New Tat Fam!

OlDirtyBurton · 2017-07-23T13:06:09+00:00

Cheap.Ass.Vodka.

Going to find a detox as soon as my insurance comes through on the first.

OlDirtyBurton · 2017-07-23T04:14:52+00:00

You wanna read my life story?

Cause this is how you get my life story.

OlDirtyBurton · 2017-07-23T03:49:50+00:00

Thanks! I drunkenly decided to make an appt. Then made my girl promise to force me to go through with it.

She did.

OlDirtyBurton · 2017-07-23T03:47:52+00:00

I just drink now.

Gave up a decade plus to opiates, too scary with fent to get back in now. Rode it out as long as I could.

OlDirtyBurton · 2017-07-23T03:44:43+00:00

Yep. Got the Chrysler pentastar on my other arm.

OlDirtyBurton · 2017-07-23T03:16:40+00:00

Meh I don't do anything Leo's would be interested in.

Outta the game.

OlDirtyBurton · 2017-07-23T01:18:58+00:00

When I go leftie it feels like a retarded stranger is tugging it in a general direction.

OlDirtyBurton · 2017-07-23T01:17:39+00:00

Dude was really good...

When I booked it, he said it would be like 200 for it colored in, told him I had like 120-130 to work with...

He "accidentally" forgot to reset the timer on the tattoo gun and colored it all in and shit for 130.

OlDirtyBurton · 2017-07-23T01:14:41+00:00

Somebody immediately commented this when I put it on fb and made me regret getting it.

Fuckers.

OlDirtyBurton · 2017-07-23T01:13:53+00:00

Nope, up north homie.

OlDirtyBurton · 2017-07-22T20:30:12+00:00

A Russian/North Korean/China invasion of America.

OlDirtyBurton · 2017-07-22T20:27:53+00:00

Arya would rekt this girl 1v1...

OlDirtyBurton · 2017-07-22T19:55:19+00:00

Same as everyone else....

Stop dancing with the devil.

Nobody dabbles with H, You're either on it, or you aren't.

OlDirtyBurton · 2017-07-22T18:33:08+00:00

Vodka, and sleep.

OlDirtyBurton · 2017-07-22T18:31:14+00:00

Don't

OlDirtyBurton · 2017-07-22T18:28:59+00:00

I did, but dude I middled for wouldnt shoot in front of his girl, so him and his bro went in a bathroom to shoot.

I started doing mine in the back seat and realized about as soon as they came running out of mcdonalds and started screaming at me.

The worst part was, my normal dude we were waiting on, was back in town like 10 minutes later and they spent another 2 hundo, and STILL gave me my fee/didn't beat my ass (They were from NYC scoring in upstate and it was like the 2nd time I had dealt with them.)

OlDirtyBurton · 2017-07-22T18:26:22+00:00

I wouldve waited for new general manager to get off so I could fucking punch him in the face.

OlDirtyBurton · 2017-07-22T18:21:38+00:00

Well if they sell you a bunch of bunk shit that weighs out, you wont be the wiser till you go and try to do it...

Middled for someone and had a chick sell us 200 bucks worth of cinnamon and sugar once...

Didnt know till the money left and we went to get high...

I almost got the shit beat out of me and I had dealt with her a bunch.

Learned a good lesson that night.

OlDirtyBurton · 2017-07-22T17:51:05+00:00

He got mad facebook karma for this though...

OlDirtyBurton · 2017-07-22T17:50:04+00:00

That's how I roll dawg.

OlDirtyBurton · 2017-07-22T16:54:21+00:00

All the pixels.

OlDirtyBurton · 2017-07-22T16:23:24+00:00

"If only they were as good at finding me as they were at come backs"

Is what got me.

OlDirtyBurton

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