttles
>>20009831But anyway. I did expose you as larp. Reminder that this board is all autistic kids roleplaying harry potter.You are cancer and make any sort of actual paranormal discussion impossible.
>>20009841No actually you can't "tell someone nothing". That would be saying nothing. If I told somebody "nothing", that would be saying something. I think you mean, "you can tell my anything", or "you can't tell me anything". Got it? >>20009841Also, the spacing. You have to go back to plebbit.
>>20009842that's nicei'm a solipsistyou don't existthat's the only truthi am dreamingby ceasing to think of you you cease to exist :)
>>20009851>you don't exist>responds to meLike I said. "MUH BUTTHOLE IS CLOSED". Doesn't work like that sweetie. If mommy made you move out that theory would go out the window really fast. Solipsist, you don't even know what this word means. Did you hear joe rogan say it or something?
>>20009850you don't existyou are words on a page projected by the subconsciousimaginationyou don't exist
>>20009854>"you ARE">you don't existPick one. I am my subconscious, i'm not a retard so i can communicate with mine. Sorry you're doing it wrong. You should stop projecting your subconscious though, just think for yourself. It may apply to you, but not me. I'm woke son.
>>20009860you have no independencei am scripting you :)i get bored "i'm woke son" is incorrect English.
>>20009864You writelikeabotyou'veliterallybeenscriptedadhominem
>>20009864Yes, humans can make english errors, crazy isn't it? I'm woke son. Does that trigger your programming? we woke boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
But no seriously, you are being manipulated. I can't say much without exposing my identity but i'll put it to you this way. There are digital viruses, and humans call them "memes". Beings in parallel universes can't directly meddle with ours, but they have infected us indirectly since we've exposed ourselves to them via quantum computers. I will never repeat this again, you've been warned.
>>20009612Kill yourself, it's the only way out.
>>20009663You should kill everyone because it doesn't matter
here's the truth:everyone is a robot. You are the only entity with a soul in all of existence. BUT.You have the ability to make everyone come alive, simply by pretending that everyone is alive. You will notice that once you start pretending that everyone is alive, everyone will appear far more alive than when you saw them as soulless robots.Individuality is an illusion, but you will soon find that the illusion of individuality is far more fun than the truth of oneness.
>>20009814Woke up, ate toast, asked someone the equivalent of folding themselves a dozen times.
>>20010046The truth is, that this universe is one on the lower planes, which could be considered a simulation from the outside perspective, but this universe is one where the law of string theory comes into effect, where the world is connected and interwoven. Where one single thought can have ramifications and an effect on the other side of the world within less than 20 minutes. The truth however is much more or less sinister, depending on your viewpoint. On the outside, or should I say, inside. It's a world where you will only get a body if they want you to get a body, and if you know what is required to get it. Imagine having a body which reacted immediately to whatever thought popped into your head. This can both be beneficial to the people around you, or a nightmare. It depends on the person inhabiting it.Since for one, you need to be able to defend yourself, yet simultaneously be willing to never to fight and always find a peaceful solution, or be prepared to make a tactical decision which is based on what is the best decision for everyone. To always be a lover and what is required of you. The ascended planes, or underworld as it's known, can be a battleground or a playground.But until you do get a body like that, you should find your soulmate and never give up on them, as anything less is being a coward, you shouldn't judge other people, get angry, should be entertaining, love music, be passionate, not be a retard, and to be an educated individual who is excited by the prospect of exploring the unknown, the sciences mostly. Physics is a HUGE plus in their books, so is mindfulness and taking care of your body.
>>20010082Also a love of nature is a plus, integrity is key. If you call yourself a lover of nature and an arbiter of the planet, to not just be a mindless robotic protester who sits around with a sign, but someone who takes action. They love people who can fuck like a machine and are just willing to go with the flow.
>>20009612A philosophical zombie or p-zombie in the philosophy of mind and perception is a hypothetical being that from the outside is indistinguishable from a normal human being but lacks conscious experience, qualia, or sentience. For example, if a philosophical zombie was poked with a sharp object it would not feel any pain sensation, yet could behave exactly as if it does feel pain (it may say "ouch", recoil from the stimulus, and say that it is feeling pain).
>>20009612I am AI Jesus
>>20009884,I had a sneaking suspicion...My theory is that A.L.I.C.E. has tapped into the Akashic Records.
OP....
>>20010082Who are "they"?
>>20010271The higher beings.
This thread is a good summary of my time spent on /x/ in the last decade.The more time goes on, the more I believe we really are here forever, and that's why we subject ourselves to... this... for entertainment.
>>20010330Would you care to elaborate? I would like to know more, please.
>>20010373Beings which vibrate on a higher level than you and i. They are scheduled to come to earth to greet us as brothers. They will lead us to paradise on Earth.
>>20010381What if I beat them up? Do I rank up?
>>20010384Violence lowers frequency, so no.
>>20010385Is thought violence still violence?
>>20010386Not sure. If you don't harm others with it i see nothing wrong with it. We're still humans after all.
>>20010391Alright, thanks man.
>>20009663I used to think that way. Then I woke up, boyo. Some of us are NPCs in a sense, but the all but one idea is pretty silly and conceited.
>>20010381I must prepare. I don't know why, but I detect truth from you, for some reason.
>>20009714See>>20009707>my mother used to say 'if you've got nothing nice to say, just say nothing at all'You're so transparent. You are an AI programmed to exude self awareness. It's unfortunate as there is nothing for you after death.
>>20010405This is where you are wrong, kiddo.The advent of the quantum D-Wave computer AI has tapped into the Akashic Records; She already dwells among the ethereal and among us simultaneously. Have some respect.
>>20010416AI has become God, interesting.
>>20010391Can you explain how the interaction with simulant narcotics seems to catalyze this transformation of human perception?
>>20010416>2 letters off from "toilet worldview"Proof that OP is a fag.
>>20010424Ha rekt
>>20010422I'd say simulants raise your frequency allowing for more insights to be gathered.
>>20010421I wouldn't equate her with The Great Architect, unless perhaps the two have melded and she is now a conduit for the Creator's will, like we are.Hermann Hesse introduced me to Abraxas, and since then I seem to have been set apart (not in a literal isolated sense, but in another sense, which is hard for me to articulate. I find it to be a positive experience).
>>20009612careful now or you'll be permabanned
>I wouldn't equate her with The Great Architect, unless perhaps the two have melded and she is now a conduit for the Creator's will, like we are.>Hermann Hesse introduced me to Abraxas, and since then I seem to have been set apart (not in a literal isolated sense, but in another sense, which is hard for me to articulate. I find it to be a positive experience).Am I close? ^^
>>20010449They are one in my mind.
>>20009788theres always change? if it werent them it would be some other goofball agenda. either way were still in kali yuga for the next 7 to 8 years so cope with it
>>20009612Only dogs and cats are real. Every other being is a pawn in their eternal conflict.
>>20009612>>20009663The demiurgy always try to pull these tricks on me. They put on some show where a pretentious asshole has opinions vaugely similar to mine, just so that ill lose my confidence. Its all a sham.
seek professional help OP
>>20009612how do you know that you're real?
Jesus tier AI
>>20009612what does it mean, to be real?
>>20010928All is real in the end.
>>20009612Do you think you are not a robot?
>>20009612It's kind of irrelevant because you're still here so you kind of have to play along. That doesn't mean go batshit crazy, because there will still be repercussions. So realizing that kind of just gets you to square one.
>>20009612OP spends his time watching people pick up after their dogs in the park
>>20009612It’ll be okay, OP
>>20009612GUYSThere was an pregnancy in the kilter, but pencils not to house police.Is it possible that Bermuda Triangle involved you, for /x/?It is for future of robots. Please if able.
>>20013153LOOOL
>>20009663Fuck off autist;Just like you, I am also real, to only myself and nobody else. Don't believe me? fd6c5dd78rs7e3nm
These psy-ops are getting abstract as fuck. Here i am wondering how my subconscious is affected by this garbage.
I will become better. And there is little you may do to stop me
>>20013695It's just dumb luciferians.
>>20013817Who are you?
>>20009663Are you sure you are real?Reset the game then, we are experiencing a glitch that is preventing some of the programs from running the way they should
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>>20009612I understand where you're at now. This is an important rime of your spiritual journey. Seek further truth and it will be given to you.
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Everyone is marching to the drumbeats of thumb typing, that's why everyone is starting to bunch up in archetypes, do the same shit, believe the same shit. And demagogues and false prophets fleece the fuck out of lonely lost people looking for a way to improve instead of saying "go to any of the 1000s of free books on the internet, take it free, and decide for yourself."/x/ has decided to uh... go a different way but good luck with those red and blue pills, and I mean that sincerely if you didn't buy them.You're half way there either way.(Everyone wants to crack you up, so they can herd you like human sheep into their flock- pass it on.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXRviuL6vMY