I have an insane amount of funny/dramatic/generally insane shit happen to me daily I'm going to be trying to post more of from now on. This is just 1 little piece of a regular day for me. Last night I got rly rly fd up and my room was super dirty and I needed to clean it but didn't want to and this slutty junky chick who'd been wanting to hook up w me for months even tho I have a girl (she's locked up) was hitting me up all day wanting to come over and get hi off me and fuck all night. So I finally said "yea come over and I'll get you high but you have to do something for me . . ." To which she replied "anything you want, I'm otw". When she got here I gave her like $5 worth of dope (what it costs me not what I woulda sold it for) and after she did it she got down on her knees and said "now what can I do for you?" All seductively. I replied "clean my room while I take a nap." Hahaha she did it. Did a super good job and didn't steal shit (I keep my drugs and other valuables well locked away and hidden but other junkys would've stolen small BS I left out like a zippo lighter or a hat or something shiny etc).
She woke me up straddling me like 4 hours later asking if there was "anything" else she could do for me to which I said nope. Gave her more dope and threw in some bars also just bc she did a really really good job cleaning and then I had her leave. She was disappointed we didn't hook up or at least get to curl up in bed with me but she should've known better anyway. Told her I was waiting on my girl when I first met her months ago.