Life Parenting FTW: This Amazing Dad Dressed Up Like A Pirate To Tell His Kids That They Were Getting A New Microwave Today
Life Total Prodigy: This 7-Year-Old Can Recite Every Reason His Aunt And Uncle Are Getting Divorced Today
Life Drawing The Short Straw: 5 Struggles Anyone Whose Combat Platoon Has Gotten Stuck With The Ford Windstar Understands Yesterday
Life The Best We’ve Got: Until Any Scientists Show Up, This Man In A ‘Life Is Good’ Tank Top Is The Foremost Theorist On What This Dead Thing On The Beach Could Be Yesterday
Life Embracing His Inner Child: This Man Is Having More Fun With The Cardboard Box His Life-Size Anime Sex Doll Came In Than The Sex Doll Itself Yesterday
Life Mad With Power: UN Secretary General António Guterres Has Just Named The Honda In Which He Lost His Virginity A World Heritage Site Dec. 1, 2017
Life We’re Sorry To Inform You That This White Supremacist Struggling To Eat A Giant Burrito Is All Of Us Nov. 30, 2017
Life ‘My Fans Will Pony Up For Whatever Worthless Garbage I Dangle In Front Of Their Vacant Mule Eyes’: 5 Questions With Gwyneth Paltrow Nov. 30, 2017
Life Putting The Debate To Bed: PETA Has Announced That They Will Never Know Whether It’s Okay To Be Naked In Front Of Your Dog Or What Nov. 29, 2017
Life Heartbreaking: Martin Scorsese Thinks He’s Required To Eat All Of His Meals Off His Star On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame Nov. 29, 2017
Life Heartwarming: This Serial Killer Is Supporting Local Independent Journalism By Only Sending Clues To His Murders To Newspapers Based In His Hometown Nov. 27, 2017
Life Hindsight Is 20/20: If This Guy Had Stayed In The Cult He Joined In 1975, He’d Be An Astrolord Of The Seventh Dome By Now Nov. 27, 2017
Life Genius Marketing: Poland Spring Is Putting Apple Juice In Its Bottles Because It Tastes Better Nov. 27, 2017
Life Heartwarming: When This Family Couldn’t Be Together On Thanksgiving, They Did A Depressing Skype Thing Nov. 23, 2017
Life Major Breakthrough: NASA Scientists Have Discovered A Nearby Exoplanet Capable Of Supporting All Of Janet’s Bullshit Nov. 22, 2017
Life Science To The Rescue: 6 Creepy Urban Legends From Around The World That Can Be Simply Explained By Dracula Nov. 21, 2017
Life Fostering Community: This Awesome Landlord Caused A Gas Leak In Her Building So All The Tenants Could Finally Meet Each Other Nov. 20, 2017
1 News John Oliver Just Won The Internet When He Stopped His Heart On Live TV To Confront Alfred Hitchcock In Hell About His Sexual Harassment Allegations Today
4 Oral History “America Fell In Love With Our Rancid Weezer Disaster”: An Oral History Of ‘Pinkerton’ Yesterday
