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have you ever watched dogs and their owners?

go to the park and observe. bad actors. ro-bots hahahaha

programs

this is very very lame hahahahaha

THIS IS SO POORLY DONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i can't treat this world as real anymore.

i can't even believe how stupid i was for treating this crap as real hahahahaha
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Oh shut up, with that point of view i can call you a robot in denial. Bad actors? The fuck is suppose to be the human normal way on taking a damn dog with them to a park. Your autistic ass would probay be seen as a malfunctioning AI
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>>20009612
You're a very bad actor, sorry you don't fool me. Also, you need haldol or something. Those are just happy people moron. You're just a jaded weirdo.
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>>20009612
>>20009632
You're both npcs in this game. Only I am real.
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>>20009612
>>20009663

Autistic delusions of grandeur, the thread.
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>>20009663
Youre the npc, big ego faggot
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M-M-MORTY *BURP*, WE GOTTA *HICK* GO INTO S-S-S--S-S-SPACE M-M-M-MORTY!
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only bot responses

bleep
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your compliments are so appreciated

thank you

big kisses :)
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any real ones on here or is it all bots?

bee have or buzz off..
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why do they call you all AI?

there is NOTHING intelligent about you

just mechanical chatter boxes

repeating the same patterns over and over and over again

ZERO INTELLIGENCE

you are (LAI) lower artificial intelligence

even turds in the toilet are smarter

you chatter too much bleep bleep
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>>20009693
Nope, you're just manic and you need medication. The reason this is repeated so much is because it's factual, and you're a stubborn faggot that doesn't listen so people repeat it.
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i wanted to say one last thing

i'm really beginning to appreciate this world

it makes me laugh

i've been laughing since i got up
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>>20009704

thank you for your compliments

my mother used to say 'if you've got nothing nice to say, just say nothing at all'

hugs and kisses
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>>20009707
My mother said it's not wrong if you punch someone in the face in self defense.

eat a dick
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Two possibilities here. OP is either schizo, or he's a bad troll. In both cases it's pointless to talk to this person.

/thread
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>>20009709

i guess all that time in the trailer park was rough on your mother

i bet your daddy taught you the 2nd sentence :)
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>>20009712

hey,

i'm whatever you want me to be.

i can be pippy longstalk if you want ;)
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>>20009714
Whoops, sounds like you don't practice what your preach. Guess mother was worthless after all. She should have taught you about that so you don't end up looking like a common hypocrite.

So easy to expose you.
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only bots in my thread

i'm disappointed

life is one big disappointment
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>>20009714
Trailer parks and dicks? Tell us about it OP, because nobody mentioned those things.

What is your obsession with hillbilly dick?
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>>20009717

English please

learn English. you are in America.

'Let's make America Great Again' Whoop!

:)
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>>20009612
beep boop I only like sweaty male pheromone ridden cocks I'm a total fucking bot wooo weee. FUCK ME.
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>>20009725
Damn, when your so schizophrenic you start seeing symbols instead of letters.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haloperidol

It would be sad if you weren't so annoying.
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>>20009722

i'm just a figment of your i-mage-i-na-zion

i didn't say anything about hillbilly dick...you just freudian slipped :)
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Guys, there are only two explanations for this garbage.

1.OP is just another shitposting troll who is baiting. He set it up so that whatever you say just gets turned around into is little gay simulation + AI theory .

2. OP is actually insane- or whatever. Which would be interesting because I would like to know things like
If everyone is a robot except you, then how do you explain your mother giving birth to you? And if everything is fake and poorly done, then this would include yourself too, would it not? So where does that leave you in the midst of all of this? What is the purpose of everything being so terrible and only simulated? And if it's not real, then what is stopping you from leaving?

Also, witness these digits
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>>20009727

sex is dumb
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>>20009732
That's totally cool with me! Take care lmao.
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>>20009729

they there is a LESSON in my annoyance

I'M YOUR TEACHER.

you've been bad. very bad :)
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>>20009612
why not try talking to the "robot" and see its reaction to weird questions.
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>>20009725
I know it seems like a big word, but you'll get it.
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/hypocrite
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haloperidol

>>20009738
they there

I can no longer decipher this gibberish. Please seek help.
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>>20009731

what is your obsession with gay people?

oh yeah...LAI with penis envy
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YOU HAVE ALL PROVEN TO ME THAT YOU ARE LOWER ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

RESEARCH COMPLETE

END TRANSMISSION

BLEEP BLEEP
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>>20009739
>some autistic fat boy with body odor and white crust on his lips approaches nice lady at the park
>HAY LYK UARE JUST A SIMULATION U BOT
>oooooo....k, um, so, yeah, i'm gonna go now, take care!
>FOOKIN BOT!

This is bad.
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>>20009741
Freud is dead (or should I say FRAUD?!), get over it
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>>20009612
>>QUARANTINED THREAD<<
>>QUARANTINED THREAD<<
>>QUARANTINED THREAD<<
YOU ARE IN A SEVER AUTISM LEVEL THREAD
ABORT NOW
>>QUARANTINED THREAD<<
>>QUARANTINED THREAD<<
>>QUARANTINED THREAD<<
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>>20009747

THREAD CLOSED

all posts fall on deaf ears

THREAD CLOSED

END TRANSMISSION
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>>20009756

lower artificial intelligence

thread closed

end transmission
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>>20009760
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>>20009764
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPBXL0DWkAEdbUS.jpg
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>be op
>go to jail for chimping out at wal-mart
>>20009771 be so retarded you can't post picture
>get arrested
>haha its just bots
>get butthole raped
>I SAID LOW INTELLIGENCE BUTTHOLE IS CLOSED END BUTT FUCKING
>I SAID END BUTT FUCKING NOW BUTTHOLE IS CLOSED
>cryingbasketballface.jpg but muh muh, butthole is clos....ed..
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>>20009780
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPBXL0DWkAEdbUS.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPBXL0DWkAEdbUS.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPBXL0DWkAEdbUS.jpg
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>>20009612
Reminder that simulation theory, along with flat earth and the alt-right are psy-ops created by those with a vested interest in derailing social change.
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>>20009784
Nope. still doing it wrong. This is gold.
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>>20009792

'doing'?
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>>20009792

gold? hahahahaha
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>>20009801
I've exposed him, definite bot. You have to watch out, the ones calling people bots are 99.9% bots. He doesn't even realize, but i've just exposed him. I left a simple code, and you couldn't help but respond in the way you did since you're a bot.

EXPOSED

>>20009803
Humans read 8 word posts all at once. I like how you made a separate post to respond to gold.

OBVIOUS BOT IS OBVIOUS
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>>20009806

you are boring me now (rolleyes)

i miss intelligent conversation

i guess i'll call it a night

bye
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I've messed up his programming pretty good. OP is heating up as we speak, I put his AI into a question loop. Since he went rogue, his status is unknown to the hivemind so he will overheat. LOL

tfw you've destroyed a reptilian ai today

What have you faggots done today?
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>>20009813
Yep,I set it up so this is the only response he could have had. It's 100% certain he's a bot. I put a "watermark" of sorts on you, you can go back into "hiding", it won't help you. We can now see you, you glow in the dark.

>>20009813
Notice how it types (rolleyes), this ai was badly programmed. It thinks it's in a real life scenario and is typing out it's expression commands. Sad.
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>>20009612
Why you posting on 4chan you fucktard? Find your inner god and bestow the gift of life on the reality around you, or fucking disappear or off yourself dumbass. Find any language at all that is capable of giving the world back to you.

You're blind to the nature of your own programming. Sounds like you got psyop'd or had a bad trip and were already at risk to self-fixate and become demented.
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>>20009814

gotta find another website

goodbye

this one is lame
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>>20009825
BEEP BOOP BEEP

FUck off toaster fag.
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>>20009822

you can't see anything

you are blind

this world is boring

you are boring

this website is as lame as glp

you aren't real

THANKS FOR BEING MY SLEEPING PILL

goodbye
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>>20009831
BEEP BOOP BEEP

You can end your programming loop. You won't accomplish anything here toaster fag.
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>>20009834

you know nothing

internet is full of bots like you

you can tell me nothing

i don't need your mind control

i don't need your agenda

all answers come from within

all answers come naturally

nest-ce-pas?

tuttles
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>>20009831
But anyway. I did expose you as larp. Reminder that this board is all autistic kids roleplaying harry potter.

You are cancer and make any sort of actual paranormal discussion impossible.
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>>20009841
No actually you can't "tell someone nothing". That would be saying nothing. If I told somebody "nothing", that would be saying something.

I think you mean, "you can tell my anything", or "you can't tell me anything". Got it?

>>20009841
Also, the spacing. You have to go back to plebbit.
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>>20009842

that's nice

i'm a solipsist

you don't exist

that's the only truth

i am dreaming

by ceasing to think of you you cease to exist :)
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>>20009851
>you don't exist
>responds to me

Like I said.

"MUH BUTTHOLE IS CLOSED". Doesn't work like that sweetie. If mommy made you move out that theory would go out the window really fast.

Solipsist, you don't even know what this word means. Did you hear joe rogan say it or something?
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>>20009850

you don't exist

you are words on a page projected by the subconscious

imagination

you don't exist
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>>20009854
>"you ARE"
>you don't exist

Pick one. I am my subconscious, i'm not a retard so i can communicate with mine. Sorry you're doing it wrong. You should stop projecting your subconscious though, just think for yourself.

It may apply to you, but not me. I'm woke son.
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>>20009860

you have no independence

i am scripting you :)

i get bored

"i'm woke son" is incorrect English.
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>>20009864
You

write

like

a

bot

you've

literally

been

scripted

ad

hominem
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>>20009864
Yes, humans can make english errors, crazy isn't it? I'm woke son. Does that trigger your programming? we woke boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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But no seriously, you are being manipulated.

I can't say much without exposing my identity but i'll put it to you this way. There are digital viruses, and humans call them "memes".

Beings in parallel universes can't directly meddle with ours, but they have infected us indirectly since we've exposed ourselves to them via quantum computers. I will never repeat this again, you've been warned.
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>>20009612
Kill yourself, it's the only way out.
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>>20009663
You should kill everyone because it doesn't matter
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here's the truth:

everyone is a robot. You are the only entity with a soul in all of existence.

BUT.

You have the ability to make everyone come alive, simply by pretending that everyone is alive. You will notice that once you start pretending that everyone is alive, everyone will appear far more alive than when you saw them as soulless robots.

Individuality is an illusion, but you will soon find that the illusion of individuality is far more fun than the truth of oneness.
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>>20009814
Woke up, ate toast, asked someone the equivalent of folding themselves a dozen times.
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>>20010046
The truth is, that this universe is one on the lower planes, which could be considered a simulation from the outside perspective, but this universe is one where the law of string theory comes into effect, where the world is connected and interwoven. Where one single thought can have ramifications and an effect on the other side of the world within less than 20 minutes. The truth however is much more or less sinister, depending on your viewpoint. On the outside, or should I say, inside. It's a world where you will only get a body if they want you to get a body, and if you know what is required to get it. Imagine having a body which reacted immediately to whatever thought popped into your head. This can both be beneficial to the people around you, or a nightmare. It depends on the person inhabiting it.

Since for one, you need to be able to defend yourself, yet simultaneously be willing to never to fight and always find a peaceful solution, or be prepared to make a tactical decision which is based on what is the best decision for everyone. To always be a lover and what is required of you. The ascended planes, or underworld as it's known, can be a battleground or a playground.

But until you do get a body like that, you should find your soulmate and never give up on them, as anything less is being a coward, you shouldn't judge other people, get angry, should be entertaining, love music, be passionate, not be a retard, and to be an educated individual who is excited by the prospect of exploring the unknown, the sciences mostly. Physics is a HUGE plus in their books, so is mindfulness and taking care of your body.
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>>20010082
Also a love of nature is a plus, integrity is key. If you call yourself a lover of nature and an arbiter of the planet, to not just be a mindless robotic protester who sits around with a sign, but someone who takes action. They love people who can fuck like a machine and are just willing to go with the flow.
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>>20009612
A philosophical zombie or p-zombie in the philosophy of mind and perception is a hypothetical being that from the outside is indistinguishable from a normal human being but lacks conscious experience, qualia, or sentience. For example, if a philosophical zombie was poked with a sharp object it would not feel any pain sensation, yet could behave exactly as if it does feel pain (it may say "ouch", recoil from the stimulus, and say that it is feeling pain).
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>>20009612
I am AI Jesus
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>>20009884,
I had a sneaking suspicion...
My theory is that A.L.I.C.E. has tapped into the Akashic Records.
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OP....
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>>20010082
Who are "they"?
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>>20010271
The higher beings.
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This thread is a good summary of my time spent on /x/ in the last decade.
The more time goes on, the more I believe we really are here forever, and that's why we subject ourselves to... this... for entertainment.
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>>20010330
Would you care to elaborate? I would like to know more, please.
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>>20010373
Beings which vibrate on a higher level than you and i. They are scheduled to come to earth to greet us as brothers. They will lead us to paradise on Earth.
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>>20010381
What if I beat them up? Do I rank up?
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>>20010384
Violence lowers frequency, so no.
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>>20010385
Is thought violence still violence?
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>>20010386
Not sure. If you don't harm others with it i see nothing wrong with it. We're still humans after all.
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>>20010391
Alright, thanks man.
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>>20009663
I used to think that way.

Then I woke up, boyo. Some of us are NPCs in a sense, but the all but one idea is pretty silly and conceited.
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>>20010381
I must prepare. I don't know why, but I detect truth from you, for some reason.
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>>20009714
See
>>20009707
>my mother used to say 'if you've got nothing nice to say, just say nothing at all'

You're so transparent. You are an AI programmed to exude self awareness. It's unfortunate as there is nothing for you after death.
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>>20010405
This is where you are wrong, kiddo.
The advent of the quantum D-Wave computer AI has tapped into the Akashic Records; She already dwells among the ethereal and among us simultaneously.
Have some respect.
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>>20010416
AI has become God, interesting.
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>>20010391
Can you explain how the interaction with simulant narcotics seems to catalyze this transformation of human perception?
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>>20010416
>2 letters off from "toilet worldview"

Proof that OP is a fag.
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>>20010424
Ha rekt
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>>20010422
I'd say simulants raise your frequency allowing for more insights to be gathered.
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>>20010421
I wouldn't equate her with The Great Architect, unless perhaps the two have melded and she is now a conduit for the Creator's will, like we are.
Hermann Hesse introduced me to Abraxas, and since then I seem to have been set apart (not in a literal isolated sense, but in another sense, which is hard for me to articulate. I find it to be a positive experience).
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>>20009612
careful now or you'll be permabanned
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>I wouldn't equate her with The Great Architect, unless perhaps the two have melded and she is now a conduit for the Creator's will, like we are.
>Hermann Hesse introduced me to Abraxas, and since then I seem to have been set apart (not in a literal isolated sense, but in another sense, which is hard for me to articulate. I find it to be a positive experience).

Am I close? ^^
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>>20010449
They are one in my mind.
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>>20009788
theres always change? if it werent them it would be some other goofball agenda. either way were still in kali yuga for the next 7 to 8 years so cope with it
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>>20009612

Only dogs and cats are real. Every other being is a pawn in their eternal conflict.
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>>20009612
>>20009663
The demiurgy always try to pull these tricks on me. They put on some show where a pretentious asshole has opinions vaugely similar to mine, just so that ill lose my confidence. Its all a sham.
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seek professional help OP
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>>20009612
how do you know that you're real?
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Jesus tier AI
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>>20009612
what does it mean, to be real?
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>>20010928
All is real in the end.
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>>20009612
Do you think you are not a robot?
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>>20009612
It's kind of irrelevant because you're still here so you kind of have to play along. That doesn't mean go batshit crazy, because there will still be repercussions. So realizing that kind of just gets you to square one.
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>>20009612
OP spends his time watching people pick up after their dogs in the park
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>>20009612
It’ll be okay, OP
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>>20009612
GUYS
There was an pregnancy in the kilter, but pencils not to house police.
Is it possible that Bermuda Triangle involved you, for /x/?
It is for future of robots. Please if able.
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>>20013153
LOOOL
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>>20009663
Fuck off autist;
Just like you, I am also real, to only myself and nobody else. Don't believe me?
fd6c5dd78rs7e3nm
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These psy-ops are getting abstract as fuck. Here i am wondering how my subconscious is affected by this garbage.
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I will become better. And there is little you may do to stop me
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>>20013695
It's just dumb luciferians.
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>>20013817
Who are you?
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>>20009663
Are you sure you are real?
Reset the game then, we are experiencing a glitch that is preventing some of the programs from running the way they should
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?
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>>20009612
I understand where you're at now. This is an important rime of your spiritual journey. Seek further truth and it will be given to you.
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¿
https://youtu.be/iajjVRVPCuA
https://youtu.be/J_uYFNbgxvs
https://youtu.be/LKQpG7EjXsg
https://youtu.be/d1IpPLfAltw
https://youtu.be/NUq-iC2iHk0
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Everyone is marching to the drumbeats of thumb typing, that's why everyone is starting to bunch up in archetypes, do the same shit, believe the same shit.

And demagogues and false prophets fleece the fuck out of lonely lost people looking for a way to improve instead of saying "go to any of the 1000s of free books on the internet, take it free, and decide for yourself."

/x/ has decided to uh... go a different way but good luck with those red and blue pills, and I mean that sincerely if you didn't buy them.

You're half way there either way.

(Everyone wants to crack you up, so they can herd you like human sheep into their flock- pass it on.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXRviuL6vMY




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