Monthly Archives: April 2012
I knew I loved you before I met you.
Posted on April 27, 2012 12 Comments
*I wrote this on Day 1 of my stay in the mental hospital. I re-visited some of my diary entry’s from that time early this morning, purely to see for myself if I had in fact come as far, as the Irish one insists I have. I found as I turned the pages, that I […]
Your Moose or Mine?
Posted on April 20, 2012 10 Comments
Apparently if you give a Swedish moose an apple it gets drunk. I have never given a Swedish moose an apple firsthand, but I believe this to be true because a Swedish person told me it was true, so it must be. According to this Swedish person, who isn’t called Inga, this happens because the […]
Postnatal Depression. (The Boomerang Effect.)
Posted on April 9, 2012 16 Comments
It has been 2 years to the day. Years which have flown by like an airborne crisp packet sailing turbulently past the maternity hospital window. ‘Look! Prawn cocktail!’ I pointed from the delivery bed, ankles up around my ears, unable to grasp the severity of what was about to happen, as drugged up as a […]
Twinkle Twinkle little Cow Pat…
Posted on April 4, 2012 14 Comments
‘Is it going to hurt?’ ‘I honestly thought I was going to die last time.’ She says searching in her Vivienne Westwood handbag for a cigarette and then looking directly in to my eyes. ‘I thought an angel was going to appear from the ceiling and take me to heaven…’ I feel the blood drain […]
