
I hope everyone had a filling Thanksgiving. For the first time ever, Q and I had company for our meal. There was great conversation, good natured banter, and loads of bubbly. And shrimp dip, that’ll get its own post later. It almost made up for the food which was shameful.
There were problems with the turkey from the beginning. Everybody raves how moist and flavorful the meat is after brining in a sugar and salt solution so I thought it was worth a try. The only thing big enough to hold the bird and brine was my 15-quart stock pot. It was a tight squeeze but I managed to submerge most of it in the solution by dropping the turkey in head first with most of the legs sticking out. No problem, I just covered the exposed parts with cling wrap and let it rest overnight in the fridge. The plan was to get up early, flip it over, and let it soak for another 3 hours so it was evenly brined. It was a real wrestling match trying to get the damn thing out of the pot the next morning. Even after the brine was poured out, the turkey didn’t want to move. So I kneeled on a chair above the sink, stuck my arms inside the pot and tried to lift and shimmy it out. The whole time I was thinking of all the horror stories I’ve heard about childbirth, wondering if there wasn’t some poor midwife or OB out there doing the same thing with an over-sized baby. I pulled a little too hard. I ended up smacking myself in the face with the raw bastard, knocking off my glasses, and soaking everything with potential salmonella infested liquid. But I did manage to catch it before it skidded off the chair by pressing my left hip between it and the sink. It was only 8:30 in the morning, I was dripping wet with germy water, blind, with a sore nose, and very very unhappy.
The worst part is that I didn’t need to go through all that hassle, because the bloody oven thermometer tricked me into thinking that the temp was at a decent 350F where in reality it was closer to 500F. It was one dry turkey plus all the other dishes were off.
Next year there will be no full Thanksgiving meal with all the trimmings, it’ll just be shrimp dip.
So what did everybody else have over the weekend? Any good leftovers? For any newcomers to this site, feel free to tell me all about the food highlights of your most recent meals. Any recipes, take-out, home-cooking, Thanksgiving disasters or triumphs, leave them in the comments section.
I’ll be working more on this blog to get it up to scratch and hope to get more posts going by the weekend.
cheers,
Butta Buns


