Monthly Archives: June 2012
Scars.
Posted on June 30, 2012 12 Comments
‘My foundation was rocked. My tried and true way to deal was to vanish, my departures were old, I stood in the room, shaking in my boots. At that particular time, love had challenged me to stay.’ – Alanis Morissette. I woke up in my single bed on that afternoon, stretching and yawning, feeling […]
Is this the light? (Hope.)
Posted on June 24, 2012 7 Comments
I am in shock. It is 2012 and I am 32 years old. I have lost time, where have I been for the last 17 years? I just woke up. 2001 was 11 years ago, I am in shock. 1999 was 13 years ago. I am sad. Where have I been? I have been lost, […]
Stop being a Dick and grow the Hell up!!!
Posted on June 19, 2012 7 Comments
Yesterday in a moment of overwhelming panic, my trembling and fat little nibbled fingers positively shot out a text at the speed of light (if the speed of light travelled at say, the same speed over a keyboard, as overcooked sausages playing an Elton John tune on a pretend piano) to my best friend. It […]
The Voices in My Head.
Posted on June 16, 2012 16 Comments
A year ago today, and I am certain of this because I remember the upcoming Father’s day being a giant pain in the arse inconvenience to my plan, I found myself, sitting isolated in my little cloud of doom, in a room filled with happiness and laughter, family and loved ones. In the background, behind […]
Just Say Yes… (Exceptions.)
Posted on June 13, 2012 7 Comments
So apparently, and I only found this out recently, so if anyone asks where you heard this from, you absolutely didn’t hear it from me ok? I will totally deny all knowledge of ever telling you this should it come up in court ok? Can you keep a secret? So apparently if you call an […]
Hickory Dickory STOP!!
Posted on June 8, 2012 21 Comments
I had an argument with my mother last week. This isn’t an oddity, as my mother and I, well, although we do get on famously well when discussing anything important like ‘handbags, make up, perfume and when the Selfridges sale starts’, we don’t always seem to see eye to eye when it comes to the […]
Jubilee Memory’s. (Who the hell is Edward?)
Posted on June 7, 2012 7 Comments
‘Why would a gorilla be on the boat with the queen?’ He plonks himself down on the sofa in front of where Addison and I are now attempting to re-create the leaning tower of pizza out of mega blocks, well I am, Addison has now grown bored and has taken to throwing them at Doodle […]
I Should Never have Gotten out of the Car. (Booo!)
Posted on June 4, 2012 7 Comments
“Is there any such thing as a healthy relationship?’ His curious and caring eyes are not robust enough to penetrate my armor today, no matter how much I hunger for them to be. No matter how desperately I crave for them to be. The setting of my therapy has changed. I pull up on the […]
