Monthly Archives: June 2015
A Precious Mind…
Posted on June 19, 2015 3 Comments
My eyes feel like a pair of burst grapes stuck with crap school glue on to either side of my face. I say crap school glue because one of them does actually feel as if it may be about to start slipping down past my nose at a jaunty angle. (And everybody knows School glue […]
I Published a Book and now I am Never Leaving the House Again.
Posted on June 15, 2015 15 Comments
Ok. The shit is hitting the fan. (Can you imagine how horrific that would actually be? If shit actually hit a fan? Who came up with that saying? And god forbid, but do you think they actually tried it? ‘Hey Jo! (Because it was definitely a man.) Go a take a huge shit mate, then […]
