Benji Lovitt

@benjilovitt

Comedian, writer, educator, self-proclaimed cultural differences expert. Doing standup on a stage near you.

Tel Aviv
BenjiLovitt.com
Sumali noong Hunyo 2008
Ipinanganak noong Setyembre 27
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  1. 17 oras ang nakalipas

    I just got rabbinical dispensation to get called up for an aliyah with "Ya'amooood.....Yoda ben Jack Tripper hashlishiiii."

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  2. 17 oras ang nakalipas

    I just got rabbinical dispensation to grant other people dispensations. This is the Jewish version of 3D printing a 3D printer.

    1 sagot 7 gusto
  3. 17 oras ang nakalipas

    I just got rabbinical dispensation to play "Funky Cold Medina" during the Aleinu.

    1 sagot 3 gusto
  4. 18 oras ang nakalipas

    I just got permission to wear a cheeseburger sundress to shul. I know it sounds weird but my rabbi gave me a pass so IT'S TOTALLY COOL.

    1 retweet 4 (na) gusto
  5. May 18

    I've found the guy who could bring peace to this region....

    1 sagot 5 gusto
  6. May 17

    The first 1st to make the "Guns and Moses" shirt cool. His Hebrew didn't compare to Mick Jagger's but Mick didn't say "I'm making aliyah!"

    1 sagot 2 retweet 12 gusto
  7. May 17

    Best lyric change we could ever hear: "You ain't seen nothing Till you're down on מעפן"

  8. May 17

    "Better Call Saul" + Jetlag = Thoughts of watching "Breaking Bad" for a third time. It will happen someday....

  9. May 16

    After week of back pain, I called Maccabi Tivi. Apparently עישוי is "massage". I thought she was asking me how I wanted my steak done.

    1 sagot 2 gusto
  10. May 15

    Israelis, what are these? This is the most kosher-for-Pesach tasting food I've ever had, and it's not Pesach. Why is El Al serving this?

    2 sagot
  11. May 15

    Ironically their kosher meals are delicious.

    5 gusto
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    May 11

    Alex Ovechkin maybe only Russian not having any influence in Washington right now.

    314 mga sagot 12,314 mga retweet 22,935 gusto
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    May 10

    Comedy is hard. Acronyms Harder.

    CNN now stands for Cardiac Care Network because their ppl are having heart attacks over Trump doing what Dems once demanded-fire Comey.
    1,997 sagot 34,482 retweet 104,499 (na) gusto
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    May 10

    Trump fires head of Russia Trump investigation and invites Russia to the White House the next morning. Bad optics? Try Ray Charles optics.

    1 sagot 11 retweet 33 gusto
  15. May 8

    More marketing slogans that will never catch on: Tortit puts the "bar" in "Barghouti".

    1 sagot 2 retweet 4 (na) gusto
  16. May 7

    Tourism slogans that will never take off: "We put '' in the ''. "

    2 sagot 5 gusto
  17. May 6

    Digging the new logo, ,

    5 gusto
  18. Sinundan ni Benji Lovitt sina Sina , , at3 pang iba
    • @RabbiIris ‏

      Rabbi - Believer in justice, Jewish pluralism and the power to repair the world / tikkun olam | Conservative Rabbi but liberal | Facebook

    • @THaerosmith ‏

      Bassist of Aerosmith

  19. May 5

    "It's going to burn, wash your hands after you eat, drink plenty of water...." Are we eating hot chicken or going to the Dead Sea? – sa Bolton's Spicy Chicken & Fish

    1 retweet 2 gusto
  20. May 4

    See that blue dot? I should ask people what they think about today's vote and say I'm

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