Monthly Archives: July 2012
Another baby!!! (Really??)
Posted on July 21, 2012 18 Comments
What is wrong with people? It is like a mental assault on a daily basis. When did mugging someone’s privacy become conventional in idle chitchat? It is happening at the moment, All. Of. The. Damn. Time! Example. Picture the scene. I’m stood in the lift, it is 7am and I am busy minding my own […]
Fortune Teller. (Don’t grow up yet.)
Posted on July 7, 2012 16 Comments
Dear Teenage Me, Please listen. I may be able to help you… Your stepmother isn’t evil so stop writing in your diary that you hate her and just wish she would die. You don’t. But you are right she has got crap hair, but bless her, it’s the 90’s and to be honest your hair […]
I’m gonna run away for a bit now. (But i mean it.)
Posted on July 3, 2012 12 Comments
I still have a long way to go I know this. I’m having a little trouble at the moment distinguishing dreams from real life – so I don’t for one-second feel ‘cured.’ (Mental note to self; Alanis Morissette isn’t your best friend who takes you abroad on a tour bus and you aren’t a robot […]