Benji Lovitt

@benjilovitt

Comedian, writer, educator, self-proclaimed cultural differences expert. Doing standup on a stage near you.

Tel Aviv
BenjiLovitt.com
Na Twitteri od: jún 2008
Narodený 27. septembra
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  1. pred 12 hodinami

    Life as an immigrant: an animal which sleeps all day still has a better local accent than I do.

    1 Retweet 5 Tweetov sa páčilo
  2. 31. 10.

    Forget the PO or Misrad Hapnim. The level of madness checking-in and boarding at Ben-Gurion is unparalleled. It’s the Top Gun of balagan.

    1 reply 2 Tweety sa páčili
  3. Retweetol používateľ
    30. 10.

    Netflix announced House of Cards will end after season 6, so at least a fictional President can be destroyed by sexual assault allegations.

    561 replies 39 719 Retweetov 128 578 Tweetov sa páčilo
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    30. 10.

    The only way Fox News will care re: Paul Manafort's indictment is if he unzips his face mask a la Scooby Doo and reveals he is Hillary.

    33 Retweetov 149 Tweetov sa páčilo
  5. Retweetol používateľ
    29. 10.

    231 replies 19 279 Retweetov 33 808 Tweetov sa páčilo
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    30. 10.

    This is the new Zapruder film - every time I watch it I noticed something new.

    0:15
    I NEED AN UPDATE ON THESE TWO GUYS.
    90 replies 755 Retweetov 3 167 Tweetov sa páčilo
  7. 29. 10.

    Next time I assume that everyone here is tougher than me, remind me of the guy who just declared, "איזה קור (it's so cold)!"

    3 Tweety sa páčili
  8. 29. 10.

    Anyone want to go to the beach to watch the sunset? If so, meet me at....dammit, there it went.

    1 reply 3 Tweety sa páčili
  9. 29. 10.

    I can’t believe we only have four more hours of light. I’m going to start eating dinner at 3:45.

    1 reply
  10. Retweetol používateľ
    28. 10.

    unfortunately, here's who's unsealing the indictments on monday

    144 replies 1 740 Retweetov 10 535 Tweetov sa páčilo
  11. 26. 10.

    More disruptive protests by extremists. Why block traffic? If they’re serious about effecting change, why wouldn’t they just pray for it?

    1 Retweet 8 Tweetov sa páčilo
  12. 26. 10.

    These crazy flavors of “hummus” are like a Britney techno version of “Stairway to Heaven”. Just b/c someone likes it, it doesn’t make it ok.

    1 Retweet 7 Tweetov sa páčilo
  13. 25. 10.

    agrees to $1 million book deal. Trolls, don't get mad when he sits at the signing. It's hard to write your name standing up

  14. 24. 10.

    Good news, binary options CEOs: no life sentence for you. Your lawyers negotiated it down to 50 years in Misrad Hapnim.

    1 reply 1 Retweet 5 Tweetov sa páčilo
  15. 23. 10.

    How to view the 1st seat in the monit sheirut Glass half-empty: Constantly reaching back to take money Glass half-full: great lats workout

    1 reply 2 Tweety sa páčili
  16. 22. 10.

    Those are either interpretations of former PMs or the worst comedy headshots ever. I would definitely not heckle the guy with the tattoos.

    2 Tweety sa páčili
  17. Retweetol používateľ
    20. 10.

    (Lincoln and JFK were assassinated.)

    1:00
    “We are witnesses to the most ruthless attack on a president & the people who voted for him...in American history." -
    619 replies 4 681 Retweetov 17 050 Tweetov sa páčilo
  18. Retweetol používateľ
    19. 10.

    Makes my day when publishes his top 10 list. Top 10: “Jewish Day of Rage” ()

    1 reply 1 Retweet 1 Tweet sa páčil
  19. Retweetol používateľ
    19. 10.

    My friend nails it on name calling vs. social discourse

    1 reply 1 Retweet 1 Tweet sa páčil
  20. 19. 10.

    Move over "All we are saying is give peace a chance". I give you "GO TO JAIL RATHER!" Good eye ; photo

    1 reply 1 Retweet

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