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I've been trying to delay my end trough magick and use of various supplements(and diet/exercise of courso) yet it's never wrong to ask for help, what else could I do to maintain a young aspect for the longest period possible?, I already made a horcrux and a sigil regarding my intentions adorns it
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>>20009048

Alchemy. 'Member how OG monks performed living mummification? Same basic principle but less jerky and more wax fruit. I suggest honey.
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>>20009052
apples and honey?
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eat tree bark for 7 years then meditate while you mummify yourself. immortality achieved. good luck.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu
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>>20009075
I'm trying to stay alive and well so I can shitpost and larp in /x/ for years to come
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>>20009048
Have you tried not dying a little everyday?
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>>20009080

bathe in the blood of virgins/children

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory

seriously you're asking a pretty tall order here
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>>20009083
I'm hooked on little deaths
>>20009093
I know, I was just wandering if there were any other measures that I haven't tried yet
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The only way for humans to become immortal is to become a vampire
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>>20009048
>I already made a horcrux
How did you accomplish this?
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>>20009048
>Fearing death
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>>20009048
Alchemy. However, this is the end result of a very long and complicated process that few attain. Your aim should be to progress through the initial stages first; a feat which is commendable in its own right as many never accomplish even this.
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>>20009048
Wouldn't you rather become a buddha?
Physical immortality is without lasting hapinness and isn't free from suffering either.
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The you tube told me science might come through for us this time, OP. W just have to wait and hope andvone day really rich people and their pets will never die
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what a tard.

supplements are even less real than magic. that is why they are called suplements.

if you can prove something does something, you get it in the medicine category.

if all you can prove is that its edible, dietary supplement. there we go.

most of them are just hipoalergic rice flower with trace amounts of the "active" ingredient, way too little to actually do anything.

the supplement market is a scam for retards.

and magic doesnt real
youre gonna die like the rest of us, op.

if you wanna live longer, diet, exercise, dont smoke, dont drink etc. magic and supplements dont work because they are not real.
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>>20009626
I guess he rather fears age, than death itself.




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