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Blackberry Cake with Caramel Icing

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Messy looking but delicious. The two major mishaps of this cake, the icing and the berries, ended up making it so decadent.

The original recipe is from The Gourmet Cookbook. My version omits a few ingredients, such as cloves and raisins to keep the taste lighter.

I ignored one of the crucial steps for the icing and it ended up very thin and tricky to spread. I added half a cup of confectioner’s sugar to give it more body and it just barely held. But that’s okay, caramel is supposed to be gooey and oozy. I think having it so messy was perfectly fine. It certainly tasted that way. Q and I were unconsciously spooning up the puddles of icing off the counter when we were frosting the cake.

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And the second mistake was that I forgot to get fresh blackberries and had to resort to a bag of *gasp* frozen berry medley from the local convenient store. But it was for the better, the defrosted berries let off some juice that mingled with the icing. Why caramel covered strawberries aren’t a regular pairing is beyond me.

Blackberry Cake
3 c. all purpose flour
1 1/4 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. cinnamon
2 sticks unsalted butter, room temperature
2 c. sugar
5 large eggs
1 tsp. vanilla extract
1 tsp. baking soda
1 c. buttermilk, well shaken
1 c. seedless blackberry jam
1 pint of fresh berries (blackberries, raspberries, and currants)
2-3 drops purple food coloring

Sift together the flour, salt, and cinnamon. Set aside.
In small bowl stir the teaspoon of baking soda into the buttermilk. Set aside.
Cream the butter and sugar together in a mixing bowl with an electric beater. Add the eggs, mixing well and then the vanilla. Add 1/3 of the dry ingredients and mix well. Add 1/3 of the buttermilk, again mixing well. Keep doing this until all the ingredients are in the batter. The very last step is to add the jam. The batter is a pretty shade of lavender but it’ll bake out. Next time I make this, I’m adding food color to keep it purple. 2-3 drops should do.

Pour into 2 pre-greased 9-inch cake pans. Bake at 325F for about 45 minutes.

Gooey Caramel Icing
3 c. light brown sugar, packed
1 c. evaporated milk
1 stick of unsalted butter
pinch of salt

Combine together all ingredients in a saucepan. Over low-to-medium heat, stir until everything is melted. The recipe says to let it caramelize without stirring, until it reaches 235F, but I stirred every now and then for fears of burnt bits on the bottom of the pot. I’ll follow their instructions next time and see how it comes out. They also say to transfer the hot icing to a mixing bowl and beating for 5 minutes and to frost the cake immediately but I ended up adding 1/2 c. of confectioner’s sugar and letting it cool before adding it to the cake.

To assemble, ice the bottom layer. Add the berries before stacking on the top layer and frost away.

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Damn. I can’t believe I’m 30.

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Where NOT to order from

So where does one find a booby cake pan? I’ll tell you one place NOT to get it. Do not buy from Nawty Things because….

1) When you see the the phrase “Overnight Delivery”, what does that imply? They can rant and rave that there’s a disclaimer listed below (warning: if porn isn’t your thing, don’t click the link) explaining that Overnight Delivery still takes 2-3 business days before being shipped out. They don’t exactly make that clear when it comes to the shipping options page while buying this stuff online. I ordered my cake pan on Friday Feb. 9th, 10:30am EST. Since the company is in California, I would assume that the order appeared in their cue well before their offices opened. I paid $23.95 Overnight Shipping fee just for the package to arrive 6 days after I ordered it. Opposed to the regular $7.95. It doesn’t matter when the lower priced option would have arrived because the whole point to paying extra was to have the cake pan by Valentine’s Day.

2) Packages that are left in my apartment vestibule are routinely stolen. I usual have important mail or packages routed to my office to avoid this. But since the item in question was from a sex toy company, it had to be delivered to home.
I called Nawty Thing’s customer service line and asked if the package needed to be signed for. They claimed YES. Guess where the package was found when it finally arrived? Sitting in the apartment entryway. Luckily, Q got home before the resident thief got to it. This person is still around, yesterday a note was left on the entryway door cussing the thief out for signing and taking another person’s parcel.

So if you need to get a novelty cake pan, do not order from Nawty Things. Even if you need sex toys, still don’t order from them. There are other places out there that have decent shipping options worth the money. Just to make sure that my message is heard, I include terms that an average Google search would use to find such items to point them to this post.

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J-E-L-L-Ohhhhhh!

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“Could those be for me?”

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That was Q’s reaction when he saw what we had for dessert last night.

I made Jello boobies. Because I can. And because I have a smart ass reputation to uphold.

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Originally, the specialty cake pan was supposed to get here by Valentine’s Day but the company I bought it from is very slow at processing their orders. Luckily there’s always Mardi Gras. Sadly, I could not find any beads to decorate the plate with.

I picked the Jello flavors for their color and the strawberry kiwi mixed with the vanilla pudding was a nice combination. I usually only eat cherry Jello but didn’t want them to come out looking sunburned.

Q and I will never look at Jello the same way again.

Jello Cream Jigglers

2 tbsp. blueberry yogurt
2 packages of strawberry kiwi Jello gelatin
2 cups boiling water
1 package of vanilla Jello pudding
1 cup of milk

Spoon a tablespoon of the yogurt in each of the nipple depressions. Freeze for about 30-60 minutes.

Add the boiling water to the Jello powder stirring well. Set aside and let it cool to room temperature, about 45 minutes.

When the gelatin mix is cool, make the pudding. Whip the milk and pudding powder together until very smooth. Add the pudding to the gelatin, beating vigorously with an egg whisk. Carefully pour into the mold, trying not to dislodge the “nipples”. Chill overnight in the fridge.

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