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hm how do I get a straight guy to let me give him a bj no strings attached

My barber was telling me the other week about his gay friend who once offered to suck him and he refused which got me horny bc my barber is kinda hot in the trashy eastern Euro muscle way

But it got me thinking about these two hot str8 co-workers I had in my job that I left recently bc it was taking away from my college work

We were quite friendly with each other and they both live locally

One of them doesn't know I'm gay but the other is well aware and treats me the same as everyone else, I semi jokingly told him I was into him on my last day and his reaction was kind of an embarrassed laugh

I wanna slob on both their knobs so bad is alcohol the best way to achieve this? Should I text them or ask in person? Does being a masc gay hurt my chances?

What should I do? Theyre around 19-22 and both are single

Pls share your experiences with me
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>>1644408

Actually, straight guys will put their dick almost ANYWHERE. Nobody would consider them "gay" for getting a blowjob.

It's other guys' dicks that *freak* *them* *out*
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>>1646634

I've thought of similar tactics, too. Craigslist would be even better, because a really straight guy wouldn't have a Grindr account...maybe Manhunt at best.
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OP here party is tonight guys i might make a casual remark if the situation is right

Wish me luck
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>>1643425
Step 1: be attractive
Step 2: don't be unattractive

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>>1645131
nice
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>>1645131
Anyone else notice the dog creeping on the blanket?
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Hot naked men in suits
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>>1646691
all i can think is wtf does he do for a living that his cubicle looks like that and is running Windows98?
>>1646703
it's like he's wearing a sweater under his suit, which would be weird if he weren't gorgeous
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>>1647056
Looks like he has a badge that could double as a key card. He might work for an engineering firm that requires security clearance due to their government contracts. The software could be something proprietary.

On the other hand it looks like he has a madcats controller on his desk too, so maybe it's just an old ass picture. jun02 in the filename could mean that it's a 15 year old picture, in which case running Windows XP or something would not be unreasonable.
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>>1647059
all fair
what's that Hellcats background?
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Post sexy boys with dogs.
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>>1645182
why did that pretty boy put a sweater on his dog?
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>>1645909
Want him and his cute doggos under my tree this year desu
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>>1647297
>tfw I'll never be either of those dogs

Another cuddle thread because there simply isn't enough to go around.

Also why don't you have a bf?
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>>1647043
>For more opinions see >>1647038
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>>1647047
That's not an opinion, it's an objective fact that most people's lives aren't as sad as someone who sits around trolling a gay porn board. There are people in India with absolutely nothing who live happier, more fulfilling lives than that.
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>>1647047
ok poltard May be you can explain how you got to this conclusion >>1647041
>ib4 pasta
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>>1647049
>people
>in India
No wonder you say so. You're retarded.
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>>1646990
What? But I love my bf? I used to hate myself for being gay and that there never will be a guy for me cause they are all promiscuous. But then I realised once I met this guy. That if I wasn't gay I wouldn't have ever met such a wonderful person. And I came to conclusion that I was happy to be gay cause I found the love of my life

It's this time of the year again...
Post some sexy Santas or polar bears in general.
Don't post any pics with fake beards and stuff.
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Does this count?
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>>1646933
no

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Post some hot PR actors.
Shirtless, in underwear, showing their bulges, naked, etc.

Last one reach limit
>>1523291
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>>1642326
Hot. Moar?
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>>1645792
he's hot and have a nice cute bulge

Gahhh idk, i just watched "Baby driver" on my droid box and was just in aw about "baby".. I know im not the only one who finds him hot.
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Who has the more punchable face? This guy or Miles Teller?
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>>1646842
Miles Teller, by far. This kid mostly acts like a kid.

Miles Teller walks around with that punchable face and acts like the world owes him one for his 'magnificent' existence.
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But 4chan said Ansel is one of 12 celebrities I forgot was trans...
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>>1646818
>You are worthless and you have no place questioning or complaining about anything or anyone.
>all this snobbery coming from a faggot, posting on a gay porn board, on a degenerate website
K Y S

Y Y

S Y K
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>>1646625
>butthurt because he's ugly and will never kiss a handsome man and will forever work in a restaurant

lmao

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>>16452
If you guys are trying to gaslight me and Dennis me with lack of response and affection on and affection off bullshit, I'll tell you right now it turns me off more than it makes me want to fuck you, desu it makes you seem slimy and scummy the same way it did to the guy I like.
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>>1645681
There's no danger yet as it still mostly popular, and we hate our politicians more. That said the Queens pretty much the only thing holding the edifice together.
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Looks like an inbred.
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>>1641854
yogurt
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>>1643238

it wouldn't matter much to the royal family if england becomes a republic. the properties and income that they would "lose" they don't actually own. the government collects and owns these things "in the queen's name" but it's the government who actually owns and controls the property and spends the income. there are separate properties that the royal family actually controls and derives income from and are considered their private property and they'll keep them if england goes republic.

would the other kingdoms follow england if england decides to become a republic? scotland will probably use it as an opportunity to separate from england. the margin in the last plebiscite was narrow.

the biggest impact on them would be that they would have more time for themselves since they would not be required to do official functions and tours.

Post a big guys with small cocks
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me
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>>1646935
Small cocks not fat fucks
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my younger bro
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hung men flaunting their meaty bulges

preferably self shot and including face though all fat and obvious bulges are welcome
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>>1647050
>Anyways I'm not hard
Me neither.
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>>1645850
that's him
https://www.datalounge.com/thread/18981524-samuel-o-toole-
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>>1647044
I'm telling your mother
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>>1647065
who put you on the planet :(
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>>1643653
>1643653
It is a shop. I cannot find the original, but he's a normal sized person and it's way more attractive.

we've seen their dicks. we all have stories. post real shit only!
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my son
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>>1602939


tmw you recognize someone & now know what their cock looks like
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>>1647186

How the fuck can you recognize him from that??
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>>1647188

..are you retarded? op posted 4 pics, one of which thankfully was a face pic
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>>1647188

if you recognized someone by their dick why the hell would you make a post thanking op for letting you see said dick.

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Just seeing this thread makes me want to move to Alabama so I can vote for Roy Moore
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>>1647166
Like he's gonna do anything about the black population. He'll be too busy creeping on girls at the mall. The price you degenerates are willing to pay for your petty hatred...

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Things you hate in porn:

Gay-for-pay-but-not-really
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1. Skipping the undressing and going right to the blowjob / penetration.

2.
>Man enters and watch other man.
>Kiss without saying more than 3 sentences.
>Sex scene.

3. Straight to Gay videos all being like
>I’ll kiss you u3u
>Wtf dude, no! I’m not gay.
>Common <3
>Ok
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>>1646780
4. No emotions or dialogue, just hunger for sex
>My towel fell off / I’m being watched on the shower / Someone is jerking at me / Someone is rubbing my body.
>Ok, time for sex.

5. Seduction = Rubbing someone’s bulge.

6. No plot at all.

I swear 70% of Non-premium Gay porn is like this and it’s the main is why I keep looking for CFNM porn.
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>>1642707
All the condom hate.
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>>1643173
this, miss you stu
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>>1646780

I think you don't not grok the point of porn.


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