ENOUGH BULLSHIT: When The Army Finds Treasure Chests Filled With Spoiled Meat In Enemy Territory THEY SHOULD GET TO EAT IT
Incredible: Mortician At Career Day Gets Halfway Through Telling Students How To Search A Drowned Body’s Corpse For Pearls Before The Teacher Realizes He Isn’t Anybody’s Dad
Will You Click This Picture Of A Sexy Woman, Even If We Tell You That The Video Just Shows Nature Footage?
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Don’t Understand Bitcoin? This Man Will Mumble An Explanation At You
Kids React To Learning What Life Was Like Before The Internet
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Huge Gaffe: Mayor Uses Giant Scissors To Cut Police Tape At Scene Of A Murder
RED ALERT: GLOBALIST BILLIONAIRES Have Arranged A SECRET MEETING In Davos Where They’re ALL HANGING OUT WITHOUT ME!
Inclusivity Win! This Toilet Has A Loud Speaker Begging People To Shit In It Regardless Of Race, Gender, Or Sexual Orientation
Beautiful: Fisherman Finds The Courage To Come Out Of The Closet To Scuba Divers
President In Danger: Young Liberals Are Learning To Slackline As Part Of A DEPRAVED SCHEME To Tightrope Walk From College Campuses Into Donald Trump’s Bedroom
Post This Video To Your Dentist’s Personal Facebook Page To Let Them Know You’ve Found Them And That You’ve Seen Pictures Of Them On Vacation
PatriotHole Exclusive: STANFORD PHD Reveals Hidden CONSERVATIVE Book Of The Bible Where Christ Becomes A Self-Made Millionaire By Selling Mousetraps
This Will Change The Way You Watch ‘The Royal Tenenbaums'
I Am OFFICIALLY DISCONTINUING My LustLad Virility Potion After The LEFTIST EXTREMISTS Who Live Above Me Started Ordering It And Keeping Me Up With Their Loud Fuck Sounds
Leftist Depravity EXPOSED: HATEFUL Liberal YouTube Video Depicts President Trump Receiving A Wedgie From A Cowboy
New Virility Supplement For Women! PatriotHole’s HappyGal Security Pollen Will Cause A Loud Bellow To Emanate From Your Feminine Problem-Hole To Frighten Away Thieves
20 Years After Pantsing A Kid In School, This Former Bully Is Making It Up To Him By Pulling His Pants Up
ENOUGH BULLSHIT: When The Army Finds Treasure Chests Filled With Spoiled Meat In Enemy Territory THEY SHOULD GET TO EAT IT
Super Mario Odyssey Is A Powerful Work Of Marxist Art Depicting The Noble Daily Struggles Of A Humble Plumber
Why Haven’t We Ever Seen Barack Obama Naked? White House Source CONFIRMS It’s Because He Has A Stomach Pouch Where He Keeps A Copy Of The Communist Manifesto
