Monthly Archives: May 2013
Both Feet In.
Posted on May 24, 2013 7 Comments
I now know the difference between a Megabit and a Gigabit. Do not ask my why, or even how, for I am unable to tell you, but if you can stretch your imagination far enough to believe I am telling the truth, I will smile For it is so true. I am a nerd, maybe. […]
Wait… What?
Posted on May 19, 2013 2 Comments
Doodle the Poodle; at this very second has his bum hole hovering precariously close to my face. (Hovering, not hoovering. Just to be clear, if Doodle’s pink and puckered bum hole was hoovering close to my face, that would be an entirely different situation all together. I would almost definitely move away at a faster […]
Jake.
Posted on May 3, 2013 16 Comments
My sister is sitting in the middle of her double bed. She is on her own, rocking back and forth, cross-legged, with her head in her hands. She is drunk. A sad, drunken and rather pathetic little island, sat on a crinkled and filthy bedspread surrounded by years gone by. Photographs, birthday cards, certificates, letters and […]
Moaning Bitch Club. Welcome back.
Posted on May 1, 2013 12 Comments
For the first time in a long time I do not feel like writing. I have been waking up in the mornings, crawling out of bed, glimpsing in the mirror, admiring my tash, making a mental note to shave it in between all the other pointless mind numbing tasks I have to do, and then […]
