Victoria Justice no autism thread
true story incoming>used to work as a host in a famous NYC restaurant/dessert shop>always a wait, would make hundreds of dollars in tips on a busy day dealing with celebrities/regular people handshaking me $100 dollar bills to cut the line (no reservations)>late one weeknight maybe around 9 or 10, restaurant is full but only 1 or 2 people waiting>couple comes in with a young, pretty attractive girl. parents look wealthy so i stiffen up hoping they'll tip me for a table>start talking to them, tell them its a 45 minute wait but "ill see what i can do">"oh that would be great, we just got here from LA and are starving!">ask them if its their first time at our restaurant, first time in NYC?>no, she's an actress - we're in NY often>girl is shy and looks down at her feet blushing>i say oh cool, what do you do?>the parents incredulously say "shes on the disney channel, this is victoria justice">idk who the fuck that is, but cool - welcome>get them a table upstairs where we usually put celebrities>while shes up there some little kids on the main floor are freaking out "omg omg omg was that victoria justice??">i google her, oh shit shes a disney star, millions of followers etc etc>remember her blushing, check her age - shes 20 at the time (roughly my age)>start talking to coworkers, im the only one whos single/not gay, gotta make a move>write my name and number on a slip of receipt paper>she comes downstairs to use the bathroom, we make eye contact and she smiles before looking down again>after the bathroom she comes out and takes some pictures with the kids, her parents come downstairs and are smiling>"thank you so much! victoria loved it, you were very nice">victoria says "thank you!" and opens her arms to hug me>we hug, it's alright>"thanks for coming! here's my number if you want to stop in again or have a host to show you around NY">she blushes and smiles, parents smile, they leaveparents didn't tip me, she never called. fuck your mistress.
>>3045558I said: no autism
>>3045559I-I-I know I-I d-d-don't d-deserve h-her g-good s-s-sir; an-any r-real m-man would s-satisfy h-her c-completely... I-I h-hope y-you a-are not u-upset sh-she i-is w-with a-a beta s-sponge i-instead o-of r-real m-men l-like y-you...
Ever since someone brought up her ridiculously tiny head, I cant stop noticing it.
>>3045564Maddie, pls
>>3045564Now that I zoom in I'm starting to see what you're talking about.What is now seen cannot be unseen.
I accidentally my VJ folderPost some rare VJs
B-Believe m-me g-good s-sir, sh-she h-has a-a mean streak th-that y-you d-d-don't w-w-want t-to be on the w-w-wrong side o-of... I-I know m-many m-men w-w-w-would gladly p-put u-up w-w-with h-her e-even if she w-was abusive b-because sh-she i-is a very b-beautiful woman...
>>3045581Accidentally what?
>>3045564Her double nose is worse
>>3045588I accidentally
>>3045588I accidentally the folder
>>3045589ffs. can't unsee
>>3045564um...fug
Blondetoria > spictoria
>>3045564>>3045580>>3045589>>3045598>>3045612(You)>>3045615>>3045593>>3045561>those legs and feets>might cumJust did
>>3045731I really need her to do a lesbian scene.
>>3045896No thats gross
>>3045765BIG
>>3045558>parents say she's a Disney star>wasn't on Disney at allYou goddamn liar piece of shit
>>3045666Satan trips confirm
I wanna hug her
>>3045566Amazon Mads is mad
>>3045945OP SAID NO AUTISM!
no, no autism
>>3046088Her mexican genes are kicking in fast
>>3046089your retard genes kicking in fast
>>3045765Yeah her head is literally golfbal tier. It's really bad when her hair doesnt cover the sides.
>>3046091Is the double nose a mexican feature?
>>3046100ask your mom
>>3045992id love to see that fat brown hairy and smelly ass wide open
>>3046103VJ is not my mom
>>3046110Deadeyes.
VICKY VICKY! I wuv you my waifu I want to squeeze your little cheeks! Oh and have 3 vietnamese-polish-latino children with you. We can sail into the sunset on my boat. I built it just for you to smuggle you out of that bastard nation.Vicky is love. Vicky is life.
>>3046123I'd cheat on victoria with maddu
>>3046134More Vicky for me then <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
>>3046137respect my wife
>>3046134Maddie GTFO
>>3046153I'm glad that Victoria got KLOSSED.
>>3046153>the virgin mexican and the chad germanic
>>3046163Maddie go away!
Now that August Ames passed away, can Maddy become the new best latina pornstar?
>>3046181they don't allow genital herpes
>>3046189This rumor got out of hand
>>3046196>rumordont make me post the pic
>>3046197Post a pic of yourself after that
>>3046189aint no fooging no genital herpes
>>3046214VJ thighs are best thighs.
>>3045560ay stutterbro
>>3046212this photo sucks. why is she next to a dumpster. she is just asking to be called trash.
>>3046368What kind of a trash whore reveals her bellybutton in public like that?
>>3046371you're mom
>>3046372I wish VJ was my mom
>>3046167What a great box to munch on
>>3046134Don't have to cheat I'd do a 3sum
>>3046372>you're mom>you are mom
>>3046557fuck off newfag
>>3046557Big yum super suvkable apoo toes!
>>3046181>August Ames>LatinawatShe was a Jew from Canada.
>>3046371Dave, plz
>>3046874I like Slav VJ.
>>3046214She needs to let me get her pregnant ASAP.
>>3047072GIB NORDIC VJ GF!
