Michael Vick rethinking NFL Retirement, "Tom Brady really inspired me" by KendrickRashad in nfl

[–]boomer478 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One game this year the team handed out these big signs in one section of the stadium that was supposed to spell out DAWGPOUND, only in true Browns fashion they fucked up the order of the signs and spelled GPODAWUND instead.

What do you hate that everyone else loves? by TheEruption in AskReddit

[–]boomer478 155 points156 points  (0 children)

I couldn't give less of a fuck about harry potter if I tried.

Saying you bought a 60 inch TV sounds reasonable. Saying you bought a 5 foot TV sounds ridiculous. by glitterphobia in Showerthoughts

[–]boomer478 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you live in Canada, where people are measured in feet and pounds, food is measured in kilograms, and distances are either in km, miles, or hours.

What's an event that went from 0-100 real quick? by Poketto43 in AskReddit

[–]boomer478 106 points107 points  (0 children)

The election campaign is like two years long.

After my double mastectomy and subsequent implant surgery, the stitches popped and opened a portal to the void. by HellFluff in WTF

[–]boomer478 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please place all liquids, gels, and boobs in a clear plastic bag prior to passing through security. Thank you, and have a nice day.

RIP! by AngryCuteKid in gifs

[–]boomer478 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's the top of a building, it's hidden behind the dog's head for most of the gif.

You can see it above his left ear at the start.

/u/possiblyquestionable explains why porn movies are easier to find free on the internet than regular movies by Dissidence802 in bestof

[–]boomer478 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man I didn't even have the patience to get all the way through that post, I can't imagine any 5 year old with enough to withstand a lecture about commodities and pricing.

I get that it's not literally for 5 year olds, but a metaphor for breaking something down into a simple way to understand. Most posts that I see in /r/bestof linking there fail to do this.

Lickster - Cunnilingus Training App [NSFW] by brickclick in videos

[–]boomer478 545 points546 points  (0 children)

This made me exceptionally uncomfortable.

Sit flips by SlimJones123 in gifs

[–]boomer478 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A really inefficient way of standing up.

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