>be me >be told theres some psychos* with an ar15 or something out a window >tell person not to do something several times >check clearance of doorway and focus eye on doorway >unauthorized movement in peripheral vision >hostage disobeys orders and makes a mirror perfect image of reaching for a hidden pistol in pants >try to say something but hes doing it too fast >training takes over and brain confirms the waistband draw >0.4 seconds pass >whip smg from door back onto suspect pulling gunComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>753451870as long as he doesn't reach his hands behind his back, he could've been hitler and nothing would have been done to him
>>753451567>trolling this hard
>>753451897who tf hides their guns or knifes in his pockets?
More of my little slut? 5ft0inch
al_joneea
>>753448292>>753448393>>753448552>>753449244>>753449505>>753449577Very nice op, is she hungarian?
>>753449941What is your kik
hmmmmmmfgdhefsd doshweeefdemmmmm
>>753451175coocnjhsdd vee vee!
op is a fag
>>753451879¿
loli.
wew
>>753450698Don't care.
>>753450409okleave
4chan racists btfo!!
>>753450932>white pridenot okay>black prideokay because slaves some 200 years ago?those niggers are the racist onesfuck you! i'm proud to be white
>>753450932really nice culture blacks built in america, i give you that, mate.
orrrrrrrrrrr. STOP with the whole "pride in my race" thing, and instead have pride in being a good person and showing respect to others. in my eyes if you're showing pride in your ancestry, then you are stuck in a past that no longer has a place in this world.countries used to kill each other for land, and enslave people from that country (and for many, even there own people... and they were then sold, put on a ship, and taken to america. much like many slaves were taken other places or remained slaves to their OWN PEOPLE. but you don't see THAT part or THEIR culture shown...)Black pride is retarded. Irish pride is retarded.I, am Polish... like 75% or some shit. and I don't think the polish were known for slavery... I'm fact we used to be the Mexicans of the US. Oh, go get the polack to fix your gutter, he will do it for a penny, and then clean your house, for that SAME PENNY. we were poor and hard working. BUT you never talked about Polish pride, or how germans are evil for taking our land.because it's fucking life. whining about who you are, or celebrating it, does NOTHING FOR YOU. grow up, set your goal, put your feet one in front of the other, and fucking walk. MAKE SOMETBING OF YOURSELF. don't look in the mirror and go "ahhh, my skins black. *sniff* no one's gonna higher me... so I guess I should walk into the place with my pants sagging, 4 sets of boxers in plain view (beneath my pants), never sit up straight during my interview, look the interviewer in the eyes, speak intellectually, and in gonna call thismiddle aged white dude nigga... throughout the interview.this may sound like I'm being a dick.... but this was an exact interview, that my manager and I had to go through. the same guy later, came back in, and posted on our survey that we were racists for not higherimg him... the manager from the closest store to us is black.... and the same district manager that we interviewed that black guy with, was the one that hired the other black dude
IIT: tard stories
>>753450765Well played sir... well played.
>>753450765>>753450852/thread
>>753450690Bump bc I wanna see actual tard stories.
What up white boy?
>>753451305Chop off your dick.
>>753444089ahahahahaha you are black. my condolences man
>>753451305You can learn to eating pussy like a God.
post plain, modest, shy girls you know. the innocent kind that would cry if she saw herself on here. anons say what we would make them do.
>>753451829I hope she never breaks, I want her to hate it every day until I get bored and toss her out with the trash
>>753451723She won’t be once I’ve caned her ass while she’s choking on cocks.
>>753451666More of this bitch?
Françaises French girls
none of these are in hijab. not real french women.
>>753451350>>753450547Spitting image of my gf at 16. Any more?
>>753450547Plus d'elles ? Elle est trop mignonne, t'as kik pour partagé plus ?
Rekt Thread
pic unrelatedstory of a faggot.hi /b/. its been awhile. probaby around 7 years. i wish i could come back sooner, but you banned my country from posting for many years. and by the time i found out i could post again i didnt care.i really enjoyed 2006-2009 era. now this place feels alien to me.as you can see not much has changed with me. after wasting my teenage years pursuing a highschool love who turned out to be an abusive sociopath, ive been jumping around from one toxic relationship into another. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Does /b/ drink lean?
>>753450085One time I had a cold and like a retard I drank cough syrup with codeine and an energy drink and then went to work and was all fucked up by the time I arrived. Fortunately I have a desk job with little human interaction so I just rode it out. Only hairy moment was when I leaned my way to the bathroom and my manager saw me and asked if I was alright so I told her I stood up to fast.
Only fags drink lean. Real men drink bleach.
>>753450515This.
Trap bread
>>75345128810/10 body on her. Just imagine those legs if she were in heels.
>>753448863Thank you :)>>753449993Not much, day has been pretty boring so far, thanks also>>753450276Don't have a stamp, sorry dude>>753450682That pic is me, thank you! xD
PISS BOTTLE THREADThis is my piss bottle from last night, which I just flushed down the toilet. It's the perfect size...20 oz.(?) bottle of Planters Peanuts--the perfect size!The tissue was placed in there after I pissed because I used it to wipe the tip of my dick.I removed all the EXIF info before posting this, but it is a pic taken just a few minutes ago.
bump for muh piss
>wipe my dickWhat are you? Transgender... Getting used to wiping pucci?
>>753451505I'm in bed and stand up just beside my bed to piss in my bottle. I still have on my pajama pants or shorts. So, I use the tissue to wipe my dick so as to not get any piss on my pajamas, carpet, or bed sheets.
Would /b/ fuck my teacher
>>753450502I'm in!!
>>753450502My art teacher picked me up randomly when she quit teaching in highschool to dtink beer with me. We legit almost fucked.
>>753447762I dont know what's worse this /thread or your photoshop skills.
