Benji Lovitt

@benjilovitt

Comedian, writer, educator, self-proclaimed cultural differences expert. Doing standup on a stage near you.

Tel Aviv
BenjiLovitt.com
Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2008.
Rođen/a 27. rujna
670 fotografija ili videozapisa Fotografije i videozapisi

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  1. prije 12 sati

    Life as an immigrant: an animal which sleeps all day still has a better local accent than I do.

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  2. 31. lis

    Forget the PO or Misrad Hapnim. The level of madness checking-in and boarding at Ben-Gurion is unparalleled. It’s the Top Gun of balagan.

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    30. lis

    Netflix announced House of Cards will end after season 6, so at least a fictional President can be destroyed by sexual assault allegations.

    561 reply 39.719 proslijeđenih tweetova 128.577 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    30. lis

    The only way Fox News will care re: Paul Manafort's indictment is if he unzips his face mask a la Scooby Doo and reveals he is Hillary.

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    29. lis

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    30. lis

    This is the new Zapruder film - every time I watch it I noticed something new.

    0:15
    I NEED AN UPDATE ON THESE TWO GUYS.
    90 replies 755 proslijeđenih tweetova 3.167 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  7. 29. lis

    Next time I assume that everyone here is tougher than me, remind me of the guy who just declared, "איזה קור (it's so cold)!"

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  8. 29. lis

    Anyone want to go to the beach to watch the sunset? If so, meet me at....dammit, there it went.

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  9. 29. lis

    I can’t believe we only have four more hours of light. I’m going to start eating dinner at 3:45.

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    28. lis

    unfortunately, here's who's unsealing the indictments on monday

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  11. 26. lis

    More disruptive protests by extremists. Why block traffic? If they’re serious about effecting change, why wouldn’t they just pray for it?

    1 proslijeđeni tweet 8 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  12. 26. lis

    These crazy flavors of “hummus” are like a Britney techno version of “Stairway to Heaven”. Just b/c someone likes it, it doesn’t make it ok.

    1 proslijeđeni tweet 7 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  13. 25. lis

    agrees to $1 million book deal. Trolls, don't get mad when he sits at the signing. It's hard to write your name standing up

  14. 24. lis

    Good news, binary options CEOs: no life sentence for you. Your lawyers negotiated it down to 50 years in Misrad Hapnim.

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  15. 23. lis

    How to view the 1st seat in the monit sheirut Glass half-empty: Constantly reaching back to take money Glass half-full: great lats workout

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  16. 22. lis

    Those are either interpretations of former PMs or the worst comedy headshots ever. I would definitely not heckle the guy with the tattoos.

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    20. lis

    (Lincoln and JFK were assassinated.)

    1:00
    “We are witnesses to the most ruthless attack on a president & the people who voted for him...in American history." -
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    19. lis

    Makes my day when publishes his top 10 list. Top 10: “Jewish Day of Rage” ()

    1 reply 1 proslijeđeni tweet 1 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
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    19. lis

    My friend nails it on name calling vs. social discourse

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  20. 19. lis

    Move over "All we are saying is give peace a chance". I give you "GO TO JAIL RATHER!" Good eye ; photo

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