I told my friend I was bored,
and she extolled THE SITE,
and she said I should try it,
and I said I just might.
I will let the internet jumpstart my beating heart.
On THE SITE they say,
love expectantly awaits,
and maybe that is what is missing from my close to perfect life.
All the ads say love is missing from my close to perfect life.
And that dress would look so much redder,
your waist oh so much thinner,
with a man by your side,
you would really be a winner.
This one is too short,
and that one is too pudgy,
this one lives far away,
that one seems kind of stuffy,
and he didn’t even put a picture so he probably is ugly.
Start to chat,
about this and that.
Roommates come see!
Can you believe he said that to me!
Well this sure is fun,
but now he wants to meet.
And then the awkward tango,
of the real,
material,
physical world.
Come home,
how did it go,
oh the usual,
you know.
No one is right for me,
which is fine,
I am happy,
with my almost perfect life,
but I am bored.
I think before I go to sleep,
in my wide open bed,
I will crack my laptop just a peek,
and see who is there still to meet.
