Monthly Archives: May 2012
Home is Where the Vomit is. *
Posted on May 28, 2012 5 Comments
‘Time waits for no man but true love lasts forever.’ Well, except when it doesn’t. Because lets face it I am sure we have all ‘fallen in true love’ a few times, at some point. You know, back in our histories, back when true love didn’t involve cleaning vomit out of our eyelashes at 3am, […]
I WRITED YOU A POSTCARD.
Posted on May 21, 2012 7 Comments
Hi it’s Addy here! Did you hear me? I SAID ITS ADDY HERE, IM WAVING! wave back!!! ITS ADDY HERE! I thought i would send you a postcard cos we are in spain which is a long way a way and i got to go on an airplane to get here. It was big and […]
NightSwimming. (Me, Dave, and the cast of Chicago.)
Posted on May 11, 2012 5 Comments
She locked me in the toilet. It was not fun. Last night while staring with unbridled rage at the back of the Irish One’s innocent, unknowing and gently slumbering head, while trying unsuccessfully to get to sleep, my brain (which clearly hates me) seized the moment and escorted me on a not- so magical -mystery […]
Night Terrors (and Suicide Letters.)
Posted on May 9, 2012 25 Comments
Last night I had a dream I attended my own funeral, wearing my mother slippers. I don’t know if the fact I was wearing her slippers is symbolic, I just know that as far as dreams go, this one was very vivid and when I awoke in a cold sweat, the first thing I thought […]
Banana’s in Pyjama’s. (Are not Actually that Rare!)
Posted on May 1, 2012 4 Comments
‘Can we get a man in?’ (OH NO SHE DIDN’T!) I carefully and quietly murmur this, knowing that I will somehow have crossed the line between Venus and Mars, in an unforgivable way. I immediately avoid eye contact as his head whips up, and look instead with feigned interest at the murky water slowly seeping […]
