Benji Lovitt

@benjilovitt

Comedian, writer, educator, self-proclaimed cultural differences expert. Doing standup on a stage near you.

Tel Aviv
Έγινε μέλος την περίοδο Ιουνίου 2008
Γεννήθηκε στις 27 Σεπτεμβρίου

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  1. πριν από 12 ώρες

    Life as an immigrant: an animal which sleeps all day still has a better local accent than I do.

  2. 31 Οκτ

    Forget the PO or Misrad Hapnim. The level of madness checking-in and boarding at Ben-Gurion is unparalleled. It’s the Top Gun of balagan.

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    Netflix announced House of Cards will end after season 6, so at least a fictional President can be destroyed by sexual assault allegations.

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    The only way Fox News will care re: Paul Manafort's indictment is if he unzips his face mask a la Scooby Doo and reveals he is Hillary.

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    This is the new Zapruder film - every time I watch it I noticed something new.

  7. 29 Οκτ

    Next time I assume that everyone here is tougher than me, remind me of the guy who just declared, "איזה קור (it's so cold)!"

  8. 29 Οκτ

    Anyone want to go to the beach to watch the sunset? If so, meet me at....dammit, there it went.

  9. 29 Οκτ

    I can’t believe we only have four more hours of light. I’m going to start eating dinner at 3:45.

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    28 Οκτ

    unfortunately, here's who's unsealing the indictments on monday

  11. 26 Οκτ

    More disruptive protests by extremists. Why block traffic? If they’re serious about effecting change, why wouldn’t they just pray for it?

  12. 26 Οκτ

    These crazy flavors of “hummus” are like a Britney techno version of “Stairway to Heaven”. Just b/c someone likes it, it doesn’t make it ok.

  13. 25 Οκτ

    agrees to $1 million book deal. Trolls, don't get mad when he sits at the signing. It's hard to write your name standing up

  14. 24 Οκτ

    Good news, binary options CEOs: no life sentence for you. Your lawyers negotiated it down to 50 years in Misrad Hapnim.

  15. 23 Οκτ

    How to view the 1st seat in the monit sheirut Glass half-empty: Constantly reaching back to take money Glass half-full: great lats workout

  16. 22 Οκτ

    Those are either interpretations of former PMs or the worst comedy headshots ever. I would definitely not heckle the guy with the tattoos.

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    20 Οκτ

    (Lincoln and JFK were assassinated.)

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    Makes my day when publishes his top 10 list. Top 10: “Jewish Day of Rage” ()

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    My friend nails it on name calling vs. social discourse

  20. 19 Οκτ

    Move over "All we are saying is give peace a chance". I give you "GO TO JAIL RATHER!" Good eye ; photo

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