News

John Oliver Just Won The Internet When He Stopped His Heart On Live TV To Confront Alfred Hitchcock In Hell About His Sexual Harassment Allegations

Today

Huge Mix-Up: Christopher Nolan Accidentally Submitted ‘Dunkirk’ To ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’ And A Video Of Himself Falling Off A Ladder To The Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences

Today

Marketing Win! Trojan’s New Ad Campaign Points Out That You Can Also Put Condoms On Your Fingers To Pick Up Dead Bugs

Today

Responsible Journalism: The Washington Post Has Thrown Out Its Sushi Buffet After It Found Out The Nude Woman It Was Lying On Was A Project Veritas Reporter

Dec. 5, 2017

A Second Chance: This Amazing Organization Helps Disgraced Pedophiles Rebuild Their Lives By Getting Them Elected To Political Office

Dec. 5, 2017

Senator Delivers MIC-DROP SPEECH To Congress About How Viral This Video Will Go

Dec. 5, 2017

Tense Standoff: A Trembling Amazon Security Guard Isn’t Sure Whether To Shoot Jeff Bezos Or The Alexa Claiming To Be Jeff Bezos

Dec. 5, 2017

Abuse Of Power: GOP Senators Have Allowed The Dairy Lobby To Dip The Tax Bill In Milk

Dec. 4, 2017

Back At The Helm: Steve Jobs Returned To Work At Apple Today After The Holistic Medicine He Was Taking Kicked In

Dec. 4, 2017

Major Civil Suit: If Your Child Emerged From A McDonald’s Ball Pit 100 Years Older Than When They Jumped In, You May Be Entitled To A $7 Cash Settlement

Dec. 4, 2017

Wisdom Of The Ages: Richard Nixon’s Ghost Has Appeared To Donald Trump To Guide Him Through Getting Crumbs Out Of His Jowls

Dec. 4, 2017

Incredible: This Inner-City Teacher Can Finally Use The Private Jet Tax Credit To Take Her Kids On A Field Trip To The Louvre

Dec. 2, 2017

Social Media Win: Monsanto Is Letting Twitter Vote On How Much Alligator DNA Will Be Inserted Into This Year’s Grape Harvest

Dec. 1, 2017

A Victory For The Middle Class: The GOP Tax Bill Requires All Eviction Notices To Come With An Explanation Of Trickle-Down Economics

Nov. 30, 2017

Is Harvey Weinstein’s Matt Lauer Biopic Starring Louis CK In Trouble?

Nov. 29, 2017

Making Their Voices Heard: Dozens Of Wealthy CEOs Have Signed A Letter Telling The GOP It’s Weird How Obsessed It Is With Them

Nov. 29, 2017

A Committed Performer: Bruno Mars Just Ended A Concert By Showing His Bleeding Hands To The Crowd And Asking What More He Can Give

Nov. 28, 2017

Devastating: The Wheel Of Fortune Was Stolen From Pat Sajak As He Was Rolling It Out To His Car To Take It Home For The Night

Nov. 28, 2017

Cosmo Has Apologized For Publishing Its Controversial ‘10 Ways To Drive A Neo-Nazi Wild In The Sack’ List

Nov. 27, 2017

Scammed: The Arizona Cardinals Are Scrambling To Find A New Quarterback After Accidentally Signing A Cheap Bootleg Tom Brady They Found Online

Nov. 22, 2017

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