Why are there no threads about this thing?
Most likely nothing will come from it
we literally don't know if that's what it looks likeit's too far away to tell
>>19994323a space rock?oooooooo very paranormal many alien much mystery so spooky
>>19994323All the Andy six threads are on /b/
Very interesting, it's the first known interstellar object to pass through the Solar System. I like the name they chose. The name comesfrom Hawaiian ʻou.mua.mua, meaning "scout",(from ʻou, meaning "reach out for",and mua, reduplicated for emphasis, meaning "first, in advance of") and reflects the way this object is like a scout or messenger sent from the distant past to reach out to us.
>>19994376moronno ice, breaks the rules of modern physics,literal astronomers say we may actually be looking at first recorded intergalactic ship
>>19994323It's the Andy Six Dookie Turd Spaceship Log Prophecy
>>19994730>don't know what it is>can't figure it outALIENS
>>19994744Absolutely. it matches all physical descriptions of what a ship would require. also the absence of space dust or ice is a MAJOR factor. were not saying its a spaceship 100%, but if the shoe fits...
>>19994749or a rock lmao
>>199943762015 wants their fucking gay doge-meme back, you monstrous fagget
>>19994323Because normies aren't ready for the ayyys yet
>>19994730reddit posters aren't astronomers
>>19994808Astronomers are allowed on Reddit.
>>19994323That's a giant space turd. When it lands on Earth it will mark the return of the Poop King. Then things will get perverse real quick. Not going to be fun but we will be made to think it is.
>>19994739why are you all obsessed about this andy sixx guy, who the fuck is he and why is he so important?
>>19994744Galactics
>>19994830
Fallen Angels
>>19994774>this buttblastedTHE board for clueless brainlets
>>19994323It was a spent deceleration booster for an interstellar spacecraft about the size of an aircraft carrier.They will be here after new year.t. Space Cowboy
>>19994323Because shitposting&Shills killed the Allium
>>19994779I'm probably either just too tired or retarded but I can't see what I'm supposed to get in that video...
>>19995023Oh, everyone should be fine since that boss fight is cake.
>>19995441Sometimes I wonder if there's Nordics who have successfully assimilated into human culture, despite being tall and likely tanning worse than Irish people
>>19994323its just a probe. not a standard probe as you would think in the sense of a space probe its meant to detect intelligent life. the odd shape could make it easily confused for a space craftthe down side is this determines if humanity as a species is wiped out or enslaved or contracted as a supplementary military force aka mercenaries. there is no need for trade partners in this corner of the galaxy. water is every where . as are many elements. some places got nice stuff but nobody was there. typical. everything just for the taking
>>19994323It's past perihelion, it's too late now. The xenos used the sun for course correction/gravity assist. Or it was just a derelict. We should've sent a probe.This is honestly the most interesting thing i've read about in a while
>no course corrections>no signalsShe's dead, Jim, and she has been for a very, very long time.
>>19995526This is important. I hope people don't forget about this.The Ananukki are preparing to return.
>>19995365Wires like in a kung fu movie
>>19994323there were posts about it last week you're late to the party.
Just read a little about it. Pretty cool.It's a shame our governments don't invest more into space.
>>19994323https://youtu.be/xPZigWFyK2o?t=4m5s
>>19994730>literal astronomers say we may actually be looking at first recorded intergalactic shipAnd if that ever gets confirmed, we'll just be told it's a rock anyway.
>>19994824Andy Sixx from Black Veil Brides?
>>19994773theres more evidence of this being metallic than rock
>>19995767Will this be before or after the 2,000+ year wait for the return of Jesus comes to an end? Is this the same Anunnaki return said to be imminent on this board for the last decade?Legitimately curious how long you guys will keep waiting on goofy shit like this before you realize it's silly.
>>19995969Goofy shit can wait. There's literally nothing better to do.
>>19995526We detected it way too late to get a probe ready. Luckily it wasn't on a crash course or we'd all be dead now.But it is really weird. The shape, surface features, trajectory, everything just was very strange. I think it's just a weird rock but I can see why people are curious and speculating about it. I'd like to see some sort of plot as to where it might have come from and where it's headed next.
>>19995482You should be more worried about the reptilians.
Looked like a joint from the thumbnail. I really am blind.
>>19994323Dude like... like what if it IS a spaceship and it crash lands on Earth and it turns out there are humans on it that have been dead for thousands of years. Info pulled from the craft indicates that humanity is a probabilistic certainty outcome for evolution of life and every galaxy has thousands of planets similar to Earth populated by humans
>>19996118It's nowhere near earth you brainlet
>>19996118You tried to be smart but failed miserably.
>>19994779Yeah you can see that the ladies hair is just held up with mousse or gel, it's not even waving. This shit is retarded what are they really doing with our fucking money.
>>19994323Because it is a rock anon. Just a rock.
>>19995776You mean the crease along his pocket, or him being grabbed by the pocket with the other guy's pinkie finger? It doesn't really look like wires were involved considering a wire attached to the guy's pants would ride his pants up. >>19996151Why the fuck would it wave? There's no wind or gravity. It would just stay in place unless pushed. I feel like people who can't into physics are the most skeptical about space exploration.
>>19996223Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. So when her head moves her hair would bend and twist. It wouldn't stay solid in form. I bet they could convince you my cock taste good and you'd eat it all up Nancy wouldn't you ;) I love people who can't think for themselves. It means in the end you're just getting fucked by people just like me.
big ass space blunt
>>19996243>what is electrostatic force and how does it behave in 0 G
http://www.spaceref.com/news/viewpr.html?pid=51928"its speed was too high to have a solar system origin. As it was passing within perihelion distance, 1I was moving at 87.7 km/s, about 4.2 km/s too fast for it to be bound to the sun."Video of it's shape here -https://www.dropbox.com/s/m4g2fjvpw5xu4kg/rotationOumuamua.mov?dl=0
>>19996258I can see that took you a while to Google Nancy. But the fact is there is nothing static about that woman's hair. I'm starting to think that not only do you wanna suck my cock, but you want me to put it in your ass? Is that right Nancy?
All you cracka mothafuckaz is gon eat yo words when my nigga tupac come crip walkin out that MOORISH ISRAELITE ship. ya DAS RITE whiteboy you'll see nigga
>>19996290>when you miss your transfer by 4.20 km/s
>>19995071I mean nothing he said to you was wrong. Sounds like you're a little pooper-pained yourself there friend.
>>19996311I ain't mad at cha.
>>19994323
>>19995964There can be metal in rocks
>>19996311NIGGah if tupac somehow comes back i will preform the brutal black project on myself
>>19996413
>>19996310I actually think that video is fishy but i wonder how sad and pathetic you have to be to talk about cocks and sucking them and sodomy while calling an anon 'nancy'. Are you really so crude and dishusting thst this is how you get a point across on an anon image board? Do you also go around calling anons virgins when you disagree with them?Do you talk like this to your friends and family? I know this site is full of weirdos and autists, but i just cant stand this type of poster. It just botjers me because it reminds me such vile people actually exist.
>>19994323>speed into alien controlled space>collides with one of their planets>they trace its origin to our sun>come to our star system for revengeBout 200k years until it's all over.
>>19996311Tupac was actually a great artist and intelligent and well versed person, you talking this post ironic ebonics is lame. Pick some shitty meme rapper if you want to make stupid internet memes. I realize you are probabaly so suburban that you cant imagine someone unironically liking tupac, so it might be a shock to you another anon finds your stupid reference to tupac, well, stupid.
Laughs at people thinking this is first contact
>>19996447Plz explain
>>19996486Different materials burn at different colors.You can tell what a rock is made of as it burns in by it's colors.
>>19996486Forgot picture.
Sigh.I wish there was an easy way for you ppl to comprehend. Best advice?Think it all out logically.Things are exactly what they seem.calling ayys fallen angels implies that most ayys are literal angels.Well played almaos, well played.
>>19996492>>19996447Looks like you've got the whole spectrum covered there. Would a false positive be possible given this method of 'detection' ?
>>19996524How should I know?That's just debris that fell on earth.I was just making the point that we have a pretty good idea what space rocks are made of around here.
>>19996528didn't know this was actual earthbound debris. mybad
Looks like a Tapeworm, or Parasite of some kind?Leech?
>>19996555On second though...It looks like somebody hung a rock from some wire, in front of a poster?
Does anyone find it strange they gave it a name that's almost impossible to pronounce? Why don't they want people searching about this?
>>19994811>space turdsAs long as there are space peanuts.
>>19994323I like how so many people respond to this thread with jokes or outright shit talk.It's almost as if they are afraid of something.And if that's not the case, they most likely are your typical moron.Not saying they are closed minded.They are no minded.They are the decadent fucks mentioned in the transcendence thread.The worst part is these types of people can be well educated and even someone in a position of great responsibility.I pray for the day when we can hang these fucks from the highest trees because they bring and have absolutely zero value to humanity.>but i'm smart and do important stuffNo, you faggots do not.You do not innovate, you do not challenge yourselves.You mindlessly float through life doing nothing but tread water.Fuck you, die horribly, and don't forget leave enough to pay for the cremation you cock slobbering ass flaps.
>>19994730>no iceAnd?>breaks the rules of modern physicsI guess if you're the kind of person who believes in flat earth. It doesn't actually break any rules of real actual modern physics.>literal astronomers say it's a spaceshipName them. They're literal, so that should be easy.
>>19994379Are we trying to land something on this one also? Might be beneficial
>>19994810I've never heard of a 13 y/o LGPTQP advocate who was an astronomer
>>19996468Well anon it's not about getting the point across. It's about shutting that shit down. Otherwise people don't get the bigger picture. And then those cunts don't respect you. And if they don't respect you then they will fuck you. I like you, you just might have some balls. I hope you take something from this little chat, because this world will chew you up and spit you the fuck out. Life isn't about anything but survival. It's just all dressed up with a bullshit sense of order. But the meta world is filled with shit people who do shit things and if you let the shit multiply then the important shit won't get done. I'm not a bad guy. I just don't let shit people get away with their bullshit.
>>19996481> "how dare you not like the thing I like...the thing I like was intelligent and beautiful and superior to the things you like and you probably only don't like it because of some socioeconomic bracket you grew up in"not even him btw just entertained that someone actually got upset @ a WEWUZ post on 4chan of all places
>>19996509also why would angels be boppin around rural areas finger banging rednecks like its a Californian prom?ayys are just ayys
>>19996651>"I hope ppl die because they made jokes at the expense of my giant flying space turd"
>>19996651You ok there buddy? Seems like you're going through some rough stuff there. It's ok guy. Space turds are cool in their own right.
lol @ this flight path, how obvious could you make an advance probe? Wonder when the ships arrive. Maybe forced open disclosure by Christmas?
>>19994323looks like a big poopie
>>19996509Fallen Angels are literal Angels anon
>>19994323It flew by weeks ago, m8.
>>19997034>>19996482>>19996158>>19996129>>19994341>>19994376The jews are trying to cover this up again
>>19994730>intergalacticAsk me how I know you are full of shit
>>19994779Hahahahahahahahaha
Why is this all being kept so quiet?
>>19997223It's not, it just went away so now people don't talk about it because now other stuff is happening. People have short attention spans.
>>19996309>https://www.dropbox.com/s/m4g2fjvpw5xu4kg/rotationOumuamua.mov?dl=0That is spooky bro.
>>19994779Fake and gay
>>19996481>Tupac was actually a great artist and intelligent and well versed personTupac was a convicted rapist, a known racist, a proud homophobe, a womaniser and a woman beater.He refused to contribute in anyway to the upbringing of his multiple children while simultaneously criticising other absent fathers in his music, so he was a hypocrite too. His actions directly lead to a six year old boy being shot dead.His hit song Changes was the first step towards commercialising and selling out hip hop culture.He was a shit rapper too. Overrated because he died early.
>>19994323>https://www.dropbox.com/s/m4g2fjvpw5xu4kg/rotationOumuamua.mov?dl=0The rotation of said object by the force created by the mass of the object could create enough electromagnetic energy in the center generating enough electricity.This is no funny shit bro, Simple, have you seen Teslas designs basically there is one that generates energy of two magnets swirling around themselves. Now get this ship and imagine the size of sheer energy it has been generating, question is for what.
>>19996223NASAIDF pls
Oh, you mean the alien space craft make to look like a meteor?
>>19996747>he replied whilst in mommies basement>>19996468Try not to feed the trolls next time.
>>19997334what is this from? a movie?
>>19994323>"Your're mom's dildo has arrived"
>>19996665Its moving too fast and we noticed it on it way back out. We don't have anything that could catch up to it.
>>19995945This
>>19997356"I'm mom, dildo has arrived" ?
>>19997356I’m moms dildo has arrived nice to meet you
>>19996383>Sounds like you're a little pooper-pained yourself there friend.>>19995071
Because it’s a cgi image. Cgi space is very 2005.. You bunch should take up fictional writing. Sad really.
>>19997273>womaniserwtf is wrong with being a womaniser? retard.
>>19995969>t. anunnaki
>>19994744>cant figure out what it is>well it certainly cant be aliens that would be ridiculous>continues to ponder what it is, excluding a very real possibility because it sounds absurd
>>19997490proof pls
>>19997500im not saying its aliens or a ship or something, I'm saying that excluding that possibility just based on the absurdity of it is dumb.
>>19994749how exactly do we know it has no dust on it? Is it something to do with like spectral mapping the object and measuring the light rays that bounce off of it? Also, was this after perihelion? If so, its possible the sun stripped the dust off.Genuinely curious. Has it even gotten to perihelion yet?
>>19994779Is there more of this video?
>>19996560>americans
>>19997535It’s past perihelion sadly.
>>19996560Because there's more then one spoken language in the world ya dingus
>>19997334That photo is from the 19th century, early Magellanic Cloud IIRC. That bar is an asteroid or something moving in front of a long exposure.
>>19994779two guys being filmed in front of green screen footage of two iss astronuts
>>19996311WE
>>19994323Eight billion years ago, two planets collided and a small slither of shattered mantle was ejected with enough force to escape the parent star. It has been wondering around the galaxy ever since. If it had stayed in its parent system, collisions would have robbed it of its unusual shape, a shape never seen in our own system.It will continue wandering the galaxy, maybe never again approaching as close to a star until Andromeda collides with the galaxy and it is ejected into inter-galactic space to meet whatever death the Universe has in store.It's not /x/, but I'm sure it's still got an interesting story to tell. In the greater scheme of things, it's just a rock that flew by a soon-to-be-dead civilization.
>>19998174Pics or it didn’t happen
that's a pretty nifty and precise maneuver for a random asteroid to pull off, getting slingshotted right past the earth using the sun's gravityalso, isn't this the first elongated/non spheroid asteroid that's been found? google: USS Hillenkoetter/USS Curtis Lemay
>>19994323Arthur C. Clarke wrote a a book about exactly this called Rendezvous with Rama, check it out
>>19996309Interesting how its path is close and parallel to Earth orbit for a brief period during its passage. Almost like it was checking us out, maybe taking some pictures :)
>>19998789it was about 60x the distance of the earth to the moon away from us, so not exactly close, BUT I don't know how advanced alien camera tech would be. Assuming they use cameras. Might've been far away so we wouldn't suspect anything. Maybe they thought if they gave us a closer buzz we'd immediately realize it was aliens?It's weird though. It's 800X100X100 ish meters, so it's pretty fucking big. They could've just sent a smaller probe if they were already in system or nearby. Maybe it's a derelict of some sort? If it is a probe I'd guess there's a larger ship somewhere near by that sent it.OR maybe it's just a weird rock. Realistically we probably won't ever know unless the xenos send undeniable proof.
>>19998953To be fair space is pretty fucking big, maybe they wanted it big so that they could fit as much on it as possible with no space concerns. Derelict would be cool, be also shit because we may have missed a one time chance at examining the insides of an alien spaceship.Leaning towards just a weird rock. Like a small piece of mantle from an exploding planet which hit space and solidified very quickly while being propelled away.
>>19995762>She's dead, Jim, and she has been for a very, very long time.It's a spent booster, the ship is on its way.
>>19997500Rule of thumb is that truth is stranger than fiction, so it wouldn't make sense to say something is untrue simply because it contains the slightest bit of strangeness. It tells that you want your reality to be boring and unchanging, contained with everything on earth and nothing outside, like a dome.
>>19997444if thats the only part of that post you had an issue with...Then you should kys
>>19998714it's a really good book
>>19996747
>>19994779The dude spins around and his inertia would have sent him out of the picture. Dude grabs his pocket to stop him. Nothing to see here.
>>19994377ha
>>19996651Now that is an autistic meltdown. If you weren't such an egotistical asshole, you'd realize that the problem is with you: your shitty claims have no basis other than what you want to be true, and others are laughing at you because your claims are shitty. This infuriates you so much because you are such a complete asshole.
>>19994779Nice. This proves he was using the guys pocket to stabilize him.
>>19997524To automatically exclude all thought outside of the absurd is dumber.
>>19994824It's an old /b/ shit post that as has spread like cancer to other boards due to extreme autism and bans.It is truly the fucking worst
>>20000806Reality is absurd. Your logic is invalid.
>>19994323Probably because its bullshit?>>19997490Occam's razor kind of rules out Aliens up until they present themselves.>>19994749>Absolutely. it matches all physical descriptions of what a ship would require.How do you even delude yourself with this shit? If we knew the Physics to create intergalactic space craft, we would therefore be able to create such a thing. What physical descriptions do you even go by? L Ron Hubbard? I know that if I were to create a space ship I wouldn't make it a long turd shape but probably a pyramid, maybe more like pic related, it's after all the strongest possible structure.
>>19996309When is the thing supposed to pass anyways?>>19996344>pic related
Jew egg. A queen. They’re regrouping ready for the invasion.
>>20000927OP is a nigger and forgot to mention that this shit already passed. https://www.space.com/38838-interstellar-asteroid-oumuamua-space-cigar.html
>>19994730>No iceWhat is that supposed to prove?>IntergalacticHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>20000848>I know that if I were to create a space ship I wouldn't make it a long turd shape but probably a pyramid, maybe more like pic related, it's after all the strongest possible structure.A long cyllinder is most efficient for a generation ship, the only proposed space ship that is feasible under our current technology without a radical new propulsion, energy, or suspended animation technology. But you knew this. You've probably read rendevous with rama, see the colonies or any number of similar depictions in fiction over the past 4 decades since the concept has been widely known. You were just trolling because that is /x/ to you. Being unnecessarily dense and obtuse gives you enjoyment.
>>19994323Its a giant space turd
>>19994323there were at least 4 threads when it happened. Few people replied because /x/ does not care about anything they can't roleplay. The general consensus was that it was impossible to speculate. From our perspective without current level of observation a spacecraft would be utterly indistinguishable. All we know is that it was unusual and impossible to form under current theories of accretion as well as taking a very unlikely path through the cosmos. Probably a rock with a rare origin story but who knows. Not enough information to say.
Anybody else notice that the period of time on /x/ and other boards of users talking about knowing things and having a feel about something drastically increased exactly for the period of time that this object was entering and leaving our solar system
>>20000833>old
>>19996151when you look at her necklace you will realize you are dumb
When does it pass by Earth?
What is the name of this thing? I searched Oumumua and found shit.
>>19994379They should have called it Rama, desu
>>20001459Official name isHow Do I Join Al Qaeda And Where Can I Download Child Porn
>>20001459oumuamuahttps://www.nasa.gov/feature/solar-system-s-first-interstellar-visitor-dazzles-scientists
>>20001455also it's already on it's way out. it slingshotted past the sun and is somewhere between mars and jupiter now.
>>20001479thanks -- i spelt it rongthanks for the link as well anon
>>20001483fucking hawaiian names. at least it's not Humuhumu nukunuku apua'a
>>19996309it's nothing, you all can come down. It will not harm you. Just another day with another meteor. No big deal. I mean, who even cares about space junk? You are not even to see shit, so why all the talk about this nothing burger? This whole thread is just a waste of time. People on this earth need to understand, that it is not always about you.
>>19996481Tupac is the biggest meme rapper of all time unless Kanye becomes president.
>>20001494T. Alien
>>19996243>Being this autisitc
>>20001465nice try, FBI
>>20001494>People on this earth need to understand, that it is not always about you.Look, this is your mom, do you notic how she looks like a sperm with eyes.
>>20002022So everytime I masturbate I am sending aliens into space? Trippy...
>>20001376shit gets old fastsit on and think about that double meaning
>>19994779my god you people are so fucking stupid it literally hurts to witness. Jesus christ have some self-respect
>>19996243Oh just please shut up. you are a fucking IDIOT. And you know what? Idiots NEVER think they are idiots. Please just accept your mental limitations and keep your retarded magical thinking to yourself, it's sickening.
>>19996658don't hold your breath, hahah. these people are malignantly stupid, it's sad
>>19996651wow, you are a sad, defensive little moron, banging his fat fists and whining to no one. the definition of pathetic. A lonely, pig-headed, raging buffoon.
>>20002140What about idiots who think they are idiots?
>>19997141>da joos go back to /pol retard
>>19996658>Name them. They're literal, so that should be easy.lol underrated
>>20002177Is anyone else noticing how /pol/ acts like they own the place now? >constant retardation about muh joos boogeyman >threads on other boards about muh white genocide race >posting on /b/, /gif/ and spamming /r9k/ crying about traps and demanding the mods do something about it >literal SJW tier complaining for mods to control content of boards so these edgy snowflakes don't get trigged by trannies It's like /pol/ is a newer board full of newfags or something.
>>20002298It’s just babby’s first politics. They think they have secret knowledge of conspiracies which only angry teenagers understand. If we’d JUST LISTEN, we’d all want to kill our way to peace, and the whole universe would rewind to how it was in the 1940’s, when people knew their place.Let them grow up on their own, enjoy the knowledge that they’ll soon be cringing with embarrassment.
>>20002298hy newfag
>>20002298back to leftypol, red trash
>>20002318>>20002340>getting this triggered that you had reply to the bait with shitty comebacksSchool let out early today didn't it?
>>19998953>It's weird though. It's 800X100X100 ish meters, so it's pretty fucking big.For the last time...an interstellar spacecraft using nuclear to achieve relativistic speeds needs to be sandwiched between two boosters, one in the ass end to accelerate it, and one on the nose to decelerate it. the acceleration booster would be jettisoned shortly after take off. the deceleration booster would be jettisoned shortly before arrival, would be free of ice and dust, and WOULD ARRIVE AHEAD OF THE SHIP.This is a cylindrical deceleration booster of a spacecraft about the size of an aircraft carrier that is approaching our solar system. How soon they get here and whether or not they want to be discovered depends upon how the deceleration on their craft works, and their technology. A ship the size of an aircraft carrier is very small and hard to find in interplanetary space.
>>19997236Because mass shootings are literally more interesting than alien space rocks.
>>19996651Edgy
>>19994323HOLD UP. I saw something similar to this inna dream i had recently,, except it was an actual ufo shaped like this picture...
>>20002410 umm surely they would just have a trusted at one end and once they wanted to decelerate they would just rotate the ship 180° and engage thrust. doing it your way would mean having to accelerate a huge mass to a significant fraction of c and as speeds increase this would become more and more significant... they would need some kind of shielding for this manouvre as they would present a large csa to high energy particles, even specks of dust at that speed would be hugely damaging. I do think its dimensions are highly suspect though for a natural space rock.... over the billions of years you would expect it to have eroded by attrition to a smooth rounded shape.... not long and thin?! I also heard it is a red object... again very unusual and further increases the possibility of it being artificial. either way it's an intriguing object anon.
>>20002913
>189 posts>ctrl+f slee(pership)>0whew
>>20002340>>20002318
It’s interesting that at the same time it approached Earth they detected Ruthenium 106 of unknown origin over Europe.
>>19997273Unironically this
>>19994779i first thopught yeah,maybe right. then i saw the dude actually grab hes pocket for stability. Imagine being on tv doin loops and shit and as an astronaut your probably supposed to be able to control spins etc, he probs felt a bit of a cunt nearly spinnin outta control, hence the "im a twat" expression on hes face..imagine fucking up something that should be (to most) a granted thing in your proffession..astronaut still cant stabilize himself, on national tv gonna get ribbed to fuck
>>19994730>literal astronomerswhich ones?
https://phys.org/news/2017-11-lyra-mission-interstellar-asteroid.html
>>19994323two days ago this place wouldnt stfu abot it beause ofweird noises coming from it the threads migrated from pol bantz and x there was a concrted effort to quiet these threads so much sliding and naysayers...
>>20003678Calm down and breathe, anon
>>20003692just saying the OP wanted a rundown.my screen is fucked up which is causing all my spelling mistakes. I'm calm
>>20003739Nigger what?
>>20002298the jews are reptilians actually and they indeed have a lot of power
>>20003818I assumed you told me >>20003678to calm down cuz so many spelling mistaes. Guess I was wrong
>>19994323Because, it has to do, with books!This, is what 4chan is like for me sometimes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3quruHpcuo
>>20000399Okay now that one is funny.
>>20001243I was thinking space dildo, but turd will be accurate as well, Mr. Hitler.
>>20001455It already did
I guess the shills are out in fucking force. Too bad, this could have been a comfy thread.
>>20003826autism
>>20004010seriously wtf is going on?? why so many off topic post.Anyone know if this is being talked about in the other chans?
>>20004625it's 4chan. what's out of the ordinary about shit posting?
>>20004647Scale.
>>20004665must be a conspiracy
When the Ananukki return in force remember this as the start of it.
>>20004647 ALL threads concerning the meteorite devolved to shitposting in every single board as someone who has been here for over a decade it looks forced and unnatural
>>20004673Must be.
>>19994730I want to believe that said I don't know whether to feel happy or terrified but I am excited and hoping for the best for all our sakes.
>>19996481I think it was more of a reference to “woke” black people who think every historical figure was actually black. Hence the moorish israelite thing.
>>19996524It's possible. The more elements that are present, the more complex the spectrum becomes. Here's a comparison between hydrogen and helium just as an example. Helium just has an extra electron and neutron but it results in way more bands. Emission spectra are a good way to get a general idea of what the meteor or whatever is made up of, but it's not a completely exact science.The bands are discrete, in that they always appear in the same wavelengths regardless of temperature or abundance. However, the more abundant an element is, the more intense its emission spectra will be. This can lead to certain elements being drowned out and difficult or impossible to detect.
It’s a rockThere’s nothing paranormal about a random rock
>>19994323Space dildos aren't paranormal.Next stop: black hole.
@20005418here, take this upvote
>>20005418so you think space dildo meteors are made to give black holes a purpose to live?
It was a fucking sleepership, you morons!
>>20005658Some of these behemoth spacebutts could suck VY Canis Majoris up its ass and still be double teamed by Betelgeuse without blinking. This pitiful flake of some faggot planet who threw a tantrum, exploded and a lone, gay sliver now engaged in the celestial body’s version of “I HATE YOU, IM GOING TO MY ROOM!”Just ignore it, don’t even acknowledge the brat. Leave it a few light years and it’s lip will stop wobbling, it’ll grow the hell up and make its way back home. Faggot is gonna get grounded so hard. No volcanic eruptions for a millennia and no going out to collide and merge with other tectonic plates until all that pollution is cleared up and he’s apologised to his whole solar system. Fuck you, spoiled super-sized space shit.
>>19999314How would the spent booster get here before the actual ship are you retarded
>>19998714>they could have named it 'Rama' but instead went with the cultural diversity gobbledygookThis makes me so mad.
>>20005658did you just say that gay people from space are all black?
>>19996151She’s in space, not underwater...
>>20003393The Russians admitted it was the.
>>20004682You're full of shit. I HAVE been on 4chan for over a decade and every thread will devolve into shitposting regardless of the board.
>>20006112
>>20006103BULLSHIT its clearly manipulatd and you know it you absolute nigger
>>19994323Bc it's as fake as your online ai gf?
>>19996028That kid is Ion to something - I'd love to visit him in prison and hear it straight from him.
>>19996151That's truth! Maybe it ain't flat, but whatever NASA is telling us is total bullshit.
>>19996651Love to know what your big contribution is there bub...
IT'S A FUCKING SLEEPERSHIP
>>19994323Suspicious...Miziam said it was running away from something....
>>19997334>>19997348It's a satellite moving across the frame and it's a little bit out of focus if you look at the stars.>>19998098>19th century, early Magellanic CloudIt's the Orion Nebula and that picture is not from the 19th century. Christ man, stop spouting bullshit.
>>20006315I was just thinking this the other day...
>>19997444>What's wrong with being incapable of holding down a long term, faithful relationship?
>>19996651>closed mindedLearn English idiot.
>>19996148You tried to be caustic and clever, but ended up just being a faggot.
>>20004682been here almost a decade, and on the internet in general for 20 years. you're selectively blowing this way out of proportion.
>>20006593>incapableJumping to conclusions a bit you think? Maybe some men just don't want to have to deal with a woman before and after sex.
>>19994779>Because we're not retardedNo we might not be but you are.
>>19995898Although less interesting and scientifically beneficial than space travel, the problems we currently face on Earth have a higher priority. I would love it if we could shift more funds into government funded space agencies, but that just isn't viable right now. The resources are better spent elsewhere.
>>20006315but myziam was a confirmed hoax
All of this discussion about an elongated piece of space debris when the real probe visited us in June of 2013.They know we are here. Prepare yourselves.
>>20006763Myziam was so fucking blatantly obviously a hoax the only people who believed that shit were all retards, mental health patients, children, or some combination of the three.
>>19994730intergalactic?INTERGALACTIC?
>>20006849
>>20002020wp
>>20006731whateva I've been through many slides worse than this one, I can spot one.
>>20006731I’ve been here ten years to the month. Remember all the boxxy spam in like 2009, just before Solipsist left with his tail between his legs? You guys were deliciously easy to troll.
>>19996747You just sound like the person trying to get away with their own bullshit. If you don't fully comprehend a subject then please fuck off. I don't know how often you leave your room, but people get stabbed in the fucking chops for acting the way you do.
>>20000806nobody even Suggested that....
>>20006736thus "incapable"
>>19996651I agree anon, also all the replies before mine prove your point
>>20002410Why wouldn't they have 1 booster and just turn around when its time to decelerate? Would result in a lighter spacecraft
IT WAS A SLEEPERSHIP,YOU MAGNIFICENT MORONS
>>20007996иcкaх пицa, oбaчe cъквapтиpaнтитe ми ca тoлкoвa вглъбeни в нoвaтa игpa , чe нe eбaвaaт
>>20006731agreed
>>20004681agreed
>>20002410You could be more right than you want to be Anon
>>20008033Zvu4i zle bratle
>>20002159Wise idiots but idiots nonetheless.
>>20006243>Love to know what your big contribution is there bub...piss off Lewis.
>>20008091>You could be more right than you want to be AnonI know I'm right.t. Nasanon.
>>20008091>You could be more right than you want to be Anonthey've been communicating on 1400 Mhz since the '70s, and possibly before:http://www.setileague.org/photos/homehits.htmhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wow!_signal
>>19994323Die with your rage
>>20000409grabs his pocket? are you legally blind anon? he quite clearly grabs a tether that is controlling the mans entire body, suspending him in the air..................
>>20001250that's it, they are coming
>>20006849Intergalactic planetaryPlanetary intergalactic
>>19994779The dude hooks his pinky in the other guy's pocket and stabilizes him.
>>19994379What am I looking at?
>>19995520I'm 100% down with becoming an interstellar mercenary for a powerful alien race. As long as I get good alien booze and get to fuck alien women, sign me up.
>>19997141yeah i agree, these people give it thought for 2 minutes and just say its dumb.
>>20006762NASA has a yearly budget of 10 billion, half of which is spent on mantaining the ISS, while the military has a yearly budget of 900 billion.Considering our worst current enemies are towelheads armed with rusty, 30 year old AK47s, I don't think we will notice it if we give 100 of those 900 billion to NASA and SpaceX.
>>20002410How does a deceleration booster work?
>>20009108this dude has the right priorities
>>20009223basically it fires a quick jet to slow down into a capture maneuver. if done right, you will create an imperfect orbit which you can degrade into a nearly perfect orbit via the use of other boosters.
>>20002410>whether or not they want to be discoveredwell they DID let a deceleration booster announce their arrival already, right?
>>19994730
>>19994323Isn't this that Andy six image?
>>19996492It's not burning, though.
>>20009108How can you be sure they're women, though? Really activates the old noggin.
>>20009084Another dimensionAnother dimension
>>20008033e кaк paзбpa чe cъм Бългapин, дa тe eбaдae, вce пaк тoвa e /хъ/cнoщи мнoгo ce нacpaх c бялo винo и ми e лoшo >>20008096 пopъчвaй пицaтa, в Cф ли cи?
>>20009107The objects path on the sky from our point of view. The circles it's making is due to Earths orbit around the Sun.Solar Apex is the direction our solar system is traveling so we probably slammed into it.
>>19994323It passed by in October. Why are people still talking about it?
>>20003868>shills on /x/Yes, the containment board for schizophrenics has paid shills in the works. However did you know?
>>20010640don't worry Lawliet found guy in van pic he was literally paid shill.
>>20008690he catches the pocket with his finger, can't speak for anything else he's grabbing.
>>20009211My point still stand. That $100b could be better spent elsewhere. As an aspiring Aerospace Engineer I would love it if NASA got any sort of budget boost, but I just don't see that happening in the near future. That money would likely go to some kind of welfare program or something before anyone even thinks of using to fund space science.
>>20010477people always dig up old news thinking it's cutting edge current events happening RIGHT NOW around here. a surprising amount of people never get past a headline with a news article and just assume details.
>>20006763Yup, he posted all the accessories he used to make the pictures too.
First open contact approaches https://www.virtualtelescope.eu/2017/11/21/unique-asteroid-3200-phaethon-bright-2017-apparition/
>>19994323That's one big blunt
>>20012609>Oumuamua: 200m>3200 Phaethon: 5.1kmThat's a serious increase.
>>19994749>we're not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens
>>19994323hango muritan kolumka sekir
>>19998658You're missing another "s" on the end of "USS"
>>19998658Can we get a higher res version of this?I couldn't find one that was high enough to read.
Related:https://youtu.be/WYa4M9ZJJbk
>>19996651amen
>>19995155checked
>>19994323Yes it's alien.It's a generational ship. It's power core gave out millions of years ago and all of it's inhabitants are long dead.It was meant to cleanse us from earth and build a new home for it's occupants.
>>19996151Webm got deleted, jews?
>>20002177>da joosNot an argument. The evidence is there, go take a look.
>>19994323if it wasa space sheep we sure will know soon
>>19994323looks like gigantic shitty spliff
>>19995526>It's past perihelion, it's too late now.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%CA%BBOumuamua>The Initiative for Interstellar Studies (i4is) has launched Project Lyra for assessing the feasibility of a mission to ʻOumuamua. Several options for sending a spacecraft to ʻOumuamua within a time-frame of 5 to 10 years were suggested.
>>20006762You literally cannot use that excuse as long as America spends seven hundred billion dollars a year on their military. For fuck's sake there are private citizens in America who could abolish poverty on their own and still die richer than some governments.
>>20006826Roleplayer located.
>>20014591You're correct, 'da joos' is not an argument.So why are you trying to use it as an argument?
>>19997273Yet he has contributed more to society and culture than you ever will.
>>20015336wtf are they spending 700b on it sure doesn't show
>Spaceship lands in Americlap>Aliums don't understand police officer's instructions>Get shot
>>20015336I'm wasn't making an excuse for anything. I agree that we spend too much money on the military and that most of it probably gets wasted or used for unrelated things. But if a decision is made to decrease military funding, only a very small fraction, if any at all, would go towards NASA's budget.
