Benji Lovitt

@benjilovitt

Comedian, writer, educator, self-proclaimed cultural differences expert. Doing standup on a stage near you.

Tel Aviv
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Joined June 2008
Born on September 27
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  1. 2 hours ago

    After week of back pain, I called Maccabi Tivi. Apparently עישוי is "massage". I thought she was asking me how I wanted my steak done.

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  2. 13 hours ago

    Israelis, what are these? This is the most kosher-for-Pesach tasting food I've ever had, and it's not Pesach. Why is El Al serving this?

    2 replies
  3. 19 hours ago

    Ironically their kosher meals are delicious.

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  4. Retweeted
    May 10

    Alex Ovechkin maybe only Russian not having any influence in Washington right now.

    316 replies 12,302 retweets 22,872 likes
  5. Retweeted
    May 10

    Comedy is hard. Acronyms Harder.

    CNN now stands for Cardiac Care Network because their ppl are having heart attacks over Trump doing what Dems once demanded-fire Comey.
    1,996 replies 34,474 retweets 104,320 likes
  6. Retweeted
    May 10

    Trump fires head of Russia Trump investigation and invites Russia to the White House the next morning. Bad optics? Try Ray Charles optics.

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  7. May 8

    More marketing slogans that will never catch on: Tortit puts the "bar" in "Barghouti".

    1 reply 2 retweets 4 likes
  8. May 7

    Tourism slogans that will never take off: "We put '' in the ''. "

    2 replies 5 likes
  9. May 6

    Digging the new logo, ,

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  10. May 5

    "It's going to burn, wash your hands after you eat, drink plenty of water...." Are we eating hot chicken or going to the Dead Sea? – at Bolton's Spicy Chicken & Fish

    1 retweet 2 likes
  11. May 4

    See that blue dot? I should ask people what they think about today's vote and say I'm

  12. May 4

    I also took a picture with Shmuley Boteach and my whiteboard. ( w/the clever meme idea, and no, it's not Photoshopped.)

    1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
  13. May 4

    Here's a fun little thing I got to do last week.... Check out this fun Yom Haatzmaut interview with !

  14. May 3

    WhatsApp is down. Forget Yom Kippur. Arab nations, if you want to attack Israel when it's vulnerable, NOW IS THE TIME.

    2 replies 1 retweet 12 likes
  15. May 3

    How do you say "tsfonbonim" in English?

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  16. May 3

    Ohio State celebrates the UN Partition Plan.

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  17. May 3

    TRI DELTS FOREVER!!!!!! Love you guys!!!!!! – at The Ohio State University

    3 replies 4 likes
  18. May 3

    Share w/any Jewish people in Nashville who enjoy falafel jokes from self-deprecating immigrants. First 613 Kohanim receive free iron phone.

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  19. May 2

    1910: 1st ever commercial flight, from Dayton to Columbus; 2017: I fly to Israel w/half of Target in suitcase. Happy 69th, Israel!

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  20. Retweeted
    May 1

    doesn't feel real w/o a from abt things he loves abt but I guess after a decade he can have a break

    2 replies 1 retweet 9 likes

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