Monthly Archives: January 2011
Dear Mother Nature…
Posted on January 28, 2011 49 Comments
I am writing to you today, as I am unable to get through on your 24 hour helpline. I am growing increasingly annoyed due to having been placed on hold countless times, before being connected briefly and then being cut off, as you ensure something else goes a miss, usually in the form of […]
Do not read this post. Or do. Whatever…
Posted on January 13, 2011 18 Comments
Do you believe in fate? I do. I think. I mean, the thing about ‘fate’ (usually you only hear that word on a happy occurrence right?) is, for me it is totally random. Sometimes I believe, other times I don’t. I mean, how can I? Fate is usually exciting. It is usually a happy event. […]
From 360000 feet with love…
Posted on January 10, 2011 6 Comments
It is so bumpy, this flight!!! There have been moments, over the last half an hour, where I have been on the very precipice of a real life, lose the plot, screaming, shouting, throwing myself on the floor and begging the pilot to land, panic attack. (Yes, I hear you gasp in shock. It really isn’t […]
Wordless Wednesday
Posted on January 5, 2011 4 Comments
We may not be perfect. But we are what we are. My family unit.
I am a (perfect) boring old moose. Basically.
Posted on January 3, 2011 7 Comments
By now you know me quite well, I feel. You know that my bladder is shot to shit, and you also know I have a love/hate relationship with both my post natal body and my post natal wardrobe, (Size 10 fuckers! My jeans that is…) so at this point I feel it only right to […]
