YOU KNOW THE RULESNAMECOLOURLOCATIONLET'S GET THIS SHITSHOW GOING
>>3268289>Ooga Booga>Brown>Chad
>>3268289PurpleConstantinople Name above
>>3268289The GayPinkEdinburg
>>3268289French EmpireEdgy BlueFrance
>>3268289Thanks for hosting at this time OP, appreciate it!>Microsoft tech support>Cyan>India
>>3268289Greater IraqRedIraq
>>3268344Gotta reset my bonus
>>3268289>Shekeldom>Yellow>Israel
Teutonic KnightsLatviaOrange
>>3268341Forgot name
>>3268368>>3268366>>3268331>>3268321>>3268298>>3268297And that's enough people!>>3268341kys!
test
>>3268396Conquer France
>>3268396Fill Greece
>>3268396Really surprised how many is online to play right now! Rolling. Fill more India (same region as am already in
>>3268396Iraq, not Iran.
>>3268396Gib more Israeli land.
>>3268408sorry!
>>3268396Fill Baltic Countries spills Finland
>>3268396>Sweden>Nordic Caliphate>Lime
>>3268289Damn it,I could have been in this thread if I didn't spend the past half an hour debunking flat earthers
>>3268396Fill Chad.
>>3268420I don't see why you can't join right now, we're just one round in
>>3268396Fill Scotland then Northumbria
>>3268420just join dude.
>>3268420
>>3268396Goyims for Israel,Blue,Israel,roll to invade south
>>3268450forgot name
>>3268420if the earth is round why isn't the risk map round?>>3268450i'm not letting you take another players land u degen fuck he already has israel
>>3268450Hello, you filthy gentile. Begone, you're no better than a Palestinian.
>>3268474Take France
>>3268474More Israeli lands.If spills, expand into Egypt.>>3268408Interested in a NAP?
>>3268474Good! Fill Iraq, then to Kuwait and Jordan.
>>3268474Fill Scotland then england
>>3268474Take Turkey, need that bonus.
>>3268474Fill region, spill south
>>3268474Fill Chad.
>>3268487No. You're a kike.
>>3268502Ouch. Rude.
>>3268474Oy vey,fineWorldwide Jihad,Blue,UAE,roll to invade saudi arabia
>>3268474Expand towards Norwegian southern coast
>>3268474Fill Lithuania spills Estonia then Finland
mupdato
>>3268542Attack Iraq through Jordan.
>>3268542Finish filling Cameroon. Spill Sudan.
>>3268542That's oman,not the UAE.I invade oman this round anyway
>>3268553Forgot bonus.
>>3268542Fill Iraq, then to Jordan.
>>3268557>>3268542Forgot bonus
>>3268542Further invade Turkey
>>3268542Fill England
>>3268542Take France
>>3268542Fill Baltics spills Finland
>>3268542Fill Norway, prioritizing the ballsack (southern part)
>>3268578NAP?
>>3268559Forgot Bonus too
>>3268542Fill
>>3268585sure
SOMEONE DUN GOOFED
>>3268618Fill Israel.
>>3268598You need to fill in the region completely to get the bonus.>>3268618Yer ma dun goof'd.Reclaim Israeli lands.
>>3268618take Normandy
>>3268618T U R K E Y
>>3268618Fill region, spill eastern India
>>3268618That's still not the UAE,but I invade UAE this round anyway
Finish filling Norway, spills go to Sweden, further spills go to Iceland
>>3268618Finish filling Ethiopia. Spill Sadun, please.
>>3268636Oh wait fug I did wrong too,remove 2 regions from Oman and change bonus
>>3268618Finish England then take 3 off normandy and fill ulster then ireland
>>3268618Fill Novgorod, spills Finland
>>3268645Yemen,fucking Yemen not Oman.Without Oman I'l have no bonus
I know a gay singaporianhe likes to be pissed on
>>3268694Fill Greece.
>>3268694Fill region spill Sri Lanka and the Maldives
>>3268694How did I even lose territories?Fill Israel.
>>3268694Take Kuwait, then fill Israel
>>3268694Finish Brittany then go for Burgundy
>>3268694N-nani OwOThanks for fixing up our fuck upsFill UAE and saudi arabia
>>3268694Fill Ulster and Ireland
>>3268694Fill that Russian province I'm in then Spills Novgorod, the province right above it
>>3268694Finish filling Ethiopia. Spill Sadun, please.
>>3268694Finish filling Sweden and head straight to the Netherlands
>>3268694may I join?moroccogreyGrizarolling to fill morrocoo
>>3268780say something funny and you can>>3268712is that you, piss-kun?who should be satania's wife
>>3268792Fuck off in Egypt.
>>3268694Is it too late to join?>Finnic Invaders>north eastern siberia>green
>>3268801>>3268792
>>3268792No..I am just a man who likes spaign anonFill djibouti,and spill into eritrea and Somalia
>>3268792Fill Israel, then to Sinai peninsula.
>>3268801yes you can join and roll next mupdate if you say something funny
>>3268792Crete, and Cyprus.
>>3268792Take BurgundySpills Gascony
>>3268802rolling to fill siberia
>>3268792Finish Sudan. Spill Eritrea. Any further spills go to Egypt.
>>3269128Boi how dare you
>>3268792Fill Mecklenburg, spills Denmark
>>3268792Fill Netherlands, spills go to belgium
>>3268792Fill Finland spills Poland
>>3268792Fill
>>3269133?
I was *not* joking about saying something funny.
>>3269187Run to Libya. It's like another shoah.
>>3269187Defence firstFill Netherlands then Belgium
>>3269187Take over Egypt
>>3269187Fill somalia,and Bahrain and Qatar(those 2 small islands near saudi arabia)
>>3269187Kill Red
>>3269187Back in highschool I had a friend in my psych class who was as edgy as I was and at the time I had no volume control or social awareness so we'd always be in the back of the classroom saying the damnedest things while the rest of the class just listened. At one point I screamed "I'm a neo-nazi", at another point the other guy and I spoke at the top of our lungs about sucking each other off. Looking back I cringe at how socially daft I was and I consider suicide every day.Rolling to fill siberia.
>>3269187Fill Finland spills Poland
>>3269187Take Southern France
>>3269187Fill Mecklenburg, spills Denmark, further spills Poland
>>3269187Fill Eritrea. Spill Somalia.
>>3269199>giving me directions on map instead of random middle eastern names
>>3269215Nevermind Poland, further spills Bremen
>>3269212PALI >>3269215Begone or Nap is void
>>3269187>>3269216I meant Ethiopia instead of Eritrea.
>>3269220Yeah, already fixed it. No problem in the hood my brotha
>>3269224You got the whole of ethiopia already m8
>>3269217>Not knowing basic geographyNew-Zealandian education? :^)
>>3269231NAP?>>3269187Fill Kashmir region (the one next to Pakistan
>>3269231I didn't see that separate smaller country.>>3269224>>3269216>>3269187I meant Dijbouti, not Ethiopia.Also, updated bonus.
>>3269233to be fair it must be difficult considering everything is upside-down down there
>>3269240Ok
>>3269244True.
>>3269242>>3269187I got my bonus wrong again. Please be patient, I have autism.
>>3269255>>3269187I'm actually fucking retarded.
>>3269209that made me sad than amusedgood work though, you can join now matt>>3269255it's ok fish, you're doing fine>>3269233hey, it's 0325 here. stop the bully.
>>3269261I'm fucked with a bonus that high jesus christ
>>3269276Fill west of Somalia(ethiopia)
>>3269276Fill Denmark, spills Bremen
>>3269276No excuses Toastie.Take me to Tunisia.>>3269261NAP?
>>3269276Take the last Region in FranceSpills take Spain
>>3269276Fill going south-west towards caucasus
>>3269276Kill Red.
>>3269276Fill Poland spills Belarus
West Sahara (Or whatever is that below morroco) We Wuz Slaves Grey
>>3269293Fug,now I got 2 big bois surrounding me
>>3269295NAP?
>>3269276Why are you playing risk when you should be sleeping? It's monday morning dammit, do you have a suicide wish?Fill pakistan spill Afghanistan and Iran
>>3269305NAP?
>>3269311He already got one tho boi
>>3269286I have no idea who you are.>>3269276Fight back against Blue. Fill Somalia. Spill into blues land.
>>3269319Yellow.
>>3269317Hey, wanna trade your Somalian lands for the gains I might make in Iran, and strenghen our bonds by becoming allies?
>>3269311see >>3269317
>>3269317H*ck off sandn*gger
>>3269328I would if I didn't get fucked by Ooga Booga.Sorry mate,I'll stay out of the east side of the map as apologies
>>3269276>>3269276Defence first, fill belgium then denmark
>>3269342I'll help you out fighting Ooga Booga if you accept.
>>3269333Stupid mongol
>>3269347>>3269342Leave me alone, niggers.
>>3269344It is on then>>3269288Wanna ally and get rid of The Gays? We can split the land and the bonuses later
>>3269349I will eat your ass if you're not careful
>>3269356To Fight the dam Brits OF COURSE
>>3269347Well sure then,I'll concentrate north and into iran.Get the maldives first though,you need to get territory for a sea route
where is sadam!>>3269298say something funny>>3269286i literally curled my lip in disgust
>>3269276>Edgy Red>Knights of Morocco>Morocco, around Gibraltar
>>3269367Oh.Well.Fuck you, then.
>>3269367Whatever gains I make in Iran is ceeded to the Jihadis, and I get their Somalian lands.
>>3269376something funny
>>3269383Fill Libya. In case of spills, Tunisia.
>>3269383Op you didn't include me in the game.....>>3269298
>>3269383use half of turns to take somalia,and move into iran.Then give somalia and the maldives(island between african and India) to Microsoft tech support and I take his iranian lands
>>3269383Head north to fill in that blank space, spills toward red.
>>3269383Give Iranian lands to Jihadi'sJihadis has agreed to give Maldives and Socotra to me, so attack Ooga Booga
>>3269395more like you didn't say something funny
Attack London through Northern England
>>3269383fill west
>>3269383Attack Belgium and Netherlands
>>3269402Op please include the 5 territories in somalia that I gave to him before you count his attack(1 in djibouti below yemen so that wouldn't break rules)
>>3269415>>3269402can't attack until he has the territories sorry, put his roll into your iraq Ts
>>3269404Eh,whatever then
>>3269383Fill Poland spills Belarus
>>3269383Defence first, fill Normandy second
>>3269527fug,so will he have the territories next turn?
>>3269383Defend against blue. Spill into Yemen.
>>3269545YEAH HE HAS THEM NOW BOIIIIIIIIgave him small island because uhhhhh those places got conquered
>>3269791Attack Ooga Booga in Somalia
>>3269791Keep pushing into Belguim
>>3269799>>3269791spill into Ethiopia
>>3269791Libya, then Tunisia.
>>3269537Want to ally?>>3269791Defence first, take belgium back second and attack Normandy third
>>3269791This is a shameful display.Can I sede my bonus for one turn?If yes,defend yemen,spill north (not into purple)If no,defend yemen and spill north anyway
>>3269791Fill Mecklenburg and keep pushing my way into London
>>3269811Fug wrong bonus,haven't taken the whole of Iran yet defend yemen,fill iran and spill north
>>3269791Fill Belarus spills Ukraine
>>3269791Kill that bit of red, then attack blue.
>>3269791Invade worldwide jihad
>>3269826And just as I said not to attack you.Hmpf,I will get you next round stupid roman
>>3269826Oh fuck you bud...>>3269791Prioritise defending if that purple faggot reaches my borders.
>>3269831Three fronts?Holy fuck
>>3269831:(
>>3269791Defend Cyan. Spill Socotra, then Maldives. Anything else spills into Sri Lanka.
>>3269845Buddy,I'm sorry I had to drag you into this mess,if next turn doesn't end up well I'll try to save you
>>3269919Best hugbox I've ever been in, this has some action at least!
>>3269919Besides, we both rolled dubs, so I have a good feeling about next mupdate
sorry boys im about to pass outheres a peacemupsory about being shit
>>3269975Peace huh.Gg.I'm glad I made it through
>>3269975French Empire Conquers Europe I'm Okay with thisGG
>>3269975HAHAHAHAH HOOOOOLY SHIIIIET. GG!
>>3269975Well, that's it. Good game guys
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