Benji Lovitt

@benjilovitt

Comedian, writer, educator, self-proclaimed cultural differences expert. Doing standup on a stage near you.

Tel Aviv
Sumali noong Hunyo 2008
Ipinanganak noong Setyembre 27

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  1. 17 oras ang nakalipas

    I just got rabbinical dispensation to get called up for an aliyah with "Ya'amooood.....Yoda ben Jack Tripper hashlishiiii."

  2. 17 oras ang nakalipas

    I just got rabbinical dispensation to grant other people dispensations. This is the Jewish version of 3D printing a 3D printer.

  3. 17 oras ang nakalipas

    I just got rabbinical dispensation to play "Funky Cold Medina" during the Aleinu.

  4. 18 oras ang nakalipas

    I just got permission to wear a cheeseburger sundress to shul. I know it sounds weird but my rabbi gave me a pass so IT'S TOTALLY COOL.

  5. May 18

    I've found the guy who could bring peace to this region....

  6. May 17

    The first 1st to make the "Guns and Moses" shirt cool. His Hebrew didn't compare to Mick Jagger's but Mick didn't say "I'm making aliyah!"

  7. May 17

    Best lyric change we could ever hear: "You ain't seen nothing Till you're down on מעפן"

  8. May 17

    "Better Call Saul" + Jetlag = Thoughts of watching "Breaking Bad" for a third time. It will happen someday....

  9. May 16

    After week of back pain, I called Maccabi Tivi. Apparently עישוי is "massage". I thought she was asking me how I wanted my steak done.

  10. May 15

    Israelis, what are these? This is the most kosher-for-Pesach tasting food I've ever had, and it's not Pesach. Why is El Al serving this?

  11. May 15

    Ironically their kosher meals are delicious.

  12. Ni-retweet ni
    May 11

    Alex Ovechkin maybe only Russian not having any influence in Washington right now.

  13. Ni-retweet ni
    May 10
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    May 10

    Trump fires head of Russia Trump investigation and invites Russia to the White House the next morning. Bad optics? Try Ray Charles optics.

  15. May 8

    More marketing slogans that will never catch on: Tortit puts the "bar" in "Barghouti".

  16. May 7

    Tourism slogans that will never take off: "We put '' in the ''. "

  17. May 6
  18. Sinundan ni Benji Lovitt sina Sina , , at3 pang iba
    • @RabbiIris

      Rabbi - Believer in justice, Jewish pluralism and the power to repair the world / tikkun olam | Conservative Rabbi but liberal | Facebook

    • @THaerosmith

      Bassist of Aerosmith

  19. May 5

    "It's going to burn, wash your hands after you eat, drink plenty of water...." Are we eating hot chicken or going to the Dead Sea? – sa Bolton's Spicy Chicken & Fish

  20. May 4

    See that blue dot? I should ask people what they think about today's vote and say I'm

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