Entitled mombie brings baby to interview, surprised when employment agency doesn't want to work with her. by oshiitake in childfree

[–]sugamonkey 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The minute someone telling me a story says that they were "disrespected" I know it means they were probably acting like an asshole. These people are always crying about being disrespected, when in reality it was just people asking them to behave like normal human beings.

Entitled mombie brings baby to interview, surprised when employment agency doesn't want to work with her. by oshiitake in childfree

[–]sugamonkey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think it usually because they assume you will leave the minute you find a job in your field.

Gf (28/f) of four years is about to buy a house, and I'm (26/m) not sure what to do. by thr0waway963 in relationship_advice

[–]sugamonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't put money into a house that is not in your name. If you breakup you will lose all your savings and have nothing to show for it. If you are not comfortable putting your name on the deed don't do it.

Girlfriend blocked me on twitter because of a political tweet by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]sugamonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you always walking on eggshells around her? Yes. Why? Why would you want to be with someone who makes you do that?

DAE remember the tablets the school nurse gave you to chew on to see how much plaque was on your teeth? by AddySandune in RedditForGrownups

[–]sugamonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember those. Funny, I use a liquid version of the same stuff in animals when I clean their teeth. That stuff stains EVERYTHING!

Lost an entire group of friends because I wouldn't go home with a man who had a child.... by emmaisabellaa in childfree

[–]sugamonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Let me guess, at least half these shitty friends have kids of their own don't they. Also I bet at least one of them is a single mom because she fucked some loser who bailed on her. This is probably why they are pissed at you. They see themselves in this guy and they know they are less desirable because they have kids. The truth hurts.

Fiancee just dropped a bombshell on me, 5 months after it happened by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]sugamonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why is she the only one getting tested? If my boyfriend told me he cheated five months after the fact the first thing I would be thinking is " how do I know this was the only time? If he can lie this long how do I know he is being 100% truthful now?". Get yourself tested!!!!!!!!

31/m wanting to pay for unemployed GF (21/f) and I to travel together, but she declines? by moon_head in relationship_advice

[–]sugamonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did she used to be ok with taking money from you and suddenly changed her mind or has she always been really independent? If she has always been this way then I say drop it and travel without her this time. If she is suddenly uncomfortable with the idea then I would wonder if there was something else going on. Like is she not as serious about you anymore so she feels guilty taking the money knowing she may be breaking up with you soon.

What kind of person will you just never understand? by UbiquitousBawbag in AskReddit

[–]sugamonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me too!!! I hate feeling like I am rushing to get somewhere. I especially like to be early to airports so I can look around a bit before my flight.

What kind of person will you just never understand? by UbiquitousBawbag in AskReddit

[–]sugamonkey 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What I hate even more are the people who let them get away with it. My old boss used to always side with the asshole, even though we were following HER rules about clients being late, not paying their bills, demanding meds without an appointment ( I work at a vet). It is so demoralizing to the staff when your boss doesn't even back you up. Now in comes my new boss, she does not back down to anyone. If a client treats us like crap she takes them into an exam room to talk about what happened. The asshole thinks he/she is getting their way. Little do they know we are printing out all of their pets records so my boss can hand them to asshole and tell them they are no longer welcome at our practice because they abused the staff. The look on their faces is priceless. Most of them immediately try to back pedal, apologize or say they were just "kidding". Really?! Calling our receptionist a fucking bitch because YOU are 30 minutes late for your appointment is just a joke? Nope, sorry get out.

How can I [34M] make my wife [31F] feel pretty? by Clarissimus in relationship_advice

[–]sugamonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does she have some girlfriends? Maybe she would like a girls night and they could do mani/pedis?

[25/M] Thinking of breaking up with my girlfriend because I can't get over how many people shes slept with in the past. by markburns101 in relationship_advice

[–]sugamonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Breakup with her so she can find a real man who doesn't have these sexist, hypocritical views about women.

Please help me find peace. My gilfriend got belittled ans disrespected during oral sex before she met me. by Shrek_Lore in relationship_advice

[–]sugamonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you for thinking your girlfriend could have just " respected herself " and pulled away. What you described is your girlfriend being raped. She was physically forced to preform a sex act she didn't want to do. For to think that this is in anyway her fault is absolutely disgusting. Do your girlfriend a favor and breakup with her so she can find a real man who knows what rape is and doesn't victim blame. If you have this stupid desire to date virgins, then only date virgins. Stop forcing your sexist, bullshit on women who don't fit your 1940's idea of what a "good" woman should be.

Ranking America’s Fast-Food Chicken Nuggets by BlankVerse in fastfood

[–]sugamonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the zesty sauce. I put it on my whopper jr. instead of mayo, mmmmm.

Not interested in a relationship but the guy is by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]sugamonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Follow the other advice and above all remember, NEVER SHIT WHERE YOU EAT!!!!!

My (F/23) boyfriend (M/31) wants to buy a sex doll. Did I overreact? by grosssexdolls in relationship_advice

[–]sugamonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like you might have a condition called Vulvodynia. You should go to a gynecologist and see if there are treatments that might be helpful. It may also be helpful for your boyfriend to learn more about the condition as well. I'm not sure how this will affect your relationship long term, but either way you shouldn't have to live in pain.

I am such a cliche: Got high, stashed my bowl and lighter in a 'safe' place somewhere in the house. Can't find it. Can any of you tell me where I left it? by Republican_Wet_Dream in eldertrees

[–]sugamonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm.. places I've left my bowl when high. In the fridge, the freezer, the bathroom windowsill, on top of the fridge, on top of the cable box, INSIDE a pizza box, on top of my fish tank, in the cupboard next to the glasses and on the railing of my back porch. I'd check those places.

Are me and my housemate just friends? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]sugamonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't do it, even if she throws herself on you. It will blowup in your face and then you will have to move.

Advise: Ex left to try to date my friend by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]sugamonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Hey friend. Girlfriend broke up with me because she said she is in love with you. Just so you know, if you two start dating I will have to stop hanging out with you. It will be too painful for me to see the two of you together." Then you just have to wait and see. I would stop talking to the ex anyway.

Is it possible to have more from a one night stand overseas (24F) by lilac4eva in relationship_advice

[–]sugamonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No harm in staying in touch, but go into it with low expectations. Odds are it won't last, but you never know.

Waiting for husband in Brooks Brothers today - found this gem in their "How to be a Lady" book. Though of y'all. Paragraph 2. by ikolanul in childfree

[–]sugamonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh for Christ sakes! If your self esteem is so low that you fall into a pit of self doubt every time someone else is complimented in front of you I don't want to know you. Not you personally commenter. 🙂

Have to tell someone: I made the final payment on my car today!!! by jsmoo68 in personalfinance

[–]sugamonkey 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I don't care about any of those things. A car gets me from point a to b, that's all I care about.