Monthly Archives: December 2010
Apocolypse now? Yes please.
Posted on December 27, 2010 14 Comments
So, ok, I know it’s been a while since I have been ‘home’ and I know within that period of time I have had a lot going on. Including but not limited to; Getting knocked up, Getting fat, Losing the ability to control my bladder, Giving birth (yes that is the right order) Having no […]
The power of christ(mas) compels you, Santa!
Posted on December 25, 2010 4 Comments
‘Fuck.’ I sit upright in bed. ‘What?’ as the Irish one turns over groggily. ‘It’s four am!’ Pulling the covers back and tearing open my swollen lids. ‘Fuuuuuuuck.’ Pulling the covers back over himself and pretending he doesn’t care. ‘Get up NOW!’ throwing the baby over my shoulder and kicking the bed. And that is how, the […]
Stone the witch!!
Posted on December 21, 2010 29 Comments
Deciding not to breast feed was a difficult decision. Ok, who am I kidding? Deciding anything in this big scary world of parenting, is a difficult decision. But deciding not to breast feed, for me, was the one I have probably struggled with the most. I tried; I honestly gave it a go. But I was tired. […]
And the bells were ringing out for… oh bloody hell.
Posted on December 18, 2010 13 Comments
‘You gonna buy a coat for winter?’ I asked my best friend this morning while stood shivering outside Starbucks, attempting to de-tangle Woo from the car seat. ‘Yeah I already bought mine a while ago, Lexy. I am wearing it. Look. It’s huge, it’s warm, it’s belted, and it even has a hood.’ I glance […]
Houston? We have a problemo.
Posted on December 15, 2010 7 Comments
I am nervous. I would even go as far as to say I am shitting myself. This time last year I was heavily pregnant with only a few months to go. (Turns out I had no idea what being heavily pregnant even actually meant by that point.) What a drama queen I was. (No surprise […]
I love the way you lie.
Posted on December 13, 2010 8 Comments
I am collapsed on my sofa. Doodle is on my knee looking for a cuddle. I can not feel him. I cannot move. My eyes are wide open. Staring at nothing. Somewhere else. I am hunted. And this is where I was found. This is where I found myself, when once again, you caught me. […]
Very, very frightening me! Galileo Galileo!
Posted on December 8, 2010 9 Comments
Do you know what really winds me up? Thunder stealer’s. For instance, when you finally pass your driving test (this time you didn’t run over a granny! Woop!) and you excitedly pick up the phone and reveal to one person the great news, and the next thing you know all your friends are texting offering words of congratulations without you even having spoken to […]
An introduction to Delicious Nessy!
Posted on December 7, 2010 2 Comments
Another introduction! Whoopeee i hear you shout in delight! Well this is a christmas introduction from the lovely, entertaining and truly inspiring Delicious Nessy herself! The cupcake connoisseur! Visit her wonderful site over at http://www.totaldeliciousness.co.uk Ps – If you are not in to christmas, i urge you to read this post. By the end of […]
