Benji Lovitt

@benjilovitt

Comedian, writer, educator, self-proclaimed cultural differences expert. Doing standup on a stage near you.

Tel Aviv
BenjiLovitt.com
Sumali noong Hunyo 2008
Ipinanganak noong Setyembre 27
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  1. 12 oras ang nakalipas

    Life as an immigrant: an animal which sleeps all day still has a better local accent than I do.

    1 retweet 5 gusto
  2. Okt 31

    Forget the PO or Misrad Hapnim. The level of madness checking-in and boarding at Ben-Gurion is unparalleled. It’s the Top Gun of balagan.

    1 sagot 2 gusto
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    Okt 30

    Netflix announced House of Cards will end after season 6, so at least a fictional President can be destroyed by sexual assault allegations.

    561 sagot 39,716 mga retweet 128,569 (na) gusto
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    Okt 30

    The only way Fox News will care re: Paul Manafort's indictment is if he unzips his face mask a la Scooby Doo and reveals he is Hillary.

    4 mga sagot 33 retweet 149 (na) gusto
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    Okt 29

    231 sagot 19,279 mga retweet 33,808 gusto
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    Okt 30

    This is the new Zapruder film - every time I watch it I noticed something new.

    0:15
    I NEED AN UPDATE ON THESE TWO GUYS.
    90 sagot 755 retweet 3,167 gusto
  7. Okt 29

    Next time I assume that everyone here is tougher than me, remind me of the guy who just declared, "איזה קור (it's so cold)!"

    3 gusto
  8. Okt 29

    Anyone want to go to the beach to watch the sunset? If so, meet me at....dammit, there it went.

    1 sagot 3 gusto
  9. Okt 29

    I can’t believe we only have four more hours of light. I’m going to start eating dinner at 3:45.

    1 sagot
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    Okt 28

    unfortunately, here's who's unsealing the indictments on monday

    144 mga sagot 1,740 retweet 10,535 gusto
  11. Okt 26

    More disruptive protests by extremists. Why block traffic? If they’re serious about effecting change, why wouldn’t they just pray for it?

    2 sagot 1 retweet 8 gusto
  12. Okt 26

    These crazy flavors of “hummus” are like a Britney techno version of “Stairway to Heaven”. Just b/c someone likes it, it doesn’t make it ok.

    2 sagot 1 retweet 7 gusto
  13. Okt 25

    agrees to $1 million book deal. Trolls, don't get mad when he sits at the signing. It's hard to write your name standing up

  14. Okt 24

    Good news, binary options CEOs: no life sentence for you. Your lawyers negotiated it down to 50 years in Misrad Hapnim.

    1 sagot 1 retweet 5 gusto
  15. Okt 23

    How to view the 1st seat in the monit sheirut Glass half-empty: Constantly reaching back to take money Glass half-full: great lats workout

    1 sagot 2 gusto
  16. Okt 22

    Those are either interpretations of former PMs or the worst comedy headshots ever. I would definitely not heckle the guy with the tattoos.

    2 gusto
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    Okt 20

    (Lincoln and JFK were assassinated.)

    1:00
    “We are witnesses to the most ruthless attack on a president & the people who voted for him...in American history." -
    619 mga sagot 4,681 retweet 17,050 gusto
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    Okt 19

    Makes my day when publishes his top 10 list. Top 10: “Jewish Day of Rage” ()

    1 sagot 1 retweet 1 gusto
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    Okt 19

    My friend nails it on name calling vs. social discourse

    1 sagot 1 retweet 1 gusto
  20. Okt 19

    Move over "All we are saying is give peace a chance". I give you "GO TO JAIL RATHER!" Good eye ; photo

    1 sagot 1 retweet

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