The research fairy 🧚‍♂️ 🌈 @[email protected]

I got an email with one line:
False alarm I found the paper I repeat I found the paper.

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I responded with: I am confused, but great.

Astrology: when you really want to judge someone based on the circumstances of their birth but not in like a racist way

tired: avoiding characters with they/them pronouns because it introduces semantic ambiguity
wired: leaning all the way into the ambiguity for narrative purposes

~ Reading about Alan Turing ~

*Sigh* I hope someday I'm so powerfully gay that it's a national security threat

minecraft is cross stitch for zoomers

~ In the store ~

Sign: Free parking validation

Me: Hello I'd like to have my parking validated

Employee: *Sighs*

~ In the parking garage ~

Employee: Great job, 10/10, good parking

Elon Musk denies that there was ever such a thing as the "Cybertruck," cites the use of "deepfake" software to generate video to the contrary

A story in two headlines.

(I'm assuming Verge is a bit slow)

I want to write a blog post entitled "Mastodon is crumbling and many blame this delicious recipe" that features posts of different Masto users' apple crumbles and recipes

Mastodon is crumbling!

But who has the most delicious crisp streusel crust on their crumble?

Find out on #MastodonCrumbles

Oh is Mastodon crumbling again?

Good King Wenceslas looked out, riding on a pony
Stuck a feather in his cap, deep and crisp and even

sometimes i really dont understand what the fuck is going on in here and thats alright i think

@bgcarlisle

Try, just *try* to name me a thirstier song than Gloria Gaynor's "All I need Is Your Sweet Loving" (1975)