Benji Lovitt

@benjilovitt

Comedian, writer, educator, self-proclaimed cultural differences expert. Doing standup on a stage near you.

Tel Aviv
BenjiLovitt.com
जून 2008 पर शामिल हुए
27 सितंबर पर जन्म
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  1. 17 घंटे पहले

    I just got rabbinical dispensation to get called up for an aliyah with "Ya'amooood.....Yoda ben Jack Tripper hashlishiiii."

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  2. 17 घंटे पहले

    I just got rabbinical dispensation to grant other people dispensations. This is the Jewish version of 3D printing a 3D printer.

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  3. 17 घंटे पहले

    I just got rabbinical dispensation to play "Funky Cold Medina" during the Aleinu.

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  4. 18 घंटे पहले

    I just got permission to wear a cheeseburger sundress to shul. I know it sounds weird but my rabbi gave me a pass so IT'S TOTALLY COOL.

    1 रीट्वीट 4 पसंद
  5. 18 मई

    I've found the guy who could bring peace to this region....

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  6. 17 मई

    The first 1st to make the "Guns and Moses" shirt cool. His Hebrew didn't compare to Mick Jagger's but Mick didn't say "I'm making aliyah!"

    1 उत्तर 2 रीट्वीट 12 पसंद
  7. 17 मई

    Best lyric change we could ever hear: "You ain't seen nothing Till you're down on מעפן"

  8. 17 मई

    "Better Call Saul" + Jetlag = Thoughts of watching "Breaking Bad" for a third time. It will happen someday....

  9. 16 मई

    After week of back pain, I called Maccabi Tivi. Apparently עישוי is "massage". I thought she was asking me how I wanted my steak done.

    1 उत्तर 2 पसंद
  10. 15 मई

    Israelis, what are these? This is the most kosher-for-Pesach tasting food I've ever had, and it's not Pesach. Why is El Al serving this?

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  11. 15 मई

    Ironically their kosher meals are delicious.

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  12. ने रीट्वीट किया
    11 मई

    Alex Ovechkin maybe only Russian not having any influence in Washington right now.

    314 उत्तर 12,314 रीट्वीट 22,935 पसंद
  13. ने रीट्वीट किया
    10 मई

    Comedy is hard. Acronyms Harder.

    CNN now stands for Cardiac Care Network because their ppl are having heart attacks over Trump doing what Dems once demanded-fire Comey.
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  14. ने रीट्वीट किया
    10 मई

    Trump fires head of Russia Trump investigation and invites Russia to the White House the next morning. Bad optics? Try Ray Charles optics.

    1 उत्तर 11 रीट्वीट 33 पसंद
  15. 8 मई

    More marketing slogans that will never catch on: Tortit puts the "bar" in "Barghouti".

    1 उत्तर 2 रीट्वीट 4 पसंद
  16. 7 मई

    Tourism slogans that will never take off: "We put '' in the ''. "

    2 उत्तर 5 पसंद
  17. 6 मई

    Digging the new logo, ,

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  18. Benji Lovitt ने फ़ॉलो किया , , और‍ 3 अन्य
    • @RabbiIris ‏

      Rabbi - Believer in justice, Jewish pluralism and the power to repair the world / tikkun olam | Conservative Rabbi but liberal | Facebook

    • @THaerosmith ‏

      Bassist of Aerosmith

  19. 5 मई

    "It's going to burn, wash your hands after you eat, drink plenty of water...." Are we eating hot chicken or going to the Dead Sea? – Bolton's Spicy Chicken & Fish पर

    1 रीट्वीट 2 पसंद
  20. 4 मई

    See that blue dot? I should ask people what they think about today's vote and say I'm

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