Benji Lovitt

@benjilovitt

Comedian, writer, educator, self-proclaimed cultural differences expert. Doing standup on a stage near you.

Tel Aviv
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Geregistreerd in juni 2008
Geboren op 27 september
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  1. 12 uur geleden

    Life as an immigrant: an animal which sleeps all day still has a better local accent than I do.

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  2. 31 okt.

    Forget the PO or Misrad Hapnim. The level of madness checking-in and boarding at Ben-Gurion is unparalleled. It’s the Top Gun of balagan.

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    30 okt.

    Netflix announced House of Cards will end after season 6, so at least a fictional President can be destroyed by sexual assault allegations.

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    30 okt.

    The only way Fox News will care re: Paul Manafort's indictment is if he unzips his face mask a la Scooby Doo and reveals he is Hillary.

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    29 okt.

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    30 okt.

    This is the new Zapruder film - every time I watch it I noticed something new.

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    I NEED AN UPDATE ON THESE TWO GUYS.
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  7. 29 okt.

    Next time I assume that everyone here is tougher than me, remind me of the guy who just declared, "איזה קור (it's so cold)!"

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  8. 29 okt.

    Anyone want to go to the beach to watch the sunset? If so, meet me at....dammit, there it went.

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  9. 29 okt.

    I can’t believe we only have four more hours of light. I’m going to start eating dinner at 3:45.

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    28 okt.

    unfortunately, here's who's unsealing the indictments on monday

    144 antwoorden 1.740 retweets 10.535 vind-ik-leuks
  11. 26 okt.

    More disruptive protests by extremists. Why block traffic? If they’re serious about effecting change, why wouldn’t they just pray for it?

    2 antwoorden 1 retweet 8 vind-ik-leuks
  12. 26 okt.

    These crazy flavors of “hummus” are like a Britney techno version of “Stairway to Heaven”. Just b/c someone likes it, it doesn’t make it ok.

    2 antwoorden 1 retweet 7 vind-ik-leuks
  13. 25 okt.

    agrees to $1 million book deal. Trolls, don't get mad when he sits at the signing. It's hard to write your name standing up

  14. 24 okt.

    Good news, binary options CEOs: no life sentence for you. Your lawyers negotiated it down to 50 years in Misrad Hapnim.

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  15. 23 okt.

    How to view the 1st seat in the monit sheirut Glass half-empty: Constantly reaching back to take money Glass half-full: great lats workout

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  16. 22 okt.

    Those are either interpretations of former PMs or the worst comedy headshots ever. I would definitely not heckle the guy with the tattoos.

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    20 okt.

    (Lincoln and JFK were assassinated.)

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    “We are witnesses to the most ruthless attack on a president & the people who voted for him...in American history." -
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    19 okt.

    Makes my day when publishes his top 10 list. Top 10: “Jewish Day of Rage” ()

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    19 okt.

    My friend nails it on name calling vs. social discourse

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  20. 19 okt.

    Move over "All we are saying is give peace a chance". I give you "GO TO JAIL RATHER!" Good eye ; photo

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