Monthly Archives: March 2014
Another Baby.
Posted on March 31, 2014 11 Comments
‘Do you think it is about time we start trying for another baby?’ The gap between this sentence and the last, is appropriately proportionate to the gap I left before answering the question. I have gotten used to huge gaps since the last time I had a baby. Huge gaps in memory. Huge […]
The Death Talk.
Posted on March 19, 2014 2 Comments
‘Mummy?’ I am barely awake. In fact, hang on, Im not even awake. This has to be a dream. ‘Mummy?’ No. Oh hell no. I am not a mummy. I am a goddess. I am only 24. I was out all night ‘owning the night.’ ‘Mummy.’ I don’t have a kid. No this isn’t happening. […]
Electric Shock Therapy.
Posted on March 13, 2014 7 Comments
Where do I even begin? I am considering Electric Shock Therapy. They haven’t suggested this again. No, on the contrary. They, seem to think I am handling this latest turn of events quite well. But lets put Them to one side for now. Them, with their voice free heads, silent nights and Mindfulness. No, It […]