Monthly Archives: January 2013
It’s like being on Acid, except it Isn’t.
Posted on January 28, 2013 7 Comments
‘Was that your ankle I just heard snap?’ The sturdy, thick thighed, brown haired woman with children hanging off her every appendage is standing over me and considering me inquisitively. In answer to her question, I am writhing about in pain and gulping down vomit while also inadvertently head butting a giant ladybird. As much […]
Be Careful What You Wish For…
Posted on January 14, 2013 4 Comments
I just assumed it would all come true. I was destined for bigger things. I was so sure I was. I believed in it so deeply; that while I waited for ‘it’ to happen, life became grey and dull. Whatever ‘it’ was, I wouldn’t need to try at all, as I was just so sure, it […]
Bat Shit Crazy.
Posted on January 7, 2013 9 Comments
I must live in the moment. I don’t want to go back in hospital. I just can’t. I must live in the moment. I must take deep breaths. Think rational thoughts. I must not freak out. What can I hear if I close my eyes and take deep breaths? Yes everything is ok. I can […]
Whiplash…
Posted on January 2, 2013 2 Comments
I guess, in the grand scheme of things, I do take a lot for granted. It seems however that perhaps I should be more appreciative of stuff. Like, my neck. I never truly appreciated the momentous amount of effort my neck puts in everyday, not only keeping my humongous Sindy doll head with its erratic […]
