Monthly Archives: December 2014
If Disney did early Motherhood. Tangled.
Posted on December 31, 2014 1 Comment
(To be sung to the clean up song….) 5 AM, the usual morning lineup: Start with Addy’s bum and weep till the poo’s all clean, Wax my tash, do laundry, mop the dogs puke up, Sob again, and by then it’s like 5.15. And so we will […]
Selfish Selfish Suicide.
Posted on December 19, 2014 13 Comments
I think if I was ever going to end up suicidal again, mothers day would definitely be the day that pushed me over the edge. ‘Oh how selfish!’ I read on a Facebook status last week ‘You mean she has killed herself? In rush hour traffic? Her poor family! Another one to jump off that […]
The Life and Times of Dog.
Posted on December 6, 2014 1 Comment
Do you ever feel like you’ve just got too much going on? ‘I’ve so much on,’ you say to a work colleague ‘I can’t think straight, I’m so tired.’ Your hands rise up to nestle your chin and face, mid conversation, and then inadvertently, you pull the skin around your eyes down towards you. It […]
Screw You.
Posted on December 4, 2014 2 Comments
The gun has gone off. Its offensive and obtrusive noise ringing out through all of our lives, whether we want it to or not. The race to survive December, for those with depression, has commenced. My hands were pressed against the asphalt, my voluminous arse stuck in the air, my chubby thighs ready to break […]
