Monthly Archives: April 2011
I’m in the closet.
Posted on April 30, 2011 13 Comments
Tomorrow night I am going out and I am dreading it. Except I am not really dreading it, if you know what I mean. (Do you? Do you know what I mean? Because I’m not sure I do, so if you do, will you tell me? My brain has died!) I am looking forward to […]
Moaning Bitch Club. Get Off My Wick!!!
Posted on April 27, 2011 3 Comments
Hello, My name is Lexy Ellis and I am a moaning bitch. Yada… yada… yada… There is no time for this. I am about to burst in to flames. Moan sodding 1. I can’t stand bad service, incompetent, untrained staff and company’s who refuse to accept liability for their shabby workmanship and who go out […]
To the loony bin, and beyond!!!
Posted on April 26, 2011 6 Comments
Mammy mission Log. . . . All signs point to this planet as the location of Sods Law’s fortress. . . I am finding it difficult to write at the moment. I have too much on my plate (and not in a good way.) There is no time! There is no energy and there is […]
This time next year…
Posted on April 19, 2011 14 Comments
As I was spooning coffee granules in to Addison’s bottle and formula in to my coffee mug this morning, it dawned on me just how mentally and physically drained I am feeling. I glanced up at the calendar on the wall to see a beautiful photograph taken this time last year of a tiny little […]
The self appreciation society!
Posted on April 6, 2011 14 Comments
When you look in the mirror what do you see? I see humongous thighs, a flabby middle, a nose which is too big for my face and fat, wobbly, spotty (thanks again pregnancy!) arms. I see a fat girl trying to be thin. (Because essentially, this is how I feel.) I am not fishing for […]
Moaning Bitch Club. Just get on with it!!
Posted on April 5, 2011 9 Comments
Welcome to the fourth official… ok screw that. There is no time. It’s me, I’m back, I moan a lot. I am about to implode. As it is The Irish One’ s birthday today I do feel a little guilty about posting this. (But we all know guilt doesn’t last forever and as long as you eat […]
